Fat and squishy like a maggot, and incredibly gratifying to pull out.

And then I flicked it at the cat

9/23/2008 9:14:39 PM

the only thing gross about this is the use of "maggot"

ewwww maggots!!!!

9/23/2008 9:15:31 PM

I like the thick ones w/ one dried out edge that reaches back into the sinuses.

9/23/2008 9:15:40 PM

^HELL YES it's like picking a nose scab, but better.

9/23/2008 9:17:07 PM

but i'm not gonna lie, the cat IS convenient if you don't have a tissue. and i don't mean flick. i mean wipe.

9/23/2008 9:19:58 PM

delicious!

9/23/2008 9:20:31 PM

9/23/2008 9:20:38 PM

nice tits

9/23/2008 9:20:58 PM

Quote :

"but i'm not gonna lie, the cat IS convenient if you don't have a tissue. and i don't mean flick. i mean wipe."

Desk, or cat.

Well, the cat licks her butt. I suspect she'd have no qualms about finding a booger and nomming.

9/23/2008 9:21:18 PM

eah the best are the ones with tails up into your brain that when the tail comes out one eye like rolls up and you kinda get a shiver

one day im not going to remember my phone number after one of those fuckers

9/23/2008 9:22:07 PM

So I take it this booger is now on your floor?

9/23/2008 9:22:25 PM

^^^ and ^^ made me laugh a lot

9/23/2008 9:30:36 PM

Quote :

"one day im not going to remember my phone number after one of those fuckers"

You just made LOL IRL, HARD.

<3

^^I assume. Farting in her general direction would have had better aim

9/23/2008 9:31:45 PM

Quote :

"eah the best are the ones with tails up into your brain that when the tail comes out one eye like rolls up and you kinda get a shiver"

9/23/2008 10:34:51 PM

Most pregnant women have all kinds of nose issues due to being dried out, inflamed, and increased blood pressure. Man, I wish I had taken pictures of some of the crap that came out of my nose then. Like, I didn't think that it was possible for that much dried up bloody nonsense to be in my nose. My husband was like skeezed out constantly.

9/23/2008 10:58:24 PM

My left nostril is a lean, mean, booger-making machine.

One of those sticky, feel-good boogers pshoes described? Had one tonight. It was massive. And it took me five tries to get it out.

9/25/2008 11:07:34 PM

holy hell this thread makes me want to throw up. i can handle anything but boogers.

VOM VOM

9/25/2008 11:27:53 PM

NOM NOM?

9/25/2008 11:28:40 PM

aha ew <3

9/25/2008 11:29:19 PM

this thread made me want to pick my nose. I wiped it on my dog, but she didn't care.

9/25/2008 11:30:41 PM

i wiped one on my dog once, it was there a few hours later and I had forgotten about it

9/25/2008 11:31:11 PM

you are all great boogers

9/25/2008 11:54:13 PM

this thread 10/10

9/26/2008 12:21:16 AM