EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
- 2 out of 3 barbers were cutting hair when I got here
- fat white/asian lady walks out the back room, smiles at everyone, and then leaves
-weed smoke, incense, and the smell of FUCKING follow the women as she walks past us
-the 3rd barber walks out 2 minutes later from the back room, and starts cutting hair again.
what happened, and why is everyone laughing? 9/12/2008 1:10:33 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
happy endings for haircuts? this is a new/greatidea 9/12/2008 1:11:05 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
They got high
He got a blowjob
She went out the wrong door
They laffed 9/12/2008 1:11:26 PM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
And why did you get on the Wolfweb white waiting? Do you carry a laptop everywhere or something?
What barber shop is that anyway?
[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 1:12 PM. Reason : ...] 9/12/2008 1:11:42 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I hope he washed his hands, but I bet he didn't. 9/12/2008 1:13:11 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
well, the other exit is an emergency fire exit.
all that's the backroom is a bathroom, a TV, a pool table, a couch, and an ash tray
wat happen?
p.s., I'm on my PDA/phone while waiting. Not a laptop.
[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 1:15 PM. Reason : g] 9/12/2008 1:13:58 PM |
FAI756843 All American 908 Posts user info edit post |
why does waiting have to be white.. huh..why cant it be black ? 9/12/2008 1:14:10 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
9/12/2008 1:14:23 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
the barber shop is called blazin' cuts.
and if I get that barber, I'll refuse to sit in his chair. and I'm made to sit in his chair, I will be reluctant. and if he's shaping up my beard, and I smell pussy on his fingers....I'm going to stab him....and then puke in his stab wounds
I'm so confused. What happened 9/12/2008 1:18:53 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
you stop judging my momma and diddy, ya hear me? 9/12/2008 1:20:48 PM |
Ytsejam All American 2588 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the barber shop is called blazin' cuts" |
9/12/2008 1:22:17 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
is this how HEP C. is spread? 9/12/2008 1:24:33 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
9/12/2008 1:25:18 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
only if you suckle his fingers 9/12/2008 1:25:50 PM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
Just hope he doesn't cut you any open wounds. 9/12/2008 1:26:52 PM |
deerpark101 All American 773 Posts user info edit post |
So if you get killed,
we will know where to find you 9/12/2008 1:35:26 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
crisis averted. another barber gave me my cut 9/12/2008 1:46:50 PM |
Jader All American 2869 Posts user info edit post |
hehe they cut hair when theyre high 9/12/2008 1:47:40 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
just got a fresh cut now we lookin' for the freaks 9/12/2008 2:12:53 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
U mad? cause I'm stylin' on you
9/12/2008 2:21:16 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
brb
gotta change my panties 9/12/2008 2:27:19 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
mail them to me plz 9/12/2008 2:28:17 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
goatees are so 90's, cut that junk off 9/12/2008 2:29:10 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
haha, I don't care what you fools think about my goat
my lady says that she likes how it feels between her thighs....that's all that counts 9/12/2008 2:30:18 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
9/12/2008 2:31:36 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
that`s not a goatee 9/12/2008 2:31:51 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
9/12/2008 2:32:36 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
U mad? 9/12/2008 2:33:58 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
9/12/2008 2:34:16 PM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
Why not just cut it yourself? Save the $whatever a month. 9/12/2008 2:34:26 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
he`s ballin 9/12/2008 2:35:48 PM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
So it seems. 9/12/2008 2:36:25 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
eh, $15-$20 every two weeks isn't going to send me to the poor house by any means it looks a lot better (clean lines on the front, sides, etc...) they can shave my face better than I can and it just looks a lot better, haha
[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 2:39 PM. Reason : I won't say that I'm ballin'....I'm compensated very well for my services] 9/12/2008 2:38:33 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
you cant cut black hair by yourself, maybe white hair you can use that vacuum cleaner/clippers but not black hair 9/12/2008 2:41:01 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
[that's wacists!] 9/12/2008 2:42:12 PM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
^^ That sucks. I used to get mine cut once a month because I spiked it up and stuff but once I started riding my motorcycle as my main source of transportation I realized that style was no longer feasible so I just shave it myself now.
[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 2:44 PM. Reason : .] 9/12/2008 2:44:35 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
I guess it's possible to cut it yourself. I used to just slap a #1 gaurd on my clippers, and go at it...
but that's exactly what it ends up looking like. a home job. 9/12/2008 2:46:45 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
the official emce was somewhere thread.
I'm walls1441 and i approved this message. 9/12/2008 2:47:40 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
/evan 9/12/2008 2:47:59 PM |
skankinande All American 28213 Posts user info edit post |
Cause you cant keep that line TIGHT
Cause ya gotta have yo lines TIGHT! 9/12/2008 2:48:07 PM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
I have thought about going with a #1 just so I wouldn't have to cut it so often but I didn't want to look like a skinhead so I just stick with the #2. 9/12/2008 2:48:21 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
^ aha. nah, you can tell (most of the time) the difference between a skinhead, and a white person that just doesn't want to have to deal with hair
I don't know what it is though. Maybe it's the fact that one will nod or speak to me when they pass me in the street....the other will slash my tires 9/12/2008 2:50:31 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
i bought clippers the other day so i could cut my own hair, but i don't want my line all jacked up so i've just been growing a fro' kinda and somehow its managed to stay even.
I'm walls1441 and i approved this message. 9/12/2008 2:51:40 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
I used to sport a fro', like "What's Happening?"
Got tired of dealing with the hair though. 9/12/2008 2:53:18 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
yeah its at that point where you have to pick it everytime you look in a different direction lol.
I'm walls1441 and i approved this message. 9/12/2008 2:54:30 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
....go to wash your hair stick your dome under the shower head *5 minutes later* feel the hot water on your scalp.
I know how it is] 9/12/2008 2:55:58 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
just out of curiosity
what's with shaving the line across the top?
i think it looks funny
but i think a distinct part line on white dudes looks funny too 9/12/2008 2:57:36 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
a part? usually goes on either side. it's just a style (outdated in my opinion). but just a style... 9/12/2008 2:59:11 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
oic
9/12/2008 3:00:45 PM |
skankinande All American 28213 Posts user info edit post |
They trying to be like us. 9/12/2008 3:01:03 PM |