holy shit.

9/5/2008 12:05:23 AM

he said he "wasn't wimpy"

which was nice

9/5/2008 12:06:21 AM

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man'. And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Barack Obama's clock?' asked the man.
'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.

9/5/2008 12:06:42 AM

He said "I could tell he was tough, he looked me straight in the eye, I think some of the things he is doing he is doing for political reasons but I can tell he is tough"

9/5/2008 12:11:47 AM

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man'. And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Barack Obama's clock?' asked the man.
'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.

9/5/2008 2:36:05 AM

i despise obama

9/5/2008 2:48:46 AM

I first heard that joke with Bush's name instead. I'm sure it's been around forever.

9/5/2008 3:25:14 AM

Quote :

"I think some of the things he is doing he is doing for political reasons"

Politicians do things for political reasons?!

9/5/2008 3:34:50 AM