so how much of a flirt does a guy have to be for the girl to pick up on it. I'll give a few examples


A.

Girl: Hi

Guy: Hi.


B.

Girl: Hi

Guy: Well Hey there good lookin



C.

Girl: Hi

Guy: Let's fuck.





In each of the 3 above conversations, I am trying to tell the girl I want her in the worst possible way.

9/10/2008 4:43:49 PM

D.

Girl: Doesn't know

Guy: Posts on TWW

9/10/2008 4:44:42 PM

A

9/10/2008 4:44:46 PM

E.

Girl: Hi

Guy: *chloroformed rag to the mouth and nose*

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 4:45 PM. Reason : E]

9/10/2008 4:44:54 PM

it would be so sweet if C actually worked.

9/10/2008 4:44:57 PM

What the Hell happened to chivalry?

9/10/2008 4:45:21 PM

If you don't beat them, how will they ever love you?

9/10/2008 4:45:32 PM

1 out of 100 drunk bitches at a party agree that C does indeed work

^^feminists killed it

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 4:46 PM. Reason : .]

9/10/2008 4:45:51 PM

chivalry left when guns were introduced to teh world. Swords are for D&D pussies now

9/10/2008 4:46:09 PM

^^ you need to take me to the parties you go to.

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 4:46 PM. Reason : a]

9/10/2008 4:46:40 PM

^^^Increase the odds!

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 4:47 PM. Reason : ^^]

9/10/2008 4:46:48 PM

i mean you might get 49 face slaps, 20 bitches walking away from you, and 20 cussing you out, but that leaves 1 remaining

9/10/2008 4:47:46 PM

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"i mean you might get 49 face slaps, 20 bitches walking away from you, and 20 cussing you out, but that leaves 1 remaining"

uhh...

9/10/2008 4:48:15 PM

solid thread
8/10

9/10/2008 4:49:13 PM

ok how about this,

asking a girl out at the gym:


I see some of the hottest women when I'm at the gym


Are there any working (successful) methods of approaching a chick at the gym? I even hired a personal trainer to be my gym-wingman sort of and make me look good. But man there is just no way to do this without looking like a friggn douche


i mean you can't work out too hard before or you'll be all sweaty. But you can't start sayin hey at first cause it just looks like you're there to be a perv.

Please help, these women are seriously too fine to not do anything. I've fallen off the treadmill staring at some of these chicks. It's really embarrassing.

9/10/2008 4:51:56 PM

I have never hit on girls at the gym. Maybe because I see guys i know do it regularly and fail miserably. From what I gather, most chicks that go to the gym want to work out, not get hit on by sweaty dudes.

9/10/2008 4:53:09 PM

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"From what I gather, most chicks that go to the gym want to work out, not get hit on by sweaty dudes."

agreed...but that's why there's "curves for women," if they don't like it

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 4:54 PM. Reason : .]

9/10/2008 4:53:56 PM

just make sure they see you and therefore they know that you keep yourself in good shape like they do...then follow them home and fap outside their window

9/10/2008 4:54:06 PM

Quote :

"it would be so sweet if C actually worked."

obviously you never went to a meredith party

9/10/2008 4:54:36 PM

Quote :

"D. Girl: Doesn't know Guy: Posts on TWW"

9/10/2008 4:54:41 PM

yeah they say that to unattractive dudes. If brad pitt walks up to them in the gym to say hey and flirt, you really think those ladies are gonna be 'please brad, i'm trying to shapen up my butt here on this machine. leave me alone'

fuck no.


i'm just as hot as him anyways, plus im single.

9/10/2008 4:55:20 PM

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"obviously you never went to a meredith party"

nah, I'm not really into fat chicks

9/10/2008 4:55:30 PM

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"1 out of 100 drunk bitches at a party agree that C does indeed work"

word

I'd say 5 out of 100 though

9/10/2008 4:55:41 PM

^^^ oh hell yeah, i'd hit

fuck...did i just type that?

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 4:56 PM. Reason : [nohomo]]

9/10/2008 4:56:04 PM

Quote :

"just make sure they see you and therefore they know that you keep yourself in good shape like they do...then follow them home and fap outside their window"

ok this one cracked me up good

9/10/2008 4:56:12 PM

Try the DnL method of stalking and taking cell phone pictures and posting them on TWW in hopes that she uses TWW and sees that you're interested.

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 4:56 PM. Reason : yeah]

9/10/2008 4:56:17 PM

Quote :

"E. Girl: Hi Guy: *chloroformed rag to the mouth and nose* "

haha i about spit up my water when i read this

9/10/2008 4:57:53 PM

Quote :

"obviously you never went to a meredith party"

meredith's best come to nc state for parties

9/10/2008 4:58:38 PM

If the dude is doing the hitting (i.e., taking the initiative)

...Why is the girl making first contact in A, B, and C?

9/10/2008 5:07:50 PM

Quote :

"Are there any working (successful) methods of approaching a chick at the gym?"

Just wait for them to get on a machine you want to use and ask if you can work in. Maybe casually start a convo?

9/10/2008 5:19:38 PM