Quote :

"What part of "circumcision" was unclear? That's basically what a Kentucky man and his wife are asking of two doctors who cut off the man's penis while he was under the knife. The doctors say they discovered cancer and made an emergency decision. The man says, dude, wtf, you cut off my penis. It doesn't grow back, and it was kind of important to me."

http://www.wlky.com/health/17550187/detail.html



How many millions of dollars would it take to even come close to making up for this shit?

9/24/2008 10:06:25 PM

47

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9/24/2008 10:07:45 PM

aww skeet skeet skeet

9/24/2008 10:08:12 PM

it's kentucky

9/24/2008 10:08:36 PM

aww skeet skeet skeet

9/24/2008 10:08:48 PM

If he's lucky, he'll get a new one sooner or later.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.

9/24/2008 10:09:34 PM

Well if they had to cut it because of a tumor, I don't see how this is malpractice.

9/24/2008 10:11:06 PM

that whole no consent thing...

9/24/2008 10:11:34 PM

^^They still need to fucking ASK HIM FIRST. GOD DAMN DUDE.

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 10:11 PM. Reason : ]

9/24/2008 10:11:47 PM

you have to give consent for any treatment i thought


because youu have the right to refuse

9/24/2008 10:11:50 PM

Quote :

"The doctors say they discovered cancer and made an emergency decision."

there is no cancer that is THAT emergent.

9/24/2008 10:14:37 PM

hahhaha

i'm no doctor, but that's gotta be total bullshit. like evan said, a tumor is not THAT urgent.

you would think they'd say to themselves 'wait a minute, are we SURE this dude wants his penis cut off?'

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 10:22 PM. Reason : at least one second take at that plan.]

9/24/2008 10:20:37 PM

yeah, they fucked up and decided that's the story they'd go with

9/24/2008 10:21:28 PM

I'm pretty sure he wanted to bwn his wife, or at least some other girl, a few more times before getting a tumor removed.

9/24/2008 10:21:57 PM

They probably screwed up and used the cancer thing as cover story.

9/24/2008 10:22:03 PM

i bet one of the doctors attempted to cover it up by eating it

that doctors name was evan

9/24/2008 10:22:56 PM

*SNEEZE*

oh shit..

So everyone saw that tumor, right...

9/24/2008 10:23:39 PM

fap fap fap

9/24/2008 10:23:51 PM

i've only seen a phallus in evan's mouth once

9/24/2008 10:24:01 PM

9/24/2008 10:25:51 PM

holy shit, that's awful

9/24/2008 10:26:21 PM

i found it, it rolled under the gurney

9/24/2008 10:28:29 PM

welcome back BHS

9/24/2008 10:29:00 PM

Didn't they reattach John Wayne Bobbit's weiner? Why can't they do that here? Did they put it in a garbage disposer or something?

9/24/2008 10:30:51 PM

the shred-it guy came and got it already

its gone

9/24/2008 10:31:38 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7VER3Ol77o

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 10:33 PM. Reason : a]

9/24/2008 10:31:46 PM

9/24/2008 10:32:43 PM

i can see the doc in post op.

"hi, the operation was a complete success.............oh by the way, um we cut off your schlong"

9/24/2008 11:01:23 PM

funny, i cant see it going that way

9/24/2008 11:02:53 PM

I think the real question here is...

WILL IT BLEND?

9/24/2008 11:03:17 PM

what kinda grown man gets a circumcision?

9/24/2008 11:05:42 PM

^Yeah. This sucks and all, but this guy is a dumbass for getting a circumcision as an adult. You don't let knives near your dick unnecessarily.

9/24/2008 11:08:33 PM

Quote :

"I think the real question here is... WILL IT BLEND?"

i hereby declare you winner of this thread

that statement made me lol beyond belief

9/24/2008 11:09:49 PM

haha, that's what you get for getting a circumcision (aka messing with nature)

9/24/2008 11:11:58 PM

haha, that's what you get for getting a circumcision (aka messing with nature)

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 11:24 PM. Reason : but srsly that sucks ]

9/24/2008 11:23:35 PM

PEEL BACK

9/24/2008 11:24:44 PM

Stupid religious people.

9/24/2008 11:24:44 PM

Quote :

"How many millions of dollars would it take to even come close to making up for this shit?"

There aren't any.

I would asplode if I could never make sexytime again.

9/25/2008 12:01:52 AM

Honorary Darwin?

9/25/2008 2:32:21 AM

you faggots don't even know what that means anymore do you

any time someone has some bad shit happen to them "DARWIN AWARD, BRA!! *HIGH FIVE*. IM SO MEAN AND DESIRABLE"

9/25/2008 6:19:22 AM

9/25/2008 7:09:06 AM

I remember when fermat used to be funny.

9/25/2008 8:03:16 AM

doubt it

9/25/2008 3:30:58 PM