CeilingCat All American 1222 Posts user info edit post |
Don't do it. 9/17/2008 12:01:58 PM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
esp if they are in the womens section when you bought them 9/17/2008 12:02:39 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
ha ha ha ha
there's this teenager that I've seen around town here. Everytime I've seen him, he's had on some super tight purple jeans
I really want to punch him in the throat and tell him to stop wearing his sister's pants 9/17/2008 12:04:28 PM |
CeilingCat All American 1222 Posts user info edit post |
This also applies to guys that spend more time flatironing their hair/applying eyeliner than I do. Butch the fuck up, k? 9/17/2008 12:06:16 PM |
Snewf All American 63368 Posts user info edit post |
y'all just jealous cause you can't fit into those pants
...
cause you have penises 9/17/2008 12:06:31 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I was driving by Apex high school and I saw these two girls making out. At first I was like "yeah!", but when I got closer it turned out to be a slightly chubby girl and a ridiculously skinny guy with long blonde surfer hear wearing tight girl's jeans.
[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 12:11 PM. Reason : l] 9/17/2008 12:07:55 PM |
sd2nc All American 9963 Posts user info edit post |
My wife buys InTouch magazine and I read it in the bathroom. That dude that married Ashley Simpson says he only wears her pants and that they are size 0 9/17/2008 12:08:24 PM |
Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
Too tight is bad.
But I wish ya'll would wear pants that showed off your nice legs and behinds.
Baggy pants FTL. 9/17/2008 12:21:41 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
i wear fitting jeans 9/17/2008 12:31:13 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148421 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "But I wish ya'll would wear pants that showed off your nice legs and behinds." |
chicks look good in tight jeans...i can see how some chicks would think dudes would look good in tight jeans...difference is, chicks dont have a ball sack to get uncomfortably crushed and sperm count lowered by tight jeans]9/17/2008 12:37:51 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
and its not manly to wear skin tight jeans. 9/17/2008 12:40:10 PM |
Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ball sack to get uncomfortably crushed and sperm count lowered by tight jeans" |
I'm not an advocate of crushing anything.
Just wear pants that fit plz. The ladies will thank you.9/17/2008 12:44:56 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
i also liketo wear pants that i can get a hand job in ei. no button flys 9/17/2008 12:46:51 PM |
Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
button flies are horrible and I think all of TWW can agree on that 9/17/2008 12:52:06 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
thanks god someone finally agrees with something i say. 9/17/2008 12:52:37 PM |
GoldenGirl All American 6475 Posts user info edit post |
I have friend who rock that style, and i love it. 9/17/2008 12:55:36 PM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i also liketo wear pants that i can get a hand job in ei. no button flys
" |
i dont get hand jobs, got to have some sort of lube so its going to get a little wet down there so why not just give a bj9/17/2008 12:57:00 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
i mean button ups suck to much work. pissing, fucking, and when commando you are exposed to the elements anyway. 9/17/2008 12:59:29 PM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
^ were talking about handjobs now any why you would give one instead of a bj... cause i dotn get it 9/17/2008 1:00:40 PM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
9/17/2008 1:01:38 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
a little dinner table fun 9/17/2008 1:01:56 PM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
^ ok so it has one point.... never thought of that .. i want to do something risque like that.. or sex in a public place.. ive done stuff in the movie theater but thats it 9/17/2008 1:04:10 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
county musicians can get away with it 9/17/2008 1:05:53 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
its just when you have one "non-conformist" wearing the skinny jeans then their whole "non-conformist" crew has to wear them. They think they are individuals but they are really not. bunch of cattle. 9/17/2008 1:20:24 PM |
CeilingCat All American 1222 Posts user info edit post |
There is a difference b/w cowboy tight jeans (which have about a 50/50 chance of looking ok) and dudes wearing skinny jeans that look like they came from the women's section at the gap.
Dudes in skinny jeans automatically get 2 limp wrists down!
9/17/2008 1:20:25 PM |
Jader All American 2869 Posts user info edit post |
didnt you bumpkins have this conversation years ago about baggy jeans? 9/17/2008 1:21:31 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
two different kinds of jeans=2 thread topics duh 9/17/2008 1:45:26 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
paging CalledToArms 9/17/2008 1:48:29 PM |
Hurley Suspended 7284 Posts user info edit post |
^cold 9/17/2008 2:17:04 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
i'm not sayin' it looks bad
i'm just sayin' he's a skinny bastard 9/17/2008 2:20:11 PM |
themodernage Suspended 1339 Posts user info edit post |
nothin wrong if you can pull it off. 9/17/2008 2:21:14 PM |
Hurley Suspended 7284 Posts user info edit post |
i have waaayyy too much ass and thighs for tight jeans [nohomo] 9/17/2008 2:25:26 PM |
marko Tom Joad 72828 Posts user info edit post |
YESHOMO 9/17/2008 2:34:42 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
do these jean make me look gay
yes 9/17/2008 2:36:02 PM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "But I wish ya'll would wear pants that showed off your nice legs and behinds." |
I can't even fit into skiny jeans because of the muscle on said bodyparts. The gf went shopping w/ me and we were curious. She was laughing her as off.9/17/2008 3:53:12 PM |
wilso All American 14657 Posts user info edit post |
i have chicken legs, so i wear skinny jeans
not girl jeans though, those are ridiculously uncomfortable 9/17/2008 4:25:31 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
i have a big ass from goaltending
even some 505s fit a bit funny on me 9/17/2008 4:28:59 PM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
yep. I've got some, but they are bought w/ room in the waist to fit elsewhere. 9/17/2008 4:37:19 PM |
raiden All American 10505 Posts user info edit post |
button fly FTL 9/17/2008 4:39:36 PM |
CeilingCat All American 1222 Posts user info edit post |
Guys wearing tapered skinny jeans might as well be wearing tights and doing jazz hands...b/c that's what I imagine them doing when I see them walking around campus. 9/17/2008 4:41:03 PM |
Colemania All American 1081 Posts user info edit post |
straight leg = the way to go
skinny jeans are just awkward. they look silly and id imagine theyd crush the thighs/junk.
baggy jeans flop around when you walk, im not 18 anymore so that doesnt really fly either 9/17/2008 5:30:46 PM |
sweetdi2k All American 637 Posts user info edit post |
I puked
9/17/2008 5:34:49 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
ARE THE WORST KIND OF FAGGOTS
[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 5:41 PM. Reason : ] 9/17/2008 5:41:15 PM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "paging CalledToArms" |
Quote : | "i'm not sayin' it looks bad
i'm just sayin' he's a skinny bastard" |
hahaha. I just saw this thread now, I dont keep up with chit chat as much since I avoid it at work.9/26/2008 11:17:23 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
skinny jeans means the dude is gay 9/26/2008 11:17:47 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
not this thread again lol 9/26/2008 11:18:47 PM |
Lucky1 All American 6154 Posts user info edit post |
carhartts fit me just right. fitted around my ass and loose around my legs. 9/27/2008 8:23:05 AM |
LudaChris All American 7946 Posts user info edit post |
"I can't wear skinny jeans cause my knots don't fit." - Jay-Z 9/27/2008 9:02:04 AM |
Lewizzle All American 14393 Posts user info edit post |
Can't do it. Physically, socially, emotionally.
In Goldsboro, you see it all the time. Also, the smaller the jeans on the guy, the bigger the belt buckle. Inverse proportionality, if you will, is the way of the cowboy. 9/27/2008 9:35:33 AM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
set 'em up 9/27/2008 10:18:45 AM |