things up...


btw... kill myself isn't an option... srry tww.

9/15/2008 11:20:04 AM

me

9/15/2008 11:20:44 AM

this will get one of those bitches you pm all the time to proposition you


gg.

[Edited on September 15, 2008 at 11:21 AM. Reason : AND WE HAVE OUR FIRST CONTESTANT]

9/15/2008 11:21:05 AM

Two girls at once.

9/15/2008 11:21:31 AM

I have great timing eh Axl?

But I don't PM him So what does that mean?

9/15/2008 11:21:54 AM

haha the coincidence is unbelievable


for the record, i'm just fucking with him.



but now that its been thown out there, i'll say it...



2 chicks at the same time.

9/15/2008 11:23:53 AM

2girls1time

9/15/2008 11:24:47 AM

way better responses than i imagined thus far gg tww.

9/15/2008 11:25:10 AM

^^ lol

9/15/2008 11:25:49 AM

bisect your wiener for kicks

9/15/2008 11:27:03 AM

Quote :

"2girls1time"

only once?

9/15/2008 11:27:30 AM

first, you need to tell us what your hobbies are, then we can properly advise you.

9/15/2008 11:27:58 AM

2girls~time

9/15/2008 11:30:25 AM

I joined a bowling league, but that doesn't really help with boredom

what you need to do is find a girl that's FULL of drama. sure, you'll have to deal with the drama (and probably complain about it), but it will spice things up!!1

9/15/2008 11:31:57 AM

ok now taking applicants for ladies...

9/15/2008 11:32:35 AM

put a bounty on your own head

9/15/2008 11:33:16 AM

aha, I'll email you my 'black book'. there are quite a few drama-filled skanks in there that you can contact.

the names with two asterisks beside them have The Clap
the names with one asterisk are gold diggers
and the names with an ~ beside them say they are lesbians, but secretly crave teh cock, k?

9/15/2008 11:35:29 AM

oooooohhh fun!!!





goal... make emce's gold diggers buy me food

9/15/2008 11:36:33 AM

just out of curiosity, I looked at my phonebook in my phone

257 names and numbers
I feel....honored disgusted

9/15/2008 11:38:04 AM

i have 3 but then i wear my phone around my neck


Life Alert FTW

9/15/2008 11:40:56 AM

go gay.

9/15/2008 12:26:31 PM

http://us.artofliving.org/

9/15/2008 12:27:39 PM

walk only on your hands from now on

9/15/2008 12:27:48 PM

Quote :

"go gay"

yes! let a queer boy suck you off. I'm sure he can do it better than any female you've had. It will be quite the experience to spice things up...

9/15/2008 12:35:53 PM

^ you know...I'm beginning to think that you're not the girl for me....

9/15/2008 12:37:05 PM

yeah find two sluts on craigslist that will suck you off at the same time. and then spit it into eat others mouth. i thing id be satisfied with that

9/15/2008 12:37:27 PM

stop posting here

9/15/2008 12:38:22 PM

A bike will spice shit up big time. Of course, you'll have to deal with getting hit head on by trucks sometimes, but I guess that comes with the territory.

9/15/2008 12:40:34 PM

2girls1timecup

9/15/2008 12:41:25 PM

make another post about
1) running
2) running with or without your shirt off

i dont think those are overdone yet

9/15/2008 12:42:28 PM

KILL YOURSELF

9/15/2008 12:42:52 PM

Quote :

"btw... kill myself isn't an option... srry tww."

9/15/2008 12:43:36 PM

Quote :

"make another post about 1) running 2) running with or without your shirt off i dont think those are overdone yet"

h83R

9/15/2008 1:17:16 PM

go back to school
move
buy something big
quit your job
get a new job
get married
get a girlfriend
get a boyfriend
get a dog
get a hamster

9/15/2008 5:23:57 PM

two chicks at the same time

9/15/2008 6:00:38 PM

Go hand gliding.

Go jump out of a plane.

Go whitewater rafting.

9/15/2008 7:14:43 PM

eat this: http://japanesefood.about.com/cs/seafoodfish/a/fugublowfish.htm

9/15/2008 7:18:06 PM

Kidnap Joanna

9/15/2008 7:21:45 PM

Quote :

"two chicks at the same time"

9/15/2008 7:22:12 PM

Quote :

"Go hand gliding."

I guess this is a reference to fapping.

9/15/2008 7:22:35 PM

learn how to use and sharpen a straight razor

9/15/2008 7:41:41 PM

jo..... mmmmm jo

9/15/2008 7:50:18 PM

get a haircut and get a real job

9/15/2008 8:05:40 PM

hahah so a short haired engineerd isn't good enough

9/15/2008 8:24:50 PM

get a sloth

9/15/2008 8:26:25 PM

clean up your act & don't be a slob

9/15/2008 8:28:58 PM

dick in the ass is the only way, man. the only way. ask evan, he'll hook u up

9/15/2008 10:01:21 PM

are all these suggestions based off experience? if so there is a whole lot of :evan: on here.

9/17/2008 8:48:31 AM

Give me your money and experience life as a poor person.

9/17/2008 8:55:18 AM

haha i'll gladly transfer my debt to you.

9/17/2008 8:59:22 AM