you SUCK at delivering packages

Quote :

"GREENSBORO, NC, US 09/17/2008 9:00 A.M. EMERGENCY CONDITIONS BEYOND UPS' CONTROL "

9/18/2008 9:54:01 AM

Greensboro pwned. Stay home.

9/18/2008 9:55:54 AM

SYNAPSE PWNT.
DO NOT RECEIVE PACKAGE.

9/18/2008 10:06:48 AM

this is a stretch

but i too like packages...

haha

9/18/2008 10:08:01 AM

lmao

Quote :

"CARY, NC, US 09/18/2008 5:09 A.M. OUT FOR DELIVERY 09/18/2008 3:08 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN GREENSBORO, NC, US 09/18/2008 1:28 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN GREENSBORO, NC, US 09/17/2008 7:57 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN "

i believe you got pwnt by ups

i had two packages go through the same hub that are getting to me on their scheduled delivery date

[Edited on September 18, 2008 at 10:27 AM. Reason : .]

9/18/2008 10:27:11 AM

those bastards

i mean its just toner but still

9/18/2008 10:29:21 AM

evan likes his packages to come on time

9/18/2008 10:31:40 AM

http://wwwapps.ups.com/WebTracking/processInputRequest?sort_by=status&tracknums_displayed=1&TypeOfInquiryNumber=T&loc=en_US&InquiryNumber1=1Z276R270312594935&track.x=0&track.y=0

9/18/2008 10:31:59 AM

^^lolz

winnar

9/18/2008 10:32:17 AM

evan likes his packages to come on all the time

9/18/2008 10:32:59 AM

evan likes his packages to come cum on [him] all the time

9/18/2008 10:34:19 AM

ha those are much better

9/18/2008 10:48:54 AM

But mine had innuendo. The last two are just plain gay.

9/18/2008 10:53:15 AM

Quote :

"GREENSBORO, NC, US 09/17/2008 9:00 A.M. EMERGENCY CONDITIONS BEYOND UPS' CONTROL - YOU EVER SEEN CLOVERFIELD? ITS SORTA LIKE THAT"

9/18/2008 10:56:32 AM

Quote :

"GREENSBORO, NC, US 09/17/2008 9:00 A.M. EMERGENCY CONDITIONS BEYOND UPS' CONTROL - YOU EVER SEEN 'SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL'? IT'S SORTA LIKE THAT"

9/18/2008 11:34:39 AM

Quote :

" GREENSBORO, NC, US 09/17/2008 9:00 A.M. EMERGENCY CONDITIONS BEYOND UPS' CONTROL - YO MAMA'S PUSSY? IT'S SORTA LIKE THAT"

9/18/2008 11:42:25 AM

Quote :

"GREENSBORO, NC, US 09/17/2008 9:00 A.M. EMERGENCY CONDITIONS BEYOND UPS' CONTROL - YOU EVER SEEN REMEMBER THE TITANS? ITS SORTA LIKE THAT"

[Edited on September 18, 2008 at 11:43 AM. Reason : -]

9/18/2008 11:43:22 AM

Quote :

"GREENSBORO, NC, US 09/17/2008 9:00 A.M. EMERGENCY CONDITIONS BEYOND UPS' CONTROL - YOU EVER SEEN "ALIEN: RESURRECTION"? IT'S SORTA LIKE THAT"

9/18/2008 11:48:26 AM

not this shit again

9/18/2008 12:20:32 PM

Quote :

""GREENSBORO, NC, US 09/17/2008 9:00 A.M. EMERGENCY CONDITIONS BEYOND UPS' CONTROL - WE FAILED, KIND OF LIKE TWW""

9/18/2008 12:22:39 PM

This happened to me too

they are delivering something from Greensboro and they claim there are some kind of emergency situations.

9/18/2008 12:26:52 PM

I am so glad I read that AFTER my computer arrived. Mine too came from GSO and had something happened I would have destroyed UPS in its entirety.

9/18/2008 12:39:05 PM

I too, receive packages

9/18/2008 12:40:03 PM

UPS isn't that bad

9/18/2008 12:40:21 PM

What can Brown do for evan?

9/18/2008 1:45:27 PM

What hasn't brown done for evan?

9/18/2008 1:47:19 PM

i bet emergency conditions = we're waiting for gas to cost less

9/18/2008 1:54:13 PM

haha this thread turned out much better than expected

gg tww

9/18/2008 2:02:00 PM

maybe the UPS command central in Greensboro was overrun with tribbles

9/18/2008 2:03:32 PM

9/18/2008 2:03:59 PM

Chalk one up for the terrorists.

9/18/2008 2:04:54 PM

this thread delivers.
ups does not
lolz

i'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/18/2008 2:05:15 PM

i got a package yesterday that went through the greensboro hub too...

9/18/2008 3:18:46 PM

I GET PACKAGE TOMORROW!

9/18/2008 3:26:14 PM

In Soviet Russia, package gets you!

9/18/2008 3:27:03 PM

almost all ground packages from out of state come through greensboro

9/18/2008 4:18:46 PM

damnit UPS freight is about to fuck us up on a pretty important job

hey, thanks for scheduling delivery for after we fucking close

9/18/2008 4:20:24 PM

glad I got my UPS package yesterday

9/18/2008 4:22:46 PM

DOWNS

9/18/2008 4:23:45 PM

SIDEWAYS

9/18/2008 5:36:22 PM

UPS BETTA BRING MY SHIT

Quote :

"almost all ground packages from out of state come through greensboro"

Or Charlotte.

[Edited on September 18, 2008 at 8:06 PM. Reason : edit.]

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