http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/24/flatulence.charge.ap/index.html

Quote :

"A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrol officer has been charged with battery on a police officer."

9/24/2008 11:13:27 PM

Pussy Cop

9/24/2008 11:15:41 PM

OLD

9/24/2008 11:18:21 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathe*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

9/24/2008 11:22:43 PM

Quote :

""The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged."

9/24/2008 11:24:07 PM

I should be in jail for serial homicide at this rate...

9/25/2008 12:33:31 AM

the defense attorney is gonna have fun with this one. lol.

9/25/2008 3:56:10 AM

9/25/2008 5:38:19 AM

here to protect you folks

9/25/2008 6:20:55 AM

no actually they arent here to protect people

just enforce the laws

big difference and the reason that most states have concealed carry laws

9/25/2008 6:46:09 AM

that cop should have to turn in his gun, badge, and testicles for bitching about something like this.

9/25/2008 6:53:09 AM

Does anybody know the straw in the arpit trick? He was not amused.

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 8:17 AM. Reason : adf]

9/25/2008 8:15:45 AM

YAYYAYAYAYAYA

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 8:17 AM. Reason : .]

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 8:18 AM. Reason : celebrate its a peeeecture]

9/25/2008 8:16:26 AM

sweet

9/25/2008 8:17:11 AM

now it does

9/25/2008 8:17:34 AM

if your band name logo needs subtitles then it really sucks

god metal bands are just a parody of themselves.

9/25/2008 8:28:47 AM

man i want an armpit cannon

9/25/2008 8:31:14 AM

still makes me laugh

9/25/2008 5:05:00 PM

maybe I'm not seeing it, but where in the article does it say he's being charged with battery?

9/25/2008 5:31:40 PM

the first sentence that i quoted

9/25/2008 5:37:17 PM

follow up http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/3613367/

Quote :

"Charge dropped against man accused of passing gas ODD_Flatulence_Charge Posted: Today at 4:01 p.m. Updated: 37 minutes ago CHARLESTON, W.Va. — A West Virginia man accused of passing gas and fanning it toward a police officer no longer faces a battery charge. The Kanawha County prosecutor's office requested that the charge be dropped against 34-year-old Jose Cruz. According to a criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken to the police station for a breathalyzer test. Cruz denies fanning the gas and says his request to use a restroom when first arriving at the station was denied. An assistant says Magistrate Jack Pauley signed a motion to dismiss the charge Thursday. Cruz, who was arrested Tuesday, still faces driving under the influence and other charges."

9/25/2008 5:52:18 PM

haha, only in west virginia.

9/25/2008 5:52:25 PM