that is all

9/14/2008 1:36:33 PM

800 pages.

9/14/2008 1:36:50 PM

i might or might not have just died in your arms tonight

9/14/2008 1:40:38 PM

couldnt tell ya

9/14/2008 1:55:51 PM

hey me too!

I'm leaning towards "not"

9/14/2008 2:03:44 PM

ELABORATE.

9/14/2008 2:08:08 PM

was it something they said?

9/14/2008 2:11:26 PM

must have been

9/14/2008 2:13:48 PM

Meatwad: Okay, it's either you definitely *should* play with matches, or you definitely *shouldn't* play with matches.
Carl: It's definitely one or the other.
Meatwad: Which one you think it is, Carl?

9/14/2008 2:16:47 PM

this just in... i was attacked with a knife

9/14/2008 2:17:05 PM

[new]?

9/14/2008 2:28:02 PM

did ya shoot the bastard

9/14/2008 2:53:27 PM

you call that a knife?

9/14/2008 2:54:37 PM

well my gun is 2000 miles away but his knife was right there

9/14/2008 3:38:13 PM

this thread is getting pretty lame

9/14/2008 3:39:20 PM

9/14/2008 3:40:32 PM

every time I almost kill someone the cops are always all like "why did you do that" and "He still might die and then we can arrest and kill your family"
then i'm all like "this is just because I'm black" and they're all like "well duh"

9/14/2008 3:46:26 PM

so its true?

9/14/2008 3:47:21 PM

They're thinking about nuking the site from orbit

its the only way to be sure

9/14/2008 3:51:37 PM

There's really no middle ground here.

9/14/2008 4:05:57 PM

[fail]

9/14/2008 5:32:20 PM