The kids at my one school are going to Thailand or something for their school field trip. So their English teacher is making them write these self-intro sort of essays. Some of the stuff they write is pretty lulzy:

Quote :

"Sushi is raw fish and rice. It always turns on a belt in sushi restaurants."

This is not true at all. Only the cheap ass poor people sushi restaurants are conveyor belt style, so I'm guessing he's never been to a good sushi restaurant

Quote :

"My father is a man of words."

Quote :

"My grandfather got the illness. He couldn't walk or use the lavatory on himself."

I'm sure I'll come across more.

9/24/2008 9:07:31 PM

9/24/2008 9:09:27 PM

Quote :

"My favorite Japanese food is raw fish. Although its appearance is grotesque, it is very tasty."

Quote :

"My father is a Buddhist priest. He is cool"

9/24/2008 9:49:54 PM

9/24/2008 10:27:45 PM