i've heard numerous folks over the years say masturbating is healthy...but with what frequency? like twice a day? twice a week? once a month?

9/22/2008 11:51:26 PM

first

9/22/2008 11:52:25 PM

6 Hz

9/22/2008 11:52:30 PM

1.21 jiggawatts

9/22/2008 11:53:10 PM

you get to have sex with your favorite person in the whole world

9/22/2008 11:53:21 PM

Jigga what?

9/22/2008 11:53:52 PM

once a day

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 11:55 PM. Reason : to each his/her own is my thought.]

9/22/2008 11:54:00 PM

I'm up to three a day.

9/22/2008 11:54:26 PM

^

9/22/2008 11:56:48 PM

what if it starts to hurt afterward?

9/22/2008 11:57:03 PM

however much you want is fine

it's only "too much" if it is compulsive or interferes with you living a normal life

9/22/2008 11:57:16 PM

Quote :

"to each his/her own "

ha, so to speak

9/22/2008 11:58:09 PM

i think a healthy habit involves bengay in some way

9/23/2008 12:04:11 AM

as long as it isn't interfering with your life, all the more power to you.

9/23/2008 12:04:23 AM

what if my life interferes w/ my fapping?

9/23/2008 12:06:35 AM

as long as you still get to fap. that is probably ok.

9/23/2008 12:11:07 AM

what if my interferences lives w/ my fapping

9/23/2008 12:14:14 AM

then you have problem with your subject and verb agreement

9/23/2008 12:14:51 AM

what if you shut your fucking mouth and look cute?

9/23/2008 12:15:39 AM

as long as the batteries last

9/23/2008 12:16:50 AM

i am just too smart for your own good.

9/23/2008 12:17:49 AM

do i seriously not get a laugh for my joke about Hz when he asked what frequency?

9/23/2008 12:17:55 AM

There are probably real studies on this......not sure I want to know.

9/23/2008 12:18:04 AM

that's a pretty fast frequency...

9/23/2008 12:18:30 AM

ha, yeah i guess it is. i just threw out a number without really thinking about it very hard (heh)

9/23/2008 12:21:28 AM

I LOLd at the Hz portion of this thread.

9/23/2008 12:21:33 AM

typical jarhead

9/23/2008 12:22:21 AM

what, throwing out an answer without thinking, or burping the worm at the cyclic rate?

9/23/2008 12:23:14 AM

you know, probably both, lawls

9/23/2008 12:23:37 AM

let's masterbate

9/23/2008 12:23:51 AM

i mean i got that you meant frequency and hz and all that i just didnt think it was that funny

9/23/2008 12:24:01 AM

that's cool, i can make dick and fart jokes, too...keep everyone happy

9/23/2008 12:25:18 AM

tell a fart joke yo

9/23/2008 12:25:56 AM

I just looked it up and for the typical 18 yo male it is once a day.

9/23/2008 12:26:31 AM

what about lower to mid 20's(23)

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 12:28 AM. Reason : .]

9/23/2008 12:28:19 AM

Healthy masturbating habits:

1) Don't do it while smoking
2) Don't do it while eating fatty foods
3) Don't do it while binge drinking

9/23/2008 12:28:29 AM

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[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 12:33 AM. Reason : c]

9/23/2008 12:29:43 AM

^^ and, don't do it with an erection

9/23/2008 12:30:44 AM

are you aware that pic you are trying to post is unavailable?

9/23/2008 12:30:50 AM

Dnl you can masterbate as much as you like -as long as it does not interfer with work, school, social life. Most important is that it is to internet porn and not pics of chics on tww.

9/23/2008 12:31:09 AM

No, I can see it....

9/23/2008 12:31:36 AM

pics of wolfweb chicks is so last july

9/23/2008 12:32:04 AM

once every three days is the best for maximum sperm production

9/23/2008 12:57:09 AM

^who are you trying to inpregnate?

9/23/2008 12:58:36 AM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=523733

9/23/2008 1:59:57 AM

^ Sweet, I probably have a negative risk of prostate cancer. Hang around me and you will not get cancer, just some minute amounts of sorbet if you get too close.

9/23/2008 3:00:03 AM

Quote :

"6 Hz"

hahah

beat me to it


heh heh...beat

9/23/2008 6:05:41 AM

9/23/2008 7:08:45 AM

Quote :

"Men who frequently masturbate appear to have a lower risk of developing prostate cancer, Australian researchers reported. Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer. The study surveyed 1,000 men who developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who did not, and all were between the ages of 20 and 50, according to a report on Monday on the gay and lesbian news site PlanetOut. Researchers told the BBC last week that the prostate produces one of the fluids involved in ejaculation and that frequent masturbation appears to flush out carcinogens. Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because it increases the risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could raise the risk of cancer, the Web site reported."

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9/23/2008 7:25:31 AM

So there's the floor, but where's the ceiling?

Set em up

9/23/2008 7:35:45 AM