also likes getting fucked up on Captain Morgan and throwing up the deuce

9/3/2008 10:15:28 PM

CAN'T CONTROL THE KIDS

CAN'T CONTROL THE COUNTRY

9/3/2008 10:16:01 PM

STFU

9/3/2008 10:16:02 PM

OMFSCANDAL

9/3/2008 10:16:06 PM

nothing wrong with that

9/3/2008 10:16:07 PM

So that's how she got knocked up.

9/3/2008 10:16:07 PM

lol thats not really her is it?

9/3/2008 10:16:19 PM

fucking Bristol?

is there a brother named Watkins Glen Palin?

9/3/2008 10:16:22 PM

BRISTOL? WE TALKIN' NASCAR NOW BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/3/2008 10:17:14 PM

Chunkin the deuce

9/3/2008 10:17:17 PM

she'd get it

9/3/2008 10:17:26 PM

she got it

9/3/2008 10:17:44 PM

i'd take seconds

9/3/2008 10:19:04 PM

ok, bristol palin is like any other normal teenager, gg

9/3/2008 10:19:53 PM

look fellas...if your mom was governor of alaska, you'd probably drink too...

9/3/2008 10:20:40 PM

9/3/2008 10:22:12 PM

9/3/2008 10:23:20 PM

no literally

i meant fucking bristol, lets do this


oh i thought it was the other girl...meh bout similar

[Edited on September 3, 2008 at 10:24 PM. Reason : ]

9/3/2008 10:23:36 PM

drink and eat at McDonalds, Alaska style

9/3/2008 10:24:06 PM

[Edited on September 3, 2008 at 10:26 PM. Reason : ./]

9/3/2008 10:24:48 PM

yo alaska is getting 3 targets soon!!!1

9/3/2008 10:25:08 PM

I would get drunk every day too if I lived in alaska.

9/3/2008 10:40:22 PM

Quote :

"I would get drunk every day too if I lived in alaska."

9/3/2008 10:43:24 PM

Family Values woo!!

USA #1

9/3/2008 10:48:56 PM

I almost feel bad for momma Palin

ALMOST

9/3/2008 10:53:33 PM

Quote :

"fucking Bristol? is there a brother named Watkins Glen Palin?"

i commend you sir on this fine post

9/3/2008 10:56:24 PM

Quote :

"is there a brother named Watkins Glen Palin"

i fucking lol at that shit and i approve this message

9/3/2008 10:58:58 PM

i had to wikipedia watkins glen.

you damn rednecks.

9/3/2008 11:00:08 PM

9/3/2008 11:07:05 PM

She has my vote!

9/3/2008 11:20:29 PM

Haha, so the VP's kids are just like any other spoiled kids.

This makes me want to vote for them more. If she's got a good fucked up family she's just normal enough to get my vote.

9/3/2008 11:22:18 PM

I really like the handgun she is holding.

9/3/2008 11:22:56 PM

i dont watch nascar, but i am aware of their tracks

9/3/2008 11:25:05 PM

Bristol - Name of a race track
Track - any race track
Trigg - short for Trigger, I hope so Yay yay N-R-A
Willow - no idea
Piper - no idea

9/3/2008 11:28:00 PM

^^^^ Except she's not who you're voting for...

[Edited on September 3, 2008 at 11:28 PM. Reason : ]

9/3/2008 11:28:14 PM

i think Bristol is named after the city ESPN is in

9/3/2008 11:28:32 PM

Piper (cub) Used as an Alaskan Bush Plane

9/3/2008 11:29:27 PM

^^^ Them refers to McCain and his VP choice.

You people need to find something better to do than nitpick like jerking off to shitting dick nipples and sad crying clowns in iron lungs.

[Edited on September 3, 2008 at 11:31 PM. Reason : Oh shit a plane.]

9/3/2008 11:30:56 PM

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"Willow - no idea Piper - no idea"

closet hippies

9/3/2008 11:32:40 PM

Willow was a movie.. I wonder if the age of that kid and the movie are similar

9/3/2008 11:32:55 PM

i watched willow for the midgets

9/3/2008 11:34:02 PM

YAY Willow!
Midgets with English accents!

9/3/2008 11:34:48 PM

Alaskan state bird is the Willow Ptarmigan.

9/3/2008 11:34:51 PM

AMMURKINZ

are going to vote for this thing, and her short-armed dusty running mate.

my god, i swear, i'm more worried about this ticket than i was W/Cheney. dead serious.

9/3/2008 11:35:22 PM

She'd get it.

oh, and uh...

Quote :

"i had to wikipedia watkins glen. you damn rednecks."

To hell with red necks. Watkins Glen has been around forever as a SPORTS CAR racing venue. If you didn't notice its a road course, not an oval. Its hosted several Formula One races, for fuck's sake! Give it some respect, don't just lable it another redneck NASCAR track

[Edited on September 3, 2008 at 11:36 PM. Reason : k]

9/3/2008 11:35:34 PM

Well Willow came out in 1988, and her daughter was born in 1995. Maybe it took 7 years to get to Alaska where she saw it, and named her daughter

9/3/2008 11:35:40 PM

Quote :

"Alaskan state bird is the Willow Ptarmigan."

9/3/2008 11:37:52 PM

Willow is the name of some town in Alaska.

9/4/2008 11:31:54 AM

well there was a character named Willow on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and a character named Piper on Charmed

OMG Alaskan occult conspiracy

9/4/2008 9:50:46 PM

set em up

9/4/2008 9:52:19 PM