We're looking for one talented tww poster (or viewer or friend of viewer (or friend of poster?)) for the search this fall. You must be able to motivate me, Walls1441, to go running on ocassion. I don't want to get fat so i should probably start running now before i get fat like most of you. Serious applicants only.

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[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 6:22 PM. Reason : do YOU have what it takes?]

9/22/2008 6:20:39 PM

what does posting have to do with running?

9/22/2008 6:22:49 PM

whenever i see fatties i just imagine how uncomfortable they are

motivates me plenty

also, i dont reward bad behavior (weight gain) with new [bigger] clothes. if i gain a few pounds i stuff myself into them until i can drop a few

9/22/2008 6:24:18 PM

but I NEED 34-inch pantaloons now

9/22/2008 6:25:00 PM

really i don't think its metabolically possible for me to gain weight anytime in the near future. i eat like a line backer, rarely exercise (SOON TO CHANGE) and i'm still skinny as ever.

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9/22/2008 6:25:43 PM

You will one day have a son who will think you are the coolest person in the entire world. When he is 10 years old and you are playing football with him and his friends in your backyard, you will be getting schooled by fifth graders.

He will be ridiculed and you will be a loser in his eyes. He will start doing drugs by age 13 and will have unprotected gay sex at 14. He will be a card-carrying homo from then on and will bring a man home for your approval when he is a 20 year-old UNC-CH Junior.

All because you did not run on occasion.

9/22/2008 6:25:51 PM

i bet my friends, smith and wesson, could motivate you.

9/22/2008 6:26:29 PM

i would've loled if you said 23 year old UNC-CH juionr

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[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 6:27 PM. Reason : ^ motivate me to dance maybe ]

9/22/2008 6:26:37 PM

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"All because you did not run on occasion."

lol

9/22/2008 6:27:04 PM

Fareako runs a lot

9/22/2008 6:27:21 PM

you can also do it for the money

better health ensures less money spent on healthcare and more spent on fun shit

this, however, requires a very long term view

not to mention working out makes you feel like $texas

9/22/2008 6:28:40 PM

lol i give myself a 1 in 100000000 chance of becoming obese to the point that it is an issue to my health. some my height weigh more to me due to tits and big bony hips or something.

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9/22/2008 6:30:05 PM

improves the hanky panky as well

9/22/2008 6:30:29 PM

i'm not going to get fat, i just want to stay in shape incase i ever have to run 6 miles to get to the nearest fall out shelter or something.

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[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 6:32 PM. Reason : so far NCSUwolfy and the kid with the gunzzz are in the lead.]

9/22/2008 6:31:29 PM

heres a tip

i run to M.I.A. because its a good beat thats on pace with how i run. find music that makes you want to get off your ass

i pick a treadmill either in front of or behind a hottie

if hes in front of me, its like im chasing him and that keeps me occupied for a few miles

if hes behind me i tend to run longer because i dont want to stop breathless after 10min

you also fall asleep faster and sleep longer when you exercise!

9/22/2008 6:36:22 PM

so what you're saying is i should follow chicks around, this will cure my insomnia, and listening to metal that's fast as fuck is going to come in handy?

watchu got puck_it?

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9/22/2008 6:38:15 PM

yes

i also find that if i down a couple cups of coffee before a workout it helps me work longer and harder

or you can just drink coffee pre work out on the days you dont feel like going

my gym mantra is : YOU NEVER REGRET GOING TO THE GYM

9/22/2008 10:27:55 PM

I don't think I do enough hottie stalking at the gym.

Dear NCSUWolfy:

How can I better my workouts through hottie interactions? Should I actually flirt, what is acceptable gym-time behavior that a) makes my workout better, b) keeps me coming back and c) lands me some awesome gym girl giner.

Signed,

Not fit enough

9/22/2008 10:33:33 PM

ive never actually been approached at the gym

so i speak from 0 experience. maybe others can weigh in

9/22/2008 10:43:00 PM

Maybe you just need to work out more. It could be a message

Let's imagine I am at the gym (which I am headed to in about 15 minutes), and you are there on the treadmill/elliptical/rowing machine. I am some mythical hottie you've seen around the place, but never talked to. How would you want me to get my flirt on, to make both our workouts better, and motivate us to keep coming back for more (I would totally work out way more often if there was regular flirting involved, of course).

9/22/2008 10:54:03 PM

you can run with me, even in your slothlike state of neglect you'll probably be faster and feel good!

9/22/2008 11:46:45 PM

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"ON MY ... WAY"

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9/22/2008 11:54:42 PM

not a big fan of gyms. I much prefer to run outside. treadmills are horrible and make me want to die

9/22/2008 11:56:20 PM

yeah i wouldn't pay to do something i can do for free anywhere else, besides better chance of seeing something cool outside. I used to play frisbee outside when it was freezing cold not sure if i could bring myself to just regular jogging/running outside in that kind of weather. Other than that i'd only go to a gym to lift weights but i don't see a reason to do that really.

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9/22/2008 11:59:29 PM

don't you heat up a lot when you run? I'm usually fine down to like 40 with a t shirt and gloves.

9/23/2008 12:03:56 AM

i think just the cold air was something that was hard to get used to

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9/23/2008 12:08:22 AM

you still a student? there's always the indoor track. plus it seems like you're going really fast

9/23/2008 12:20:54 AM

I had the freshman 15 and started running......still run to this date...but as you get older, harder to keep it off and still eat everything....there for awhile, like all through college once I lost the 15 and more....I could wear the old ass clothes that I wore when I was a freshman in HS....lol

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 12:27 AM. Reason : w]

9/23/2008 12:25:59 AM

I run like 17 miles a week, you can follow me and I will put you on my back and carry you if you die in the middle of a run.

9/23/2008 1:38:45 AM

fuck thats a long ass way. i walk like 80 miles a week though for fun.

how often do you runners run?

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9/23/2008 10:00:37 AM

wtb running buddies. i will pay in laughs per mile.

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9/23/2008 2:30:23 PM

so Walls, if you went out right now and ran a mile, what would your time be? better yet, go run and tell us the results. once you know what speed you are, you can find buddies who are the same speed

9/23/2008 2:48:57 PM

idk. i sprint ridiculously fast but i don't know the fastest that i can jog for an extended period of time. Fastest i've ever done was like somewhere in 5 minutes when i used to play frisbee and run XC in high school.

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9/23/2008 2:54:15 PM

I bet you could do like an 8 minute mile right now

9/23/2008 2:55:40 PM

wait i think i mean 6 minutes. i can't remember. i think 5 is way too fast.

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9/23/2008 2:59:59 PM

my mile time sucks but im working on shaving it down

cut 3 min off my 3 mile time today

my heart rate when i run is between 170 - 185

i hope my heart doesnt explode just trying to make it work!!

9/25/2008 1:03:15 AM

SO FAR 0 MILES HAVE BEEN RUNNED.

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9/26/2008 2:01:22 PM

you talentless sons of bitches

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11/6/2008 9:27:24 PM

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"UNLOCK HIDDEN TALONS"

11/6/2008 9:30:35 PM

ttt

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11/9/2008 4:08:36 PM