in the building you work in ... and in walks a suspect in the death of a cary woman

what do you do...

a. say hey and get in the elevator with him
b. pretend your phone rings and walk back outside
c. when elevator comes let him get in and decline when he holds the door for you, and say you'll catch the other one
d. make a scene

[Edited on October 3, 2008 at 10:02 AM. Reason : ha typos]

10/3/2008 9:57:43 AM

Hi 5?

10/3/2008 9:58:08 AM

woman*

10/3/2008 9:58:13 AM

fart and blame it on him

[Edited on October 3, 2008 at 9:59 AM. Reason : Get in the elevator first]

10/3/2008 9:58:14 AM

Totally kidding...


...better option would be to scream and run as fast as you can.

10/3/2008 9:58:50 AM

woman

And I'd be like "HAY! Your in-laws are nuts! Wanna make out?"

10/3/2008 9:59:45 AM

lol

10/3/2008 10:00:08 AM

just get in the elevator like a normal person. do you normally say hi to everybody on the elevator? kinda weird.

just get in an don't say anything.

10/3/2008 10:00:13 AM

I still vote for the freak out option

10/3/2008 10:01:50 AM

when he holds the elevator say "I'll take the murder-free stairs. THANKS!"

10/3/2008 10:02:18 AM

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"woman And I'd be like "HAY! Your in-laws are nuts! Wanna make out?""

what?

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"just get in the elevator like a normal person. do you normally say hi to everybody on the elevator? kinda weird. just get in an don't say anything."

i work in a building where every floor is lawyers, everyones crazy friendly, and yea i think ive hardly ever gotten in a elevator where someone hasnt said hi or something like that

so i guess everyone knew it was brad cooper right

10/3/2008 10:08:58 AM

e. Hit on him.

10/3/2008 10:10:23 AM

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"e. Hit on him."

yea cool cause hes not even close to attractive... and then might kill me too

10/3/2008 10:11:12 AM

Say stuff under your breath like "must kill...", "urge to kill rising...", "shut up...", and so forth.

Or suddenly develop tourettes and do the freak out thing.

[Edited on October 3, 2008 at 10:14 AM. Reason : tourettes]

10/3/2008 10:13:08 AM

Quote :

"when he holds the elevator say "I'll take the murder-free stairs. THANKS!""

lol

10/3/2008 10:16:06 AM

10/3/2008 10:17:24 AM

I would start beat boxing and see if he started freestyling. The strength of his flow would be how I would base my decision.

[Edited on October 3, 2008 at 10:43 AM. Reason : a]

10/3/2008 10:19:02 AM

^

10/3/2008 10:42:11 AM

I'd go with a

[Edited on October 3, 2008 at 10:42 AM. Reason : I mean, he's innocent--no reason to be afraid]

10/3/2008 10:42:35 AM

i would post about it on tww

10/3/2008 10:43:20 AM

Start a conversation and work in words like kill and murder...

"Man I'm running late, the boss is gonna kill me."

"I'm going to the State game even though I think we're going to get murdered out there."

etc.

10/3/2008 10:45:42 AM

Man I am starving right now... I may just drop dead

10/3/2008 10:47:31 AM

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"when he holds the elevator say "I'll take the murder-free stairs. THANKS!"""

ha im to much a wuss.

Quote :

"I'd go with a [Edited on October 3, 2008 at 10:42 AM. Reason : I mean, he's innocent--no reason to be afraid] "

ha innocent... his wife randomly being murdered when they were going through issues, and she was trying to leave with his kids, tells me hes innocent.. im not saying he killed her but im sure he had a part in it.

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"poopface All American 23240 Posts user info edit post i would post about it on tww "

its great your still a sarcastic jerk because i didnt respond to some myspace messages close to a year ago now.

Quote :

"Start a conversation and work in words like kill and murder... "Man I'm running late, the boss is gonna kill me." "I'm going to the State game even though I think we're going to get murdered out there." etc. "

ah that would have been great

10/3/2008 10:54:51 AM

btt anyone from the afternoon crew care to answer

10/3/2008 3:24:41 PM

lol

will check later

10/3/2008 3:30:10 PM

Quote :

"fart and blame it on him"

10/3/2008 3:31:19 PM

This thread is funny.


snewf and djeternal ftw

10/3/2008 3:31:22 PM

Dude, So he totally has the same attorneys I used for a misdemeanor a couple years ago (kurtz&blum) and they got my case dismissed. I think he's gonna be alright. . . .


I mean, I was innocent

10/3/2008 3:33:02 PM

^ ha i work in the same building as them... im guessing his case is a little more major the yours was... anyway right now they are just doing his custody case until hes charged with murder

10/3/2008 3:38:04 PM

Nice Building.

10/3/2008 3:39:36 PM

^ ha yea its super swell.. except for them working in it

10/3/2008 3:41:12 PM