this started as a little joke, and i'm thinking it can be a lot better with a little help.

i'm gonna need some things to add to my objective, and maybe some jobs. so far i've listed real jobs with stupid "responsibilities"

but i dont want this thing to seem real if anyone ever finds it.

example.

OBJECTIVE: My objective is to find employment

Professional Experience:

Dog Washer, Petsmart - Greensboro, NC
- ensured dogs had clean and nice smelling testicles

HA. just examples here. any input would be great. this stuff has to be kinda serious cause my old cell phone company gave me a free month. so i gotta work fast, i'm not putting my real info on here.

10/1/2008 4:53:08 PM

^DO IT (which location)

10/1/2008 4:55:44 PM

Car Mechanic, BJ's Service and Repair
- checked tailpipes and lubricated ball bearings.

10/1/2008 5:00:30 PM

ahahahah i think the car mechanic would be awesome.... could add on even more funny responsibilities.

also, if anyone is feeling IRONIC, i could use some good juxtapositions as far as bizarre career changes.... you know... worked for peta, left there to go to the pig slaughterhouse

etc

good times

10/1/2008 5:03:40 PM

idea that came in via PM... no need to be shy, we're just brainstorming. any silly idea may lead to the next great idea. it's all about the train of thought, the group consciousness, the LSD, duuude:

Quote :

"my immediate thought was a fluffer for a porno, but that seems to obviously fake. what about something involving working the ncsu library to make sure ppl don't have sex in the stacks? or working in a butcher shop and re-wrapping/cleaning the old nasty meat so that you get off the slime & the brown side isn't showing"

10/1/2008 5:10:42 PM

Excavation Technician II, Roto Rooter

Associate Produce Handler, Kroger

10/1/2008 5:12:36 PM

ha, yes, the titles. as ridiculous as possible.

i'll check back later, don't fail me now tww.

10/1/2008 5:18:38 PM