9/7/2008 8:47:33 PM

ahaha

[Edited on September 7, 2008 at 8:48 PM. Reason : emce, if you were in raleigh i'd wanna go fishing with you, man]

9/7/2008 8:47:45 PM

I would go fishing with you sir

9/7/2008 8:49:00 PM

da durp da durp de durp de durp

9/7/2008 8:50:02 PM

i too like colored people--they're a lot quieter than the white neighbors

9/7/2008 8:52:30 PM

the white guys above me are loud as shit. i hear every fucking footstep.

i'm convinced they have a fucking ping pong table.

[Edited on September 7, 2008 at 8:53 PM. Reason : and they play with olympic intensity]

9/7/2008 8:53:32 PM

one of the fuckers across the breezeway got into an argument w/ his gf and started throwing patio furniture at 5 this morning

9/7/2008 8:54:44 PM

I use my inside voice a lot

because I am a very timid and shy individual

9/7/2008 8:56:41 PM

how do you expect the ladies to let you penetrate when you constantly post pics of your gf?

you sir, have some serious issues!

9/7/2008 9:16:13 PM

I usually get hit on MORE when I have a girlfriend

9/7/2008 9:21:06 PM

Quote :

"I usually get hit on MORE when I have a girlfriend"

by your gf, i am sure!

[Edited on September 7, 2008 at 9:29 PM. Reason : quote]

9/7/2008 9:28:54 PM

she actually does hit me

a lot

hard

it really hurts

and she thinks it's a game



I'm serious man...this is me crying for help. I need help.
I'm scared

9/7/2008 9:49:56 PM

duuuurrrrr

9/22/2008 2:55:48 PM

emce, if you were in raleigh i'd wanna go fisting with you, man

9/22/2008 2:57:38 PM

oh bother

9/22/2008 2:58:28 PM

who is the girl

i think thats the same chick that forced me to teabag her over and over again on the back deck of a party in Uwoods. i was getting sore and started to cry but she just kept shouting "NO! This is FUNNY. SHUT UP" over and over again till her cell phone went dead from taking pictures

9/22/2008 3:03:32 PM

9/22/2008 3:04:47 PM

you are cramping my style with that (^)

9/22/2008 3:07:15 PM

^^^ I believe it!

9/22/2008 3:55:24 PM

she t-bagged me once... it was tragic

9/22/2008 3:58:07 PM

I believe it!

9/22/2008 3:58:29 PM