This saves a lot of money, for those of you who are poor.

#1) Tear one square sheet off the toilet paper roll on the perforated line (preferably double ply).
#2) Poke a hole in the center of the square.
#3) Put you index finger all the way through the hole that you just poked.
#4) Wipe your filthy ass with your index finger with the square sheet still on your finger.
#5) After you are finished, take the square sheet and pull it off your finger while squeezing tightly.
#6) Eat chicken fingers.

10/3/2008 5:18:40 PM

k

10/3/2008 5:19:19 PM

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10/3/2008 5:20:52 PM

stupid fucking people

10/3/2008 5:20:52 PM

wait, wut?

10/3/2008 5:24:34 PM

oh tough crowd tonight, you can thank me later though after you save $8 a week.

10/3/2008 5:24:45 PM

#1) Don't wipe

10/3/2008 5:29:41 PM

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"#1) Don't wipe"

oh fuck, that is even cheaper.

10/3/2008 5:30:52 PM

dont lecture tww, they will own you

10/3/2008 5:33:13 PM

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"dont lecture tww, they will own you"

what kind of computer nerd shit are you talking about? Why don't you go calculate a large prime number and suck my dick.

10/3/2008 5:35:08 PM

290245329165570025116016487217740287508837913295571609463914348778319654489118435855243301969001872061575755804802874062021927719647357060447135321577028929269578574760547268310055056867386875959045119093967972205124270441648450825188877095173754196346551 952542599226295413057787340278528252358809329

despite what you may have heard, i do not kiss guys.

10/3/2008 5:42:57 PM

pretty good dirty, I don't have the CPU power to check if that is correct however. Will take your word.

this one is pretty good: http://prime.isthe.com/chongo/tech/math/prime/m43112609/prime-c.html

[Edited on October 3, 2008 at 5:46 PM. Reason : found one 13 million digits long]

10/3/2008 5:45:29 PM

This thread sucks.

10/3/2008 7:23:57 PM

this joke was awesome in 6th grade

10/3/2008 7:25:37 PM

shower after shit. FTW!

10/3/2008 7:27:34 PM

use the three seashells

10/3/2008 7:29:02 PM

there's a computer on the crapper at my hotel here.

srsly.

like a 10354357 way adjustable bidet, even with a blow dryer.

10/3/2008 7:29:49 PM

^can i touch you twice?

10/3/2008 7:37:20 PM

only if we cuddle afterwards

10/3/2008 7:44:20 PM

oh, i always cuddle afterwards

10/3/2008 7:45:15 PM

i earn money when i take a dump by only dropping my deuces at work.

10/3/2008 8:47:50 PM

i lulled

10/3/2008 9:29:26 PM

Nothing is better than getting paid to take a dump

10/3/2008 11:09:43 PM

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"i earn money when i take a dump by only dropping my deuces at work."

10/3/2008 11:26:45 PM

to the top for poor people

10/10/2008 4:58:45 PM

i too have pooped

10/10/2008 5:08:13 PM

this is a disgusting way to save money

figure you'd save more by NOT eating chicken fingers

though typically people DO use too much TP

maybe if America had solid shits that wouldn't be necessary

10/10/2008 5:17:13 PM

It is necessary in these hard economic times, snewf.

10/10/2008 5:19:49 PM

what's hard about them?

you can only get 3 chxn fingers instead of 5

well deal with it you fat fuck
nasty ass stinkfingers

10/10/2008 5:22:03 PM

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"use the three seashells"

What do you mean three shells?

10/10/2008 5:51:09 PM