I went in for a physical today with a new doctor. When he pulled down my pants to examine my nuts he was sorta taken back by the obvious lack of body hair down there, and when he asked I told him the truth about my waxing rituals

When he asked my sexual orientation and when I said heterosexual, I don't think he believed me and told me that any answer I provided would be kept in strict confidence. I offered to show him a picture of my girlfriend but he said it was not necessary

He then offered to check my prostate, even though he said I'm not 30 yet. I politely declined.

I don't think I'm going to go back to this doctor again.

9/11/2008 7:48:57 PM

i question your sexuality at times, too

but when we're done, i know you're the one for me

[Edited on September 11, 2008 at 7:50 PM. Reason : [homo?]]

9/11/2008 7:49:31 PM

damn quag i was gonna go there

9/11/2008 7:50:23 PM

i question your sexuality at times, too

ps -> can you talk Gimp into waxing...

[Edited on September 11, 2008 at 7:51 PM. Reason : ]

9/11/2008 7:50:27 PM

Maybe you should have just let him check your prostate.

9/11/2008 7:50:34 PM

Sounds like your doctor is the homo

9/11/2008 7:50:43 PM

wtf

9/11/2008 7:50:45 PM

my doctor thinks I'm a homosexual too.

When I went in for a physical, and the doctor pulled down my pants to examine my nuts, he saw poo poo on my dick...

yeah

9/11/2008 7:51:26 PM

GET SOME DUDE

9/11/2008 7:51:30 PM

I too have questioned your sexuality.

9/11/2008 7:51:34 PM

^^^ does he know you're black and that your penis always looks like that?

[Edited on September 11, 2008 at 7:52 PM. Reason : arrows]

9/11/2008 7:51:55 PM

Quote :

"i question your sexuality at times, too"

from several different people, ouch.

9/11/2008 8:00:05 PM

well, the poo was actually there

but to answer your question, no. upon seeing me walk into his office, he did not know that I was black...






(I think you tried too hard on that one quaggy )

9/11/2008 8:00:27 PM

i'm never good enough for you, am i?

i try and i try, just to impress you, and you shoot me down at every opportunity

you bastard son of a bitch

9/11/2008 8:13:40 PM

sorry
I take it back

9/11/2008 8:14:10 PM

but emce i thought we were exclusive e-lovers

now i find out you've gone around behind my back with quagmire, i'm sorry but i won't be giving you a "prostate exam" ever again

9/11/2008 8:15:55 PM

if it means anything, I didn't give him a reach around

9/11/2008 8:16:55 PM

if it means anything, he didn't give me a reach around

9/11/2008 8:17:36 PM

oh well time to move on

so joenummers, how you doin come around here often? i heard from a very reliable friend in the medical field that you swung the other way?

9/11/2008 8:18:19 PM

this whole thread is questionable

except me

i'm an absolute

9/11/2008 8:19:23 PM

^^

9/11/2008 8:19:28 PM

that's what you get for waxing you naughties...

9/11/2008 8:21:48 PM

my doctor also thinks i'm a homosexual

9/11/2008 8:42:25 PM

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9/11/2008 8:43:58 PM

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9/11/2008 8:44:11 PM

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9/11/2008 8:45:29 PM

i dont think you're a homosexual

9/11/2008 8:47:06 PM

i must be a god damned noob.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4

[Edited on September 11, 2008 at 8:48 PM. Reason : ]

9/11/2008 8:47:33 PM

on the contrary, everyone thinks NC86 is a homosexual.

9/11/2008 8:47:48 PM

Show me dem smooth bawls k

9/11/2008 8:48:36 PM

evan... for the last time....... get those nasty thoughts of me out of your head.


its never going to happen

9/11/2008 8:48:42 PM

well, you are a one eyed monster

9/11/2008 8:49:38 PM

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9/11/2008 8:59:19 PM

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9/11/2008 9:12:15 PM

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9/11/2008 9:13:15 PM

9/11/2008 9:13:38 PM

you blew it.

9/11/2008 9:14:03 PM

Way to kill it.

9/11/2008 9:16:02 PM

HOMO

9/11/2008 9:35:56 PM

what kind of doctor questions your manscaping? you should have told him your pubic hair, or lack thereof, is none of his goddamn business.

9/11/2008 9:37:39 PM

Joe###'s I'll go gay for you {no homo}

9/11/2008 10:51:40 PM

Quote :

"Sounds like your doctor is the [evan]"

9/11/2008 10:54:27 PM

sounds like your doc is an old school prick. although, i didn't realize you waxed--shaving is very normal in this century and I really don't respect a doctor that doesn't listen to and believe what you have to say.

[Edited on September 11, 2008 at 10:57 PM. Reason : asdf`]

9/11/2008 10:56:27 PM

set em up

9/11/2008 10:56:46 PM