A Middletown woman was arrested after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic - all while wearing a cow suit.

Police said 32-year-old Michelle Allen was chasing children while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening.

Allen also reported urinated on a neighbor's front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.

Police were later called to her home where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic.

The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also allegedly cussed at the officer.

Allen is charged with disorderly conduct.




http://www.10tv.com/live/content/onnnews/stories/2008/09/30/cow_suit_arrest.html?sid=102

9/30/2008 1:14:59 PM

k

9/30/2008 1:15:38 PM

lolz, but would be 10 times funnier if you took out the [words]

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 1:16 PM. Reason : lolz,]

9/30/2008 1:16:08 PM

10 times funnier because of the [words]

9/30/2008 1:16:32 PM

i love it when "cussed" shows up in news reports

9/30/2008 1:17:10 PM

This is why I should never be wealthy or win the lottery.

This is the kind of shit i would spend my time doing.

9/30/2008 1:17:36 PM

BD for the win!!!
this thread is too funny.

9/30/2008 1:22:56 PM

let me not forget



[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 1:58 PM. Reason : 2nd pic]

9/30/2008 1:57:46 PM

awesome

9/30/2008 1:59:56 PM

Britney Spears' idol.

9/30/2008 1:59:57 PM

9/30/2008 2:01:32 PM

ahaha

awsome! Why they didn't charge her with public intoxication...?

9/30/2008 2:01:35 PM

I don't know why I <3 crotch zippers on latex clothes so much, but I really do

9/30/2008 2:02:44 PM

Udderly despicable.

9/30/2008 5:21:36 PM