Do you ever feel your dog's anus to see if it is bulging to know if the dog needs to take a poo? Is that real terrible if someone does that?

9/25/2008 4:08:18 PM

feel it???


dude my dog tells me when she has to crap... i'm not touching her ass..

9/25/2008 4:09:11 PM

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"Dog's Bulging Anus"

9/25/2008 4:14:46 PM

You have to get close and sniff it. That is what the vet told me.

9/25/2008 4:15:22 PM

you can look at it and tell, no touching necessary.
It's not terrible if you do that, just don't smell your finger after.

9/25/2008 4:17:33 PM

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"dude my dog tells me when she has to crap... i'm not touching her ass.."

agreed.

9/25/2008 4:17:44 PM

jesus

mine just does the "hey asshole i gotta take a shit" dance that involves walking 4 steps backwars while wagging her tail and swinging her head back and forth then walking 4 steps forwards and repeating

9/25/2008 4:19:27 PM

wat

9/25/2008 4:19:32 PM

Right now, mine just shits in the floor, that is how I know

9/25/2008 4:20:23 PM

watch for the pucker

9/25/2008 4:24:30 PM

no.

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9/25/2008 4:24:55 PM

hey pilgrimshoes, that sounds like a Labrador dance? I've seen it before. Is that close? My dog has no dance moves unfortunately.

9/25/2008 4:24:57 PM

train your dog.... thats all you have to do... they're clever they'll tell you when they have to go if you pay attention to them @ all..

9/25/2008 4:25:55 PM

Haha my parent's dog just sits by the door and stares at you until you let her out. My dad calls it the "gotta shit!" look.

9/25/2008 4:37:12 PM

Mine walk to the door and then she barks with an attitude like she's calling me a bitch and then she will walk in circles and start the process all over again.

When she barks she kinda bucks at me like WHAT!

9/25/2008 4:42:42 PM

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"mine just does the "hey asshole i gotta take a shit" dance that involves walking 4 steps backwars while wagging her tail and swinging her head back and forth then walking 4 steps forwards and repeating"

my dog does a similar dance.. but sometimes she'll stomp her front feet at me like a child throwing a fit, it's actually kinda cute.

9/25/2008 4:42:57 PM

my dog has a dog door.

9/25/2008 4:43:28 PM

yeah mine does the hissyfit stomp

9/25/2008 4:43:37 PM

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"Do you ever feel your dog's anus"

perv

9/25/2008 4:44:27 PM

^ out of context!!!! out of context I say.

9/25/2008 4:45:31 PM

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"mine just does the "hey asshole i gotta take a shit" dance that involves walking 4 steps backwars while wagging her tail and swinging her head back and forth then walking 4 steps forwards and repeating"

HAHAHAH

My mom's dog starts whining and will twirl in circles until you pay attention to him, and will continue twirling as you walk him to the door to let him out.

Chihuahuas are crazy

9/25/2008 4:45:40 PM

my dog just waits until i take her out. she's extremely well behaved.

except for that whole biting of other people thing

9/25/2008 5:19:42 PM

not completely related but the lady i work with takes her dog into the bathroom with her when she is using it and you can hear him growl at the toilet

9/25/2008 5:24:07 PM

mine just does the "hey asshole i gotta take a shit" dance that involves walking 4 steps backwars while wagging her tail and swinging her head back and forth then walking 4 steps forwards and repeating while doing the double front paw stomp.


that, and I take my dog out a few times a day.

take your dog out more or get a crate.

9/25/2008 5:38:02 PM