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EMCE
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- 2 out of 3 barbers were cutting hair when I got here

- fat white/asian lady walks out the back room, smiles at everyone, and then leaves

-weed smoke, incense, and the smell of FUCKING follow the women as she walks past us

-the 3rd barber walks out 2 minutes later from the back room, and starts cutting hair again.







what happened, and why is everyone laughing?

9/12/2008 1:10:33 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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happy endings for haircuts? this is a new/greatidea

9/12/2008 1:11:05 PM

DivaBaby19
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They got high

He got a blowjob

She went out the wrong door

They laffed

9/12/2008 1:11:26 PM

tromboner950
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And why did you get on the Wolfweb white waiting? Do you carry a laptop everywhere or something?

What barber shop is that anyway?

[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 1:12 PM. Reason : ...]

9/12/2008 1:11:42 PM

Skack
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I hope he washed his hands, but I bet he didn't.

9/12/2008 1:13:11 PM

EMCE
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well, the other exit is an emergency fire exit.

all that's the backroom is a bathroom, a TV, a pool table, a couch, and an ash tray




wat happen?



p.s., I'm on my PDA/phone while waiting. Not a laptop.

[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 1:15 PM. Reason : g]

9/12/2008 1:13:58 PM

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why does waiting have to be white.. huh..why cant it be black ?

9/12/2008 1:14:10 PM

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9/12/2008 1:14:23 PM

EMCE
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the barber shop is called blazin' cuts.

and if I get that barber, I'll refuse to sit in his chair.
and I'm made to sit in his chair, I will be reluctant.
and if he's shaping up my beard, and I smell pussy on his fingers....I'm going to stab him....and then puke in his stab wounds








I'm so confused. What happened

9/12/2008 1:18:53 PM

BigMan157
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you stop judging my momma and diddy, ya hear me?

9/12/2008 1:20:48 PM

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Quote :
"the barber shop is called blazin' cuts"


9/12/2008 1:22:17 PM

EMCE
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is this how HEP C. is spread?

9/12/2008 1:24:33 PM

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9/12/2008 1:25:18 PM

pilgrimshoes
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only if you suckle his fingers

9/12/2008 1:25:50 PM

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Just hope he doesn't cut you any open wounds.

9/12/2008 1:26:52 PM

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So if you get killed,

we will know where to find you

9/12/2008 1:35:26 PM

EMCE
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crisis averted. another barber gave me my cut

9/12/2008 1:46:50 PM

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hehe they cut hair when theyre high

9/12/2008 1:47:40 PM

simonn
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just got a fresh cut now we lookin' for the freaks

9/12/2008 2:12:53 PM

EMCE
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U mad?
cause I'm stylin' on you

9/12/2008 2:21:16 PM

DivaBaby19
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brb

gotta change my panties

9/12/2008 2:27:19 PM

EMCE
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mail them to me plz

9/12/2008 2:28:17 PM

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goatees are so 90's, cut that junk off

9/12/2008 2:29:10 PM

EMCE
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haha, I don't care what you fools think about my goat

my lady says that she likes how it feels between her thighs....that's all that counts

9/12/2008 2:30:18 PM

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9/12/2008 2:31:36 PM

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that`s not a goatee

9/12/2008 2:31:51 PM

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9/12/2008 2:32:36 PM

EMCE
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U mad?

9/12/2008 2:33:58 PM

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9/12/2008 2:34:16 PM

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Why not just cut it yourself? Save the $whatever a month.

9/12/2008 2:34:26 PM

GREEN JAY
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he`s ballin

9/12/2008 2:35:48 PM

HockeyRoman
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So it seems.

9/12/2008 2:36:25 PM

EMCE
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eh, $15-$20 every two weeks isn't going to send me to the poor house by any means
it looks a lot better (clean lines on the front, sides, etc...)
they can shave my face better than I can
and
it just looks a lot better, haha

[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 2:39 PM. Reason : I won't say that I'm ballin'....I'm compensated very well for my services]

9/12/2008 2:38:33 PM

lafta
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you cant cut black hair by yourself, maybe white hair you can use that vacuum cleaner/clippers but not black hair

9/12/2008 2:41:01 PM

pilgrimshoes
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[that's wacists!]

9/12/2008 2:42:12 PM

HockeyRoman
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^^ That sucks. I used to get mine cut once a month because I spiked it up and stuff but once I started riding my motorcycle as my main source of transportation I realized that style was no longer feasible so I just shave it myself now.

[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 2:44 PM. Reason : .]

9/12/2008 2:44:35 PM

EMCE
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I guess it's possible to cut it yourself. I used to just slap a #1 gaurd on my clippers, and go at it...

but that's exactly what it ends up looking like. a home job.

9/12/2008 2:46:45 PM

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the official emce was somewhere thread.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/12/2008 2:47:40 PM

EMCE
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/evan

9/12/2008 2:47:59 PM

skankinande
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Cause you cant keep that line TIGHT



Cause ya gotta have yo lines TIGHT!

9/12/2008 2:48:07 PM

HockeyRoman
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I have thought about going with a #1 just so I wouldn't have to cut it so often but I didn't want to look like a skinhead so I just stick with the #2.

9/12/2008 2:48:21 PM

EMCE
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^ aha. nah, you can tell (most of the time) the difference between a skinhead, and a white person that just doesn't want to have to deal with hair

I don't know what it is though. Maybe it's the fact that one will nod or speak to me when they pass me in the street....the other will slash my tires

9/12/2008 2:50:31 PM

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i bought clippers the other day so i could cut my own hair, but i don't want my line all jacked up so i've just been growing a fro' kinda and somehow its managed to stay even.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/12/2008 2:51:40 PM

EMCE
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I used to sport a fro', like "What's Happening?"

Got tired of dealing with the hair though.

9/12/2008 2:53:18 PM

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yeah its at that point where you have to pick it everytime you look in a different direction lol.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/12/2008 2:54:30 PM

EMCE
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....go to wash your hair
stick your dome under the shower head
*5 minutes later*
feel the hot water on your scalp.



I know how it is

9/12/2008 2:55:58 PM

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just out of curiosity

what's with shaving the line across the top?

i think it looks funny

but i think a distinct part line on white dudes looks funny too

9/12/2008 2:57:36 PM

EMCE
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a part?
usually goes on either side. it's just a style (outdated in my opinion). but just a style...

9/12/2008 2:59:11 PM

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oic

9/12/2008 3:00:45 PM

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They trying to be like us.

9/12/2008 3:01:03 PM

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