1. My dick is so big it has only seen my balls in pictures.
2. My dick is so big Hank Aaron used it to hit his 750th homerun.
3. My dick is so big I use the Eiffel Tower as a French Tickler.
4. My dick is so big it takes four women and a team of Clydesdales to
jack me off.
5. My dick is so big I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
6. My dick is so big, right now it is in the other room fixing us
drinks.
7. My dick is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder.
8. My dick is so big it is against the law to fuck me without
protective headgear.
9. My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in
Tennessee.
10. My dick is so big it has a fifty yard line.
11. My dick is so big there was once a movie titled Godzilla vs. My
Dick
12. My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company
13. My dick is so big it has a retractable dome.
14. My dick is so big it has an elbow.
15. My dick is so big I am its bitch.

10/3/2008 4:23:26 PM

[/Drew Carey]

10/3/2008 4:23:46 PM

Why was Hank Aaron handling your cockpiece?

10/3/2008 4:23:53 PM

it fits loosely in a cheerio?

10/3/2008 4:23:54 PM

1. My dickstomach is so big it has only seen my balls in pictures

10/3/2008 4:31:34 PM

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10/3/2008 4:38:24 PM

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10/3/2008 4:38:45 PM

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My dick once blacked-out the entire Western US electrical grid, just using the blow dryer.

10/3/2008 4:39:30 PM

My dick is so big, whenever there’s a report of a huge dick jam, it’ll usually be the dick at fault.
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My dick is slated to host the 2016 Summer Olympics.
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My dick blows out the candles no matter who’s birthday it is.
My dick is so big, even after 101 jokes, its still pretty funny.

10/3/2008 4:39:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNgWQfOd-1M

10/3/2008 4:56:42 PM

my dick is so big, it talks me into making shitty threads.

10/3/2008 7:25:23 PM

lol

10/3/2008 7:26:47 PM