What can I say? I am a sheep. And I like answering questions.

9/28/2008 6:23:35 PM

bwn?

9/28/2008 6:24:18 PM

How's the mommy gig going?

9/28/2008 6:24:30 PM

I bwn regularly.

And the Mommy gig is pretty awesome. It's a little mind numbing staying at home, but the older the little one gets, they more fun it is.

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 6:25 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2008 6:24:39 PM

Are you bisexual?

Where do you fit on the sexuality continuum, where 0 indicates pure straight, and 100 indicates pure gay?

9/28/2008 6:25:34 PM

what was the biggest dingaling that you've had in your hoo hah?

9/28/2008 6:26:22 PM

I like to consider myself to be omni-sexual. I appreciate people for their "people-ness" and that attraction does not know the bounds of sex or gender. I like men, women, transgendered folks and everything in between.

On the scale, I like to consider myself to be a solid 50, but it could be argued that I lean slightly towards straight because I am in a committed relationship with a man.

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The biggest "dingaling" was probably my first one, but that may just be a matter of perception.

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 6:29 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2008 6:28:03 PM

Who's your favorite transcendental writer? Why is British Literature superior to American Literature?

9/28/2008 6:30:09 PM

I am not a huge fan of the transcendentalist movement. I have read my English major's share of Emerson and Thoreau and find them to be writers of equal merit and substance.

I prefer British Literature over American Literature, but that does not make British Literature superior. British writers have a different sense of history and depth than American Writers, but American Literature has a wider cultural basis to draw from.

9/28/2008 6:37:53 PM

What's it like to fit into the English post-graduate stereotype of the female English major?

9/28/2008 6:39:06 PM

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"What's it like to fit into the English post-graduate stereotype of the female English major?"

I do not like fitting into any kind of stereotype. I gnash my teeth at the thought of fitting into the quintessential English major and far worse, female English major. I have my teaching certificate, but I have never actually taught a full year. I married and had a baby shortly after finishing college. I am a stay at home mother living in suburbia with my English Education degree. I am a walking talking stereotype in the most superficial way, but even that is unbearable.

But even in my desire not to fit into any kind of stereotype, I mark myself as an English major.

9/28/2008 6:44:39 PM

That's fairly admirable. Anything worth reading out of contemporary literature?

9/28/2008 6:46:26 PM

either time travel is impossible, or invisibility is possible, correct?

9/28/2008 6:48:26 PM

What are some of your favorite "big words"? What do they mean?

9/28/2008 6:51:12 PM

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"Anything worth reading out of contemporary literature?"

Yes. Do you want 20th Century Literature or Modern/Current Literature? Also, name your genre.

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"either time travel is impossible, or invisibility is possible, correct?"

I believe that were time travel possible, it would destroy reality. However, I am interested in the "stone tape theory" and perhaps in this way we can witness the past.

Invisibility to the human eye is absolutely possible.

9/28/2008 6:53:29 PM

bwn?

9/28/2008 6:53:42 PM

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"What are some of your favorite "big words"? What do they mean?"

My favorite word is "metamorphosis." Everyone knows what it means so it may not be considered by some to be a big word, but it is my favorite word.

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"bwn?"

I have already answered this question.
"Regularly."

9/28/2008 6:54:54 PM

Modern/current literature please!

9/28/2008 6:57:41 PM

Do you lick clam just for attention/shock value? Are not “bi” people just desperate for attention?

9/28/2008 6:57:44 PM

when are we going skating?

also, when do I get to eat your cooking?

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 6:58 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2008 6:58:08 PM

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"I like to consider myself to be omni-sexual. I appreciate people for their "people-ness" and that attraction does not know the bounds of sex or gender. I like men, women, transgendered folks and everything in between. "

Didn't you recently say...

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"I hope that no one hates me after I say this, but... I am not attracted to people who are not of my own race. "

Should I take this to mean that you think non-whites are not people?

9/28/2008 7:01:57 PM

will u swuck my duck?

9/28/2008 7:02:07 PM

explain this:

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"I do not have any friends either. No one has any concept of what a lonely an isolated existence I lead. You are not allowed to talk about having no friends. When you start to feel sorry for yourself, just think of me."

9/28/2008 7:03:00 PM

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"Modern/current literature please!"

The Life of Pi, all Orson Card, Anne Rice...

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"Do you lick clam just for attention/shock value? Are not “bi” people just desperate for attention?"

If you think that people are bisexual for the sake of attention and shock value, then you have led a very sheltered existence. If I wanted to shock people, I would find something far more adventuresome than "licking clam."

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"when are we going skating? also, when do I get to eat your cooking?"

I wish that I could get down and plan all of this, but I have a 17 pound cute as heck ball and chain attached at the hip.

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 7:13 PM. Reason : e]

9/28/2008 7:03:46 PM

*ahem* answer my question, darlin

9/28/2008 7:08:50 PM

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"Should I take this to mean that you think non-whites are not people?"

No. The statement that I made was a broad sweeping grossly general statement. I am not superficially attracted to people of other races because of my very conservative very white upbringing littered with the same latent and at times overt racism that is dominant in the rural south. I do not like that I lean in that direction, but I am absolutely willing to admit to it. Upon getting to know a person of another race, their "people-ness" is usually enough to overcome that gut reaction.

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"explain this"

My lifestyle has changed dramatically since college, so those people that were once friends are no longer a part my life. Then with the birth of my son in January, who does not have a properly functioning immune system, I had to leave behind my job and any potential friendships because my son has to be isolated from the outside world. My son and I are at home alone nearly 24 hours a day. The only real contact that I have with people who are not doctors or other care providers is on the internet.

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"will u swuck my duck?"

No. My husband frowns upon me putting strange people in my mouth.

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 7:14 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2008 7:12:52 PM

a duck is not a people

9/28/2008 7:16:25 PM

anthropomorphism ftw

9/28/2008 7:18:10 PM

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"No. My husband frowns upon me putting strange people in my mouth."

I have a hard time believing anyone you get involved with is normal. Even Josh.

He is with you, after all

9/28/2008 7:20:26 PM

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"I have a hard time believing anyone you get involved with is normal. Even Josh. "

He is a frighteningly ordinary guy with extraordinary intelligence that has a thing for strange girls.

9/28/2008 7:22:20 PM

...strange

9/28/2008 7:24:07 PM

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"I wish that I could get down and plan all of this, but I have a 17 pound cute as heck ball and chain attached at the hip."

Fair enough, but I will continue to pester you about gluttonous adventures and trips to a rink

9/28/2008 7:25:22 PM

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"Fair enough, but I will continue to pester you about gluttonous adventures and trips to a rink"

I swear to God that my husband will babysit Silas at some point.

9/28/2008 7:26:52 PM

will u fdt again?

9/28/2008 7:29:00 PM

Then we will eat fried food and try not to cripple ourselves

9/28/2008 7:31:03 PM

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"will u fdt again?"

You never know.

9/28/2008 7:31:14 PM

::should be grading papers::

9/28/2008 7:31:37 PM

i LOVE grading papers.
i think that's why i wanted to teach.

9/28/2008 7:33:36 PM

ya...I don't.

9/28/2008 7:46:03 PM

Me neither. So mind numbing sometimes

9/28/2008 7:58:16 PM

I find the tediousness of it soothing. But I am one of those weird people who actually enjoys taking notes and copying them over again neatly. It's how I studied in college.

9/28/2008 8:29:41 PM

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"I find the tediousness of it soothing. But I am one of those weird people who actually enjoys taking notes and copying them over again neatly. It's how I studied in college. "

omg me too. and i color coordinate. ahhh. i still do it in law school. people think i'm crazy when they see my notebook.

9/28/2008 8:32:17 PM

Yes. Totally neurotic.

9/28/2008 10:08:11 PM

2TMFT

10/7/2008 11:12:04 PM

why?

10/7/2008 11:17:27 PM

Why ask why, drink Bud Dry.

I am bored.
:shrugs:

10/7/2008 11:17:58 PM

should i go to bed now or stay up a little longer? no class or work tomorrow. just have to write a lab report and go to my home in goldsboro.

10/7/2008 11:18:49 PM

If you do not have a reason to stay up, go to bed. But if there is something interesting that you would like to do or see, might as well stay up.

10/7/2008 11:20:30 PM

that is a much more solid response than i was expecting

gg

10/7/2008 11:21:09 PM

It's pretty much a non-response, but mkay, go me.

10/7/2008 11:21:53 PM