One would assume it contained your average everyday token games but with dicks and boobs instead.


THIS IS NOT THE CASE, FOLKS!

Those of us not hip to the "vernacular of pornography" should be warned before making such a mistake!

The sights I saw OH GOD MY EYES.

This has been a Public Service Announcement brought to you by JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION

9/29/2008 3:30:57 PM

hi.

welcome to the 30s

9/29/2008 3:31:32 PM

in soviet russia...



i got nothin

9/29/2008 3:32:20 PM

....I bet you walked out with a jon application

9/29/2008 3:33:03 PM

Oh they still exist!!!!!

I ASSURE YOU

9/29/2008 3:33:13 PM

WHAT?

9/29/2008 3:33:32 PM

vernacular of pornography?

it's a dirty bookstore.

did you really think they'd have GAMES?

9/29/2008 3:43:22 PM

It said arcade ok!!! What do you think when you hear that word??

Instead a bunch of creepy men were wandering around in this pitch black room while others were whacking their tallywacker or getting it sucked by ANOTHER MAN in the booths. Half that shit was gay porn!!!!

[Edited on September 29, 2008 at 3:59 PM. Reason : my eyes!!!!!]

9/29/2008 3:50:20 PM

welcome to the world

9/29/2008 3:55:08 PM

^^ When I hear "arcade," I think of video games.

When I hear "adult arcade" inside a dirty bookstore, I think coin-op porn booths.

Also, do you expect gay dudes to watch straight porn?

9/29/2008 3:59:09 PM

haha no but I didn't realize a porn store supported gloryhole manifestations on campus.


It didn't help that I was the only female and I walked in bright eyed and red cheeked to that bear trap.

9/29/2008 4:04:35 PM

Quote :

"Instead a bunch of creepy men were wandering around in this pitch black room while others were whacking their tallywacker or getting it sucked by ANOTHER MAN in the booths. Half that shit was gay porn!!!!"

Goddamn! Note to self: avoid all arcades because there might be video games but then again there might be some shit you don't want to see and it's just not worth it.

9/29/2008 4:12:14 PM

you probably couldve gotten some quality dickin' while you were there

9/29/2008 4:13:13 PM

hhaah NO THX

9/29/2008 4:15:52 PM

Quote :

"bear trap"

haha bears

9/29/2008 4:28:51 PM

lmao great thread

9/29/2008 5:00:18 PM

pics or it didnt happen

9/29/2008 5:03:12 PM

It was at a giant super WalMart porn store with loads of interesting stuff. It was located on a major highway and could be identified by the huge white cross nearly 50 ft away. As if the sign of Jesus Christ's crucifixion will lead evildoing porn wankers away from the ultimate sex shop!

AS IF

So we took a quick tour of the place once we realized it was a NO GOD NO place and stopped at the wall of porn one could choose from to make it look like we actually knew WTF we were doing in there. My man goes WTF THIS IS ALL GAY

and that's when we figured out we interrupted a circle jerk.

9/29/2008 5:19:04 PM

i love how they keep the door of "our place" open

so that no one accidentally waltzes into a gay porn store not knowing what it is and goes

ironically, the open door keeps the browsers out

9/29/2008 5:21:10 PM