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kiljadn
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I have not talked to you or seen you in almost 5 years now. I have no desire to hold a conversation with you, via any method. Your attempts to contact me are unwanted, but do not get offended if I talk about sex with you. I'm trying to illustrate my point that the only thing I could ever want from you now is physical satisfaction. I would gladly spray my man-seed across your face, pound your vag until it is dry and swollen, and leave you broken, battered, and confused. All of that said, I have absolutely no intention of ever being your friend again.


love,

jadn

9/12/2008 12:21:24 AM

WillemJoel
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haha

still?

9/12/2008 12:22:28 AM

kiljadn
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hhahah yeah this bitch is still trying, dude


I got a text from her earlier and the ONLY reason I responded was to see if I could get her to put her mouf on it tonight

9/12/2008 12:24:48 AM

Spontaneous
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Dude, can I borrow the first post for my own ex-girlfriend?

9/12/2008 12:25:46 AM

kiljadn
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Sure. Unwanted exes need to learn their place.

9/12/2008 12:26:57 AM

Str8Foolish
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pretty fucked up

9/12/2008 12:27:11 AM

H8R
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haha, mine's married with twins and still tries to be friends

9/12/2008 12:34:46 AM

Ragged
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i approve this message

9/12/2008 1:03:36 AM

chabnic
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i approve this message.

9/12/2008 1:04:19 AM

Kiwi
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ha pwnt

9/12/2008 1:05:58 AM

3 of 11
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I TOO HAVE HAD SEX

9/12/2008 2:04:32 AM

alibaby
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issues much?
if you don't want the drama, then walk away now. seriously.

9/12/2008 2:12:33 AM

ncsuallday
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if you replied, you want her back (in some way) don't try to justify to tww that "I just wanted to put it in her mouth"

9/12/2008 4:04:18 AM

jbrick83
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....how you been??

I see you still tryin to fuck with other women men,
remember when I first met you in my cousin's house,
a week later we was fuckin on your momma couch

9/12/2008 4:18:21 AM

Gumbified
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a-fucking-men brother


Change 5 years to 3 and you get a mirror image. It's just hilarious now.

9/12/2008 4:21:03 AM

sumfoo1
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ROFFLEEE

9/12/2008 8:02:23 AM

hgtran
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worthless without pics.

9/12/2008 8:03:00 AM

roddy
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here is his x....



[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 8:07 AM. Reason : m]

9/12/2008 8:06:35 AM

sd2nc
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"haha, mine's married with twins and still tries to be friends"


Maybe we dated the same girl

9/12/2008 8:45:26 AM

NCSUWolfy
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to be fair... this shit happens to girls too!

except i dont want to have sex with them

9/12/2008 10:34:36 AM

jackleg
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you need to go to jacklegs bridge torching academy

ok thats probably not a good idea

9/12/2008 10:36:03 AM

ambrosia1231
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Quote :
"if you replied, you want her back (in some way) don't try to justify to tww that "I just wanted to put it in her mouth""


Your profile says you're a dude.

Did you choose the wrong gender when you registered? If you did, no big, because there have been more than a couple other people who have done the same thing.

9/12/2008 10:38:20 AM

gunzz
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"you need to go to jacklegs bridge torching academy"

haha, yeah man. i had to just take this route b/c this bitch will not leave me alone. after she got her roommate (one of the coolest dudes ive met recently) caught in the middle i've decided to take this route. shes being a fucking cunt. i have never acted this way when being dumped and i never expected her to turn into this level of crazy

[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 11:07 AM. Reason : sdf]

9/12/2008 11:06:33 AM

Walls1441
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f that, i'll date her.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/12/2008 2:03:22 PM

kiljadn
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Quote :
"if you replied, you want her back (in some way) don't try to justify to tww that "I just wanted to put it in her mouth""




Are you illiterate? The "some way" would be to use her in the most sexually deviant way possible.

IE

Quote :
"I'm trying to illustrate my point that the only thing I could ever want from you now is physical satisfaction. I would gladly spray my man-seed across your face, pound your vag until it is dry and swollen, and leave you broken, battered, and confused."






Learn to fucking read.


and alibaby & $leg - I did burn that bridge pretty quickly after I realized I wasn't going to get any dome last night

[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 6:04 PM. Reason : it's amazing what a "piss off, cya next tuesday" will get you nowadays]

9/12/2008 6:01:21 PM

StillFuchsia
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I don't approve this thread

you don't know where that vag has been since you last had it, B

best to steer clear anyhow

9/12/2008 6:15:25 PM

kiljadn
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I am not hitting that, nor will I hit that. Please to read.

9/12/2008 6:20:16 PM

Jen
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haha, mine's married engaged with twins and still tries to be friends


but hes just tryin to get me to put my mouf on it

[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 6:42 PM. Reason : space]

9/12/2008 6:24:13 PM

blasphemour
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I stay in touch with almost all my exes.

9/12/2008 6:25:36 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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Quote :
"I stay in touch with continue to sleep with whenever possible almost all my exes.

"

9/12/2008 6:26:42 PM

Ragged
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lol
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9/12/2008 7:11:46 PM

alibaby
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^^ ha!

9/13/2008 12:54:00 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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It's ok..only about half they time do the continue cheating on their new boyfriends with me

[Edited on September 13, 2008 at 12:55 PM. Reason : a]

9/13/2008 12:55:03 PM

alibaby
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oh i definitely know the drill...

9/13/2008 12:59:32 PM

Str8Foolish
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Quote :
"I stay in touch with almost all my exes."


I see no reason not to, and I try to for the most part.

Some of them are huge fucking babies though, not unlike the OP.

9/13/2008 2:29:20 PM

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