so i was DD for a few of meh friends. they wanted to go to buckhead's it sucked donkey dick. classy redneck places just don't work.

then they wanted to go to some place called white collar. that sucked 10x more. it was full of homos.

needless to say, my night involved DDing, and having some guy trip and fall on me, who may or may not have attempted to grab my junk.

ATTENTION FAGS!!!! STAY THE FUCK HOME. DON'T GO OUT IN PUBLIC. YOU ARE SICK, SICK FUCKS.

hope your night was more betterer.

9/13/2008 2:04:20 AM

thank you for DDing

9/13/2008 2:05:28 AM

Mine was just ok. I had to work tonight. It was quite funny to see all of those dumb asses at the gas pump.

9/13/2008 2:05:58 AM

haha. it was my turn. and most of the time it ends up an enjoyable experience cuz you get to laugh at your friends being jackasses.

9/13/2008 2:06:16 AM

thank you for DDing even thought you said "meh" for "my"

9/13/2008 2:06:43 AM

I agree with EMCE thank you for dding. I had a fun night as well with out the junk grabbing shenanigans

9/13/2008 2:06:47 AM

DDing always sucked. Getting a taxi FTW!

9/13/2008 2:08:01 AM

sometimes, a man just doesn't want his prize and trophy grabbed. tonite was one of those nights.

9/13/2008 2:08:05 AM

taxis cost $north america nowadays. i spent 15 washingtons to go from wolf village to fucking u suites once. never again.

9/13/2008 2:09:04 AM

better than 15 benjamins AMIRITE

9/13/2008 2:11:23 AM

I, too, have experienced those nights

though I will say they involved:
ex girlfriends
fat girls
skanks

instead of dudes

but on the bright side...now you have grounds to pee on your friends' foreheads...and when they stand up to kick your ass, you can say "hey, you can't be mad at me. I'm drunk. You are obligated by the 'man code' to let it slide..."

and then at some later point in time (3+ years), mention that you weren't really drunk

9/13/2008 2:11:58 AM

gotdamned right.

9/13/2008 2:12:14 AM

^^haha. i love fucking with drunk people.

9/13/2008 2:12:57 AM

I just moved back to Raleigh, and given how apt complexes change names every 6 months I have no clue where those places are.

All I know is most places I live have cost less than $12 to get back to from the bars. And most times you're not riding solo.

9/13/2008 2:13:52 AM

fat girls

9/13/2008 2:14:04 AM

so this begs the question, would you rather DD for a pack of womenz or your friends?

i mean, women in groups tend to get rather annoying when they're drunk and in your car, and you can mess with your friends when they're drunk.

howeeeeeeeever, womenz are more likely to repay you for your favor later...

9/13/2008 2:15:52 AM

^^yeah, if you have a few people its not too bad

9/13/2008 2:16:53 AM

haha no way

9/13/2008 2:16:58 AM

last time I DDed for a group of women, I jokingly told one of them that the guy she hooked up with had AIDS

she broke down crying
and even after I told her I was just kidding....
she still cried herself to sleep



she never really spoke to me again....
oh well...

9/13/2008 2:17:35 AM

so did she catch AIDS or what?

9/13/2008 2:18:34 AM

a lot of girls are horny drunks... a little bit of liquer and the legs pops open.... sometimes it doesn't matter who the guy is... you just want some

9/13/2008 2:18:45 AM

I doubt it.

but I don't really know. I never put my dick inside of her

9/13/2008 2:19:07 AM

haha women are risky when drunk.

YOU RAPED ME LAST NIGHT

fuck no you walked into my room naked and promptly put your mouth on my penis

NO I DIDNT I WAS DRUNK AND YOU RAPED ME, IM CALLING THE POPO

thats alllllllllll you need

9/13/2008 2:19:18 AM

BRO

9/13/2008 2:19:23 AM

haha. fucking classic. we had an excessively drunk chick in our apartment the other day. she was a friend of a friend, etc. no one really knew her. she proceeded to tell the room which contained 4 males that she ALWAYS swallows, and that she wanted us to stand in a line so she could service us.

at first i was like

then i started sobering up and got to looking at her and then i was all GTFO bitch.

9/13/2008 2:19:33 AM

oh wow bro, i mean that's sick bro!

9/13/2008 2:20:05 AM

2^ did anyone take her up on her offer?

[Edited on September 13, 2008 at 2:21 AM. Reason : ...]

9/13/2008 2:21:07 AM

dude bro, i mean bro, you know they TOTALLY jumped on that shit bro. they paused sportscenter and went to town bro.

9/13/2008 2:22:17 AM

no.

BUT....the next day one of the guys that was over had a roommate who was gonna see how much of a sl00t she was. he calls her up, says "you don't know me, but you wanna come to my house?" she does, yadda yadda yadda, he skeets in her mouth (she's completely sober), and then takes her back home.

9/13/2008 2:23:38 AM

haha, oh damn

I've got too many crazy college stories to tell....










but at the same time, I will honestly be able to walk in front of God one day and say "I never took advantage of a drunken girl. I also put my jacket over 9834870823042 drunken women, said "you probably don't want to fuck these guys tonight. Let's put you up for the night...", put her in my bed after going home, and woke up on my couch to her saying 'what did I do last night?'


NOTHING BITCH. YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

9/13/2008 2:24:39 AM

worthless without her phone number pics

9/13/2008 2:24:49 AM

dude bro, whoa! what kind of dirty bitch tries to suck 4 dicks in one night for free??!!!

9/13/2008 2:25:21 AM

that's commendable.

9/13/2008 2:25:36 AM

I have to make up for past sins, ya dig?

9/13/2008 2:25:59 AM

a drunk one who apparently likes the cock. she was trying to get into my room to fuck this guy. she literally said she would give me $20 to use my bed. hell naw biyatch.

she ended up sleeping on the couch, at which point i removed all my blankets and pillows from my living room. really didn't want her aids on them.

9/13/2008 2:27:04 AM

nice

9/13/2008 2:27:27 AM

^^i hear that

9/13/2008 2:27:32 AM

STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF

9/13/2008 2:28:01 AM

you dont want aids on your cargo shorts
AMIRIGHT

9/13/2008 2:28:43 AM

i always fuck this whole reference another post thing all to hell. my apologies

9/13/2008 2:29:22 AM

as well as double post

9/13/2008 2:29:44 AM

youll get suspended for double posting, CAREFUL LAD

9/13/2008 2:30:12 AM

use the button

it's easier




and Kiwi, I'm going to throat fuck you one day....just you wait....

9/13/2008 2:30:27 AM

thanks for the heads up. i guess that's what this edit post feature is for. fancy internets.

9/13/2008 2:31:11 AM

only when you get divorced boy!

9/13/2008 2:31:59 AM

shut up. your face is elongated, and cancerous

9/13/2008 2:32:48 AM

TITTIES

TITTIES


TITTIES

TITTIES
TITTIES

9/13/2008 2:32:55 AM

nice

9/13/2008 2:34:20 AM

Quote :

"ATTENTION FAGS!!!! STAY THE FUCK HOME. DON'T GO OUT IN PUBLIC. YOU ARE SICK, SICK FUCKS."

fuck you too

9/13/2008 3:26:13 AM

nobody likes a fag

9/13/2008 3:28:12 AM