while using the urinals, or just say hi. Also have you ever glanced to see what the next guy was packing?

I made this thread after reading this: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1661251.ece

9/8/2008 1:11:11 PM

is this a joke?

fuck no. i don't care if jesus was pissin there himself. i'm not askin him shit.

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9/8/2008 1:11:33 PM

no

9/8/2008 1:11:35 PM

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"is this a joke? fuck no"

9/8/2008 1:12:07 PM

no and I am not a dude so your guy's batheroom and antics are just as much a mystery to us as our girls bathrooms to you...

9/8/2008 1:12:37 PM

if its someone i know, not strangers, and no i dont look, thats fucking gay

9/8/2008 1:12:40 PM

Gay.

9/8/2008 1:12:58 PM

girl's bathrooms aren't a mystery

9/8/2008 1:13:06 PM

fuck that. my long lost twin brother could be in there and i wouldn't say shit.

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[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 1:13 PM. Reason : ^ Jrb599 webcam feed exposed???]

9/8/2008 1:13:25 PM

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"girl's bathrooms aren't a mystery"

exactly...we even know about the hamper/bench/couches with the feminine hygiene products in them!

9/8/2008 1:14:00 PM

hell no!

even if I know the guy personally, I'm not going to acknowledge their existance until O leave the bathroom.

and cocklooking? OH HELL NAW

9/8/2008 1:15:32 PM

i went in a men's room with one of those baby changers the other day. shit freaked me out, haven't seen one of those in like 6 years.

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9/8/2008 1:15:33 PM

no, I just act like I'm staring at the other guy's crotch.

9/8/2008 1:15:56 PM

talking in bathrooms should be outlawed.

9/8/2008 1:17:44 PM

You don't talk to someone in the next urinal over unless you're at a sporting event. At a baseball or football game you can talk while taking a leak. It has to be about the game going on or the team in general... no other talk is acceptable.

It is acceptable, in any situation, to speak with someone in a stall while you are alone at the urinals. In fact, it's only courteous if you know that person to make small talk.

Never cocklook, though... that is just ridiculous for a straight person...

9/8/2008 1:18:04 PM

I can't

while I'm urinating the speech areas of my brain are short circuited

but sure I can chat immediately prior and immediately after urinating

9/8/2008 1:22:04 PM

additionally, I've decided that if I'm ever at a troff pissing, and the guy next to me says "niiiice".....I'm going to stab him in the gut with a butterfly knife

9/8/2008 1:23:16 PM

if it's someone I know then yes. strangers no. cocklooking no.

9/8/2008 1:24:08 PM

and attn: op, i don't even have to click that link to know that its something gay

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9/8/2008 1:25:13 PM

1. If a urinal is occupied, dont use the urinal next to it

2. No talking, unless its deciding which one of you is going to tag the fat chick so the other can have the hot one.

3. If you look at another mans package... you are a [evan]

9/8/2008 1:27:14 PM

I refrain from talking, but if I'm washing my hands, and I see someone that I know. I'll give him the nod.

9/8/2008 1:28:56 PM

I like to put my hand up on the wall like I'm an old man.

9/8/2008 1:29:48 PM

if its someone i know, not strangers, and no i dont look, thats fucking gay

9/8/2008 1:35:45 PM

in high school in the girls locker room... I'd act like I wasn't looking at the other girls getting ready but secretly out of the corner of my eye, I'd compare my breasts, ass, body shape to the other girls...

I'm positive some of you cocklook...maybe just a bit out of the corner of your eye. you want to see if the black guy next to you is really as big as the stereotype may suggest

9/8/2008 1:40:32 PM

sometimes I will just reach over into the urinal next to me and hold the guy's package for him.

9/8/2008 1:43:52 PM

ewww you gay

9/8/2008 1:45:58 PM

I don't initiate conversation, but if someone starts talking to me I'll usually respond.

9/8/2008 1:47:58 PM

I can't pee in public places unless it's really loud, or I'm really drunk, so no

9/8/2008 1:49:27 PM

Rules of the urinal include:
Eyes straight ahead
No conversation

9/8/2008 2:17:42 PM

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"additionally, I've decided that if I'm ever at a troff pissing, and the guy next to me says "niiiice".....I'm going to stab him in the gut with a butterfly knife"

I can see this leading to an ironic death for someone, hes had horrible pain from a kidney stone for days, due to complications his doctor has advised that he just pass it normally. Then one day at a urinal to his surprise it finnaly exits, but just as he sighs with relife and says "ah niiiice" to his misfortune he is standing next to someone who has psycotic blackouts of rage when he suspects gayness is about, and he is quickly stabbed in the stomach.

9/8/2008 2:21:06 PM

hahaha, blind hate is fun sometimes

9/8/2008 2:23:26 PM

I have noticed that the former military guys at work are usually the ones that want to chat it up while you're taking a dump or peeing. I think they are just used to it. I usually avoid conversation in the restroom, but it's not like I'm going to be weirded out if someone else starts talking.

9/8/2008 2:27:48 PM

some of y'all need to exit middle school.

OMG someone's peeing, all conversation must stop!

9/8/2008 2:28:58 PM

the people who can't use public bathrooms are hilarious

germophobe or homophobe?

9/8/2008 2:29:49 PM

i don't glance but sometimes i'll talk if i'm drunk

9/8/2008 2:30:19 PM

THe old black guys at work are ALWAYS wanting to sing and congratulate me in the bathroom "ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!" once, as a joke i said "...Theres no talking in here!" (like from show with kramer) the guy got real sad and wouldnt' talk to me during lunch

9/8/2008 2:31:55 PM

it's not gay unless the swords cross

9/8/2008 2:31:58 PM

I do, and then follow up with opening the diaper changing station and a bottle of chardonnay.

9/8/2008 2:43:55 PM

there are some homophobes in here. i use whatever urinal is available, if i feel like making small talk, so be it. i am just taking a piss, nothing more, nothing less.

9/8/2008 2:46:21 PM

i don't know if chatting while pissing is the same as being homophobic

for example, i don't like talking while peeing, but i'm comfortable enough showering at the gym with other completely naked guys, all while talking

i don't know why there's a difference, but for some reason in my mind, there is

9/8/2008 2:47:48 PM

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"1. If a urinal is occupied, dont use the urinal next to it "

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"Rules of the urinal include: Eyes straight ahead No conversation"

this is what i was referring to...

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"it's not gay unless the swords cross"

and this guy is likely flaming.

9/8/2008 2:50:04 PM

no, conversation at the urinals is fucking weird

9/8/2008 2:50:47 PM

In all honesty, I don't like chatting in general with random folk. Bars, cash registers, anywhere public. Why the fuck would I strike up a conversation while I'm peeing?

I'm more concerned with the color and smell of my urine, as well as the trajectory as to not splash myself while dissolving the urinal cake.

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 2:51 PM. Reason : a]

9/8/2008 2:50:58 PM

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"I'm more concerned with the color and smell of my urine, as well as the trajectory as to not splash myself while dissolving the urinal cake."

glad to know i'm not the only one! do you taste your urine to identify any anomalies, too????

9/8/2008 2:51:51 PM

i am usually talking about friends or acquaintances,, strangers typically not, but i am not terrified by it.

9/8/2008 2:52:12 PM

No, my sense of smell suffices.

9/8/2008 2:52:33 PM

if i'm just in a restaurant or something, i might just say excuse me if its crowded and i'm moving past someone

but if its at a bar, and i'm drunk, i might tell a joke or something

9/8/2008 2:54:06 PM

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""it's not gay unless the swords cross" and this guy is likely flaming."

Aren't you notorious for picking up digits in public restrooms?....or was it was truck stops?

9/8/2008 3:11:38 PM

If I'm mid-conversation on the way into the bathroom, sometimes I'll continue talking while at a urinal. I don't strike up conversations there, though. If I see someone I know I'll wait until we're both at the sink to say hello.

No glancing.

9/8/2008 3:29:16 PM

oh goddammit. fucking jinxed

I just went to take a piss here at work. and as soon as my dick was in my hand, the stranger next to me turned and said "sometimes this is the best part of the day"

9/8/2008 3:33:52 PM