http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/levi-johnston-hockey.php


http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/levi-johnston-email.php


[Edited on September 16, 2008 at 10:59 PM. Reason : asdf]

9/16/2008 10:58:19 PM

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"First I found out Bristol was pregnant and I was like...you know...whoa. Not on my watch. Lets find you a doctor. You know what I'm saying?"

lawl

9/16/2008 11:03:34 PM

lol

9/17/2008 12:27:07 AM

that was quality

9/17/2008 12:40:38 AM

shes gonna be feeding are new baby which I am thinking of naming Space Station to fuck with her mom lol

9/17/2008 12:41:01 AM

lies

9/17/2008 12:42:55 AM

haha wow that was solid.

9/17/2008 12:47:21 AM

nice

9/17/2008 7:33:40 AM

Please tell me that is a joke and not real...

9/17/2008 8:50:45 AM

remember, you're voting for the MOTHER, not the SON-IN-LAW

9/17/2008 8:52:09 AM

^^ Please tell me that is a joke and not real

9/17/2008 8:55:45 AM

Bristol calmed me down though she said she could get this surgery from a doctor called a C-section and then her pussy would still be hella tight and if the baby was all fucked up and crazy again we could just throw it away and pretend it died from like baby shit like a rattle or something.

9/17/2008 9:09:24 AM

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"remember, you're voting for the SON-IN-LAW, not the MOTHER"

9/17/2008 9:12:18 AM

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"Seriously if you are ever in anchorage there is a burger king on northern lights up by spenard. You know that shit? Come there and I will meet you there and I will fuck your shit up, homes."

rofl

9/17/2008 9:13:15 AM

can you be 80% dead?

9/17/2008 9:16:23 AM

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"dont lie to me nigger you know you would be all up in that bitch if she just dropped them panties and was like what"

9/17/2008 9:24:46 AM

haha i had that BB gun back in the day

9/17/2008 9:33:34 AM

she raised her daughter up good and all... GOOD AND ALL

9/17/2008 9:54:03 AM

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"remember, you're voting for the MOTHER, not the SON-IN-LAW"

yep, you are voting the woman who is against abortion in ever sense. will overturn Roe V. Wade
and is forcing her own daughter into a terrible situation with a shotgun wedding just to save face.

thats who you will be voting for if you are a moron

9/17/2008 10:18:04 AM

9/17/2008 10:22:53 AM

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"will overturn Roe V. Wade"

that is not on her agenda

9/17/2008 10:32:02 AM

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"yep, you are voting the woman who is against abortion in ever sense. will overturn Roe V. Wade and is forcing her own daughter into a terrible situation with a shotgun wedding just to save face. thats who you will be voting for if you are a moron"

oh, i won't be voting for her, i'm just saying...and i'm pretty sure she won't be overturning roe/wade

9/17/2008 10:35:27 AM

thats shits great

9/17/2008 10:45:41 AM

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"I don't know when that bitch ain't holding a gun she is holding a baby and one day she is gonna get mixed up and be shooting a baby and shit and squirting milk from them big ol titties on an m-16."

That had me LOLin all over myself.

9/17/2008 11:19:57 AM

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"i still feel like i might be 10 percent dead after the old ass dude touched me with his grim reaper claw"

hahahhahahahha

9/17/2008 12:06:14 PM

clearly it's real.

9/17/2008 12:16:10 PM

That looks like something that Baonest and Amsterdam got together to write.

9/17/2008 12:23:27 PM

SA can be so funny <3

9/17/2008 2:37:49 PM

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"The important thing is Bristol can get that surgery so her pussy doesn't fall out of her ass or whatever."

HA!

9/17/2008 6:11:39 PM

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"brb gonna go say hello to that baby.......with my DICK hahahahha"

9/17/2008 6:29:52 PM

i'm laughing my ass off over here

9/17/2008 6:57:01 PM

that was fucking hilarious

9/17/2008 8:15:18 PM

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"yep, you are voting the woman who is against abortion in ever sense. will overturn Roe V. Wade and is forcing her own daughter into a terrible situation with a shotgun wedding just to save face. thats who you will be voting for if you are a moron "

Lets just murder the fetus - because it is more convenient.

Called Your Mom University and I majored in gash drilling and anus holes.

[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 8:23 PM. Reason : anus holes]

9/17/2008 8:20:19 PM

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"Maybe I need to get me some fetal alcohol you know what I mean. Drank that shit down and then chug on Mrs. Palin's titties. Hahahah fuck yeah nigger!"

9/17/2008 8:46:54 PM

lolololol

Quote :

"i still feel like i might be 10 percent dead after the old ass dude touched me with his grim reaper claw"

omg

[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 8:53 PM. Reason : .]

9/17/2008 8:49:35 PM

Let's make someone have a baby even though they were raped. It must have been "God's plan"

9/17/2008 9:08:40 PM

OMG I TOTALLY AGREE

9/17/2008 9:11:03 PM

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"Naw, but Bristol wouldn't get no abortion and I was like "damn girl your pussy is all ripped up already lookin like dried apricots you cant handle two of them motherfuckers coming out you." She refused to talk to me so I just took that shit to the ice and took it out on some faggot ass goalies. Scored all in their shit"

9/17/2008 9:14:28 PM

zack parsons just might be the funniest writer ever

wish he would find something other than politics to harp on though

9/17/2008 9:57:39 PM