you're kinda like a zombie

10/4/2008 5:03:57 PM

k

10/4/2008 5:04:03 PM

this hasn't been done before

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"Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to college in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange. Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at l east Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together. FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS? I MEAN HOLY FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?! WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL INCONSIDERATE AND DISRESPECTFUL BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE STOP ARGUING WITH GARY HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE AND SMOKE IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID and that's my word."

-FroshKiller

10/4/2008 5:09:05 PM

Because we die and are reborn in the spirit?

10/4/2008 5:13:08 PM

Also because you eat human flesh

10/4/2008 5:25:33 PM

Metaphorically speaking, yeah I guess so.

Also, we are all incestuous because we consider everyone "brothers" and "sisters," even our spouses.

10/4/2008 5:27:50 PM

^^^^ I was trying to recite that to Jen last night and failing miserably, but I couldn't think of a place where it was posted.

10/4/2008 5:43:37 PM

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"that would work IF THERE WAS A GOD"

10/4/2008 5:45:07 PM

I eat bread, does that make me a bad person?

10/4/2008 6:18:22 PM

Any religious zealot comes off as being an opinionated, rabid prick.

Of course, pot zealots come across the same way.

Flaming liberals.

Rabid republicans.

gay people.

black people.

rednex

white people

Muslims

Christians

Never really heard Jews be that way

Mechanics

Lawyers

Doctors

shitdiggers

jizzmoppers

and so on and so on

and scooby dooby dooby

10/4/2008 6:23:31 PM

^

10/4/2008 6:33:13 PM

Mindless zombies who live their whole life driven by fear. Sorta like the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown. He was so obsessed and afraid to question the existence of the Great Pumpkin he did not go trick or treat and missed out on all the fun.

10/4/2008 7:48:59 PM

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" Mindless zombies who live their whole life driven by fear. "

sadly, that's true.

but yeah, this "zombie" theory is nothing new. I was sitting in church the other week thinking the same thing. (yes, my mind wanders and I don't really pay any attention to anything being said. I only go for the illusion of a "good girl")

10/4/2008 8:21:56 PM

^ STOP THAT SHIT SON. YOU'RE ONLY PERPETUATING THE CYCLE.

10/4/2008 8:23:11 PM

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"Also because you eat human flesh"

that depends on which denomination you are.

10/4/2008 8:23:17 PM

YOU VEGGIE FAKERS THINK IT'S NOT REAL. ONLY THE REAL NON-FAKERS EAT THE MAN FLESH.

10/4/2008 8:24:34 PM

^^^ I'm not a son, but yeah, you are probably right.

10/4/2008 8:38:13 PM

I think the best way to be a Christian is to constantly ask questions and search for the true answer.

10/4/2008 8:39:12 PM

^^ LOOK, I DON'T CARE WHETHER OR NOT YOU'RE A SON, SON.

^ THE BEST WAY TO BE A CHRISTIAN IS TO QUIT.

10/4/2008 8:40:19 PM

^^[/thread]

[Edited on October 4, 2008 at 8:40 PM. Reason : .]

10/4/2008 8:40:24 PM

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"I think the best way to be a Christian is to constantly ask questions and search for the true answer. "

that may be the real reason I'm still hanging in there. But I've been going "LOL WUT?" to most of what christians say.

10/4/2008 8:42:22 PM

YOU'VE REALIZED IT'S A HUGE PILE OF BULLSHIT AND I'M VERY GLAD.

NOTHING THEY SAY MAKES SENSE BECAUSE IT'S 100% SPECULATION.


"GOD HAS A PLAN" = "I HAVE NO EXPLANATION FOR WHAT HAPPENED AND I HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN"

"GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS" = "I HAVE NO EXPLANATION FOR WHAT HAPPENED"

"EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON" = "I HAVE NO EXPLANATION FOR WHAT HAPPENED"

"YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE FAITH" = "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WILL HAPPEN"

[Edited on October 4, 2008 at 8:46 PM. Reason : ]

10/4/2008 8:44:16 PM

^^I do that a lot. But you know too many Christians actually believe the Bible literally...I mean when I meet someone who does that I just do :carl face:

10/4/2008 8:46:16 PM

SO NOW YOU ADMIT THAT YOU CANNOT TAKE IT LITERALLY, WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE TO INTERPRET IT, A PROCESS THAT IS COMPLETELY SUBJECTIVE, WHICH IN TURN MEANS IT'S COMPLETELY FUCKING WORTHLESS.

[Edited on October 4, 2008 at 8:48 PM. Reason : ]

10/4/2008 8:47:37 PM

Saab, refer yourself to the chunk of copy-pasted text from FroshKiller.

You're sounding just about as fucking stupid as him right now. Seriously, kill the caps.

Also, kill the 100% absolute certainty... typically people who express complete and total certainty in an idea aren't really that smart.

[Edited on October 4, 2008 at 8:52 PM. Reason : .]

10/4/2008 8:49:45 PM

I'VE MET THAT RETARDED FAGGOT AND THAT COMMENT IS NOTHING SPECIAL.

10/4/2008 8:50:59 PM

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"SO NOW YOU ADMIT THAT YOU CANNOT TAKE IT LITERALLY, WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE TO INTERPRET IT, A PROCESS THAT IS COMPLETELY SUBJECTIVE, WHICH IN TURN MEANS IT'S COMPLETELY FUCKING WORTHLESS."

haha nope

10/4/2008 8:51:56 PM

YEP SON.


YEP.

10/4/2008 8:53:32 PM