I fed my fish this morning, and it was all like NOM NOM NOM. So I went to feed her fish, and I couldn't find it in the bowl.

Then I found it. It was dead.


We were both very sad. RIP Apple Jax. We had this fish for over a year.

Being the nice person that I am, I bought her another fish today at Wal-Mart. We took it home, did some prep. work for dinner, and then went bowling


As you can see from the picture, I am now a white douchebag that wears tacky shirts.
So we come back from the bowling alley, and the second fish was dead.



We were not as sad about this. But it was still kind of weird.

Now, we just got back from Wal-Mart, and have a new fish. Hopefully, this one will last...





It's really a shame because we bought our fish together. My fish, Bama Fuquan Lawrence, is still swimming around happy as ever.

9/28/2008 6:08:13 PM

9/28/2008 6:08:55 PM

omg u r such an insensitive jerk!

9/28/2008 6:09:25 PM

Something may be up with the water.
Or she just has genetically inferior fishies.

9/28/2008 6:10:18 PM

your fish is a murdering scoundrel

9/28/2008 6:10:21 PM

I do secretly think that my fish killed hers

^^actually, with first fish bought today, we hadn't put it in the bowl yet. it was still in the container and water that it came in from Wal-Mart

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 6:11 PM. Reason : odd]

9/28/2008 6:11:04 PM

Good story.

Seriously... I liked it.

And good names for das feeshes.

9/28/2008 6:12:04 PM

9/28/2008 6:12:23 PM

name one of the new ones Nemo

if it dies, write Pixar an angry letter

9/28/2008 6:14:28 PM

that's not a terrible idea

9/28/2008 6:24:27 PM

Quote :

"Wal-mart"

I have bought fish from here before but only with the expectation that it is going to die. Wal-mart is not a good fish store.

9/28/2008 6:28:31 PM

i consider the wal-mart as the apex of fish purchasing

9/28/2008 6:35:26 PM