Lay 'em on me.

Here's one.

Q: What's a word that starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you don't want to call a black man???










A: Neighbor

9/4/2008 10:51:27 PM

Dad? Is that you????

9/4/2008 10:53:07 PM

Q: What do you get when you cross a Vietnamese with a Mexican?

A: A car thief that can't drive.

9/4/2008 10:53:37 PM

I can't think of the set up...but here's some racist joke punch lines.

Watermellon Bubblegum.
Tomatos.
Chin-Pan-Do, Chim-pan-zee.
Put them in the ash tray.
That's what she said.

9/4/2008 10:55:58 PM

Q: what do you call a mexican pushing a car down the street?
A: spic power

Q: what do you call a white guy pushing a car down the street?
A: cracker power

Q: what do you call a black guy pushing a car down the street?
















A: grand theft auto

9/4/2008 10:56:14 PM