http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/09/08/2358528.htm

Quote :

"He doesn't appear in public very often so it's difficult to verify but there are allegations today that North Korea's leader Kim Jong-Il has in fact been dead for five years."

9/8/2008 9:04:49 AM

That would be kind of awesome

9/8/2008 9:12:01 AM

LOLWUT??

9/8/2008 9:58:21 AM

That would explain the hair.

9/8/2008 10:25:06 AM

OMGWTFBBQ?

9/8/2008 10:28:21 AM

9/8/2008 11:59:07 AM

Wait, wait, wait, his father is considered the country's eternal president beyond the grave. Fucking crrrraaaazy!

9/8/2008 12:01:57 PM

and where does he get those bad ass jumpsuits !1!!1!!!11!1!

9/8/2008 12:11:16 PM

I wonder if he's actually a really impressive animatronic, you know, like at Showbiz pizza.

9/8/2008 12:13:46 PM

Quote :

"The fake Kims are said to be the wrong height "

Quote :

""A Japanese TV station checked his voice print four years ago and the result was the voice was different, the former Kim Jong-Il and now Kim Jong-Il, so there are questions," Professor Shigemura said."

haha

9/8/2008 12:13:55 PM

9/8/2008 12:34:35 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080910/ap_on_re_as/nkorea_kim_jong_il;_ylt=AgXN4p0JTj9cFJCa5ALeJZSs0NUE

9/10/2008 2:20:04 PM

those crazy communists.

9/10/2008 2:41:57 PM

RONERY

9/10/2008 4:17:20 PM

so does that mean he never saw "Team America?"

Bummer.

9/10/2008 4:32:49 PM

Big Brother




The Ministry of Truth

9/10/2008 6:32:45 PM

ok, that last building is all kinds of bad ass

9/10/2008 7:17:22 PM

commie

9/10/2008 7:19:31 PM