I did something like this in the past I think, but times have changed and you people are different (or at least had the chance to fuck up more). There's also another confessions thread, but it's not anonymous.

I figure since I don't know but like 3 of you personally, then it's relatively safe that I won't know who you are or care what you did. Hell, I've made quite a bit of mistakes myself in my years. The idea here is that those of you with something on your chest or a confession to make can simply shoot me a PM with the confession and I'll post it in this thread without your name or anything. It would help if you don't use names, just be vague or use ______ in place of someones name. I don't want to go editing the stuff, just post it as you wish it to be posted.

Also, I won't reply with advice unless you ask for some. I think I give decent advice, but I'm not going to push it on anyone who doesn't want it. So go ahead, I expect that inbox to be green and full by the end of the day.

Finally, if you don't trust me, or are skeptical, try me. You can send something fake, I'll still post it like it were real. But I think actually getting something off your chest would mean more.



[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 11:23 AM. Reason : paragraphization]

10/6/2008 11:21:10 AM

I feel the need to say this....

muzition makes this thread every once in a while. it's usually fairly popular. however please beware...


I sent him an 'anonymous' confession before regarding another TWWer. that other TWWer then PMed muzition, and asked if I had sent that confession in. muzition told her "yes"

this thread (and all others like it) are bullshit. it's not really anonymous, and muzition does not keep you confessions confidential.

that is all

10/6/2008 11:27:41 AM

burn

10/6/2008 11:29:04 AM

^^ yea i wouldnt think so

10/6/2008 11:29:21 AM

oh I get it, I remember this stuff.

PM forthcoming!

[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 11:34 AM. Reason : k]

10/6/2008 11:30:25 AM

PWN UP TO IT

10/6/2008 11:30:48 AM

not that I really cared...I didn't name any names...I only described a situation.

still....DON'T BE FOOLED11!

10/6/2008 11:30:56 AM

Muzition00 SCANDAL!!!

OHH NOES!!!

yeah i was thinking about telling him one and then when erry one knows i'll be like DUDE SAID IT WAS CONFIDENTIAL!

10/6/2008 11:32:53 AM

I'm just glad the confession was more embarrassing for her than it was for me

the icing on the cake was the fact that she outted herself unintentionally, hahaha

[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 11:38 AM. Reason : .]

10/6/2008 11:37:33 AM

i don't think i have any "confessions" worth telling...i'm a pretty straight-up guy, so there's not a whole lot to tell that i don't already post on here

*shrug*

10/6/2008 11:39:03 AM

i have no confessions


you all know my business

10/6/2008 11:48:32 AM

I don't

lemme git yur number gurl

10/6/2008 11:48:58 AM

i don't... but i'd like to

10/6/2008 11:49:18 AM

10/6/2008 11:50:01 AM

10/6/2008 11:54:07 AM

10/6/2008 12:32:46 PM

Way to make this thread work:

Someone set up a new gmail account, post address here.

Then those who want to send anonymous confession use http://www.sendanonymousemail.net/

Confession is posted, no record of who sent it.

Profit?

10/6/2008 12:35:20 PM

EMCE, you must have hurt this guy's feelings

10/6/2008 12:35:32 PM

nah, i had to go to work

EMCE, as far as I can remember I've only ever made this thread once, but if the situation is what I'm thinking, then I think a friend PM'd something like "This is really important. Did EMCE send in a confession?" (this is many years ago so it's kindof vague). I didn't then and wouldn't now tell someone specifically what another user sent me, but I can see how if a close friend was upset and asked if someone had submitted a PM, I probably did verify that yeah, you had sent one in (but that was all). In hindsight, I'll admit that I should have just not said anything at all, even verified that you'd sent one in, and I apologize for that, but I can definitely tell you that I didn't tell anyone specifically what you said, or verify that a particular post was yours. I wouldn't have done that. I'm sorry for telling her that you had sent one in though, but it's just important to me that you know that I didn't verify which one was yours or anything. That's not me. Now, just out curiousity, have you always hated me for this or something?

So taking this into consideration, I'm not friends with anyone on here anymore save for this one dude who isn't going to have anything posted about him... sooo, I figure we are safe from anybody I know confessing anything that anyone else I know is going to read. And, if this does happen, then I can say that I'm a lot older and more bitter and I don't care about my friends enough to tell them anything about what people on the Wolf Web post. Plus, I'm just deleting the PM's after I transfer them to the thread. So that's how it is. Send one or don't send one, it's up to you. If you do, and it's about someone who's going to see it, you're probably better off being general enough that you can deny it, or not sending it to me at all.

Now, what do we have so far:

Quote :

"I haven't been in a relationship in a long time (over a year for what most ppl would define as one) and I started dating a girl a few weeks ago. She seems pretty cool but I don't see anything happening long long term. I'm not super old but at my age I feel like I need to at least try to imagine myself married to the girl in question. Anyway, she's REALLY into me and the only thing holding this relationship back from getting super serious is my behavior. I haven't slept with her yet but would like to (been a while since I've gotten some ass on the regular). Her body is good, but not awesome. What do you suggest? Also, a side question. When I was going down on her the other night it seemed like there was a little bump right by her pussy. WTF is that, feeling bumps down there is a little worrisome. Not a wart, would it be? Also, after I was done she didn't return the favor. Not cool in my book. Advice to be posted in thread plz"

and

Quote :

"i am secretly in love with NCSUGimp"

10/6/2008 5:26:14 PM

Ask her about it and is it a pimple like bump or just a bump?

10/6/2008 5:31:34 PM

nah, no hatred. as I said before, it doesn't bother me one way or another. I'm not friends with that girl anymore....and except for a few people on here whose opinion I actually value, I'm not more than e-friends with people. aside from that, I don't really see or talk to anyone outside of TWW anymore. I say all of this to say 'I don't particularly care what people on here think about me or what I do. They're not really parts of my life after I close my laptop.' Having said that, I don't see how it's possible for me to hate anyone on TWW.

but yeah, the confession I made to you was pretty damn specific....it was true....and I just left out the girl's name. That confession was also very recent at the time. So by telling that friend that I had sent a confession in at all pretty much put the nail in the coffin. I didn't really care then....I still don't care now.
just wanted to put my two cents in....





but the confession I put in before (for all those wondering) was along the lines of " this girl came up to visit me, and she was giving me a bj. she was really bad at it, and was sucking on my testicles so hard that it actually hurt a little bit"

10/6/2008 5:42:26 PM

Cool, cool. I just wanted to be sure.

Stuff in quotes are "confessions":

Quote :

"when in a relationship i have to be able pick at the other persons zits whenever I want. If not it's a deal-breaker."

10/6/2008 6:01:56 PM

wat

10/6/2008 6:47:44 PM

I HATE it when chicks pick at my zits

10/6/2008 7:43:04 PM

we'll never make it then

10/6/2008 7:44:22 PM

I'm infatuated with this semi-emo paramorish chick in my class

10/6/2008 7:45:55 PM

i don't think self-medicating is as bad as its hyped to be

10/6/2008 7:50:16 PM

Yo, I'm pretty sure the keyword here is ANONYMOUS

10/6/2008 7:50:44 PM

http://grouphug.us

Anonymous confessions by people. Some are fucking crazy.

10/6/2008 8:27:31 PM

^ haha, online anonymity likely isn't going to lead to a lot of truth on there

10/6/2008 8:29:24 PM

Quote :

"I love legatic "

Quote :

"i fucked your mom"

Quote :

"I met a guy off here and hung out at his house one night. We started kissing and it was so nasty that I pretended I didn't know how to give a handjob so he'd never call me again."

10/6/2008 9:00:27 PM

lol at the last one

10/6/2008 9:02:39 PM

I once had mad butt-sex with evan.

this is anonymous, right?

10/6/2008 9:06:51 PM

someone should do a post-secret type thread with Paint/Photoshop

have one person randomly post the secrets for everyone.

10/6/2008 9:08:23 PM

Cass!

10/6/2008 9:09:01 PM

Quote :

"I have a photo of _________'s tits on my computer. "

Quote :

"evan told me he was gay."

10/6/2008 9:29:58 PM

Quote :

"A guy from tww sent me a picture of his penis and it had all these gross little red dots around it. I sent it to my friend and we had a good laugh over it. In fact, it's still a running joke between us. He has no idea."

Quote :

"I have a secret crush on aaprior "

[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 9:54 PM. Reason : reason for edit]

10/6/2008 9:36:18 PM

Quote :

"when in a relationship i have to be able pick at the other persons zits whenever I want. If not it's a deal-breaker.""

thats probably mytwocents ... lol

10/7/2008 9:53:17 AM

Quote :

"i had a week long affair last week with a married person. It would still be going on if the guilt didn't set in on both of us. I feel like their spouse is the luckiest person alive to have this person but the spouse does not treat this person well at all "

10/7/2008 11:11:57 AM

This thread will end well...

[Edited on October 7, 2008 at 11:33 AM. Reason : V]

10/7/2008 11:29:15 AM

thread is weak sauce.

10/7/2008 11:32:49 AM

^^^^that's not very anonymous about her though

10/7/2008 11:35:41 AM

Quote :

"When I am given a birthday/Christmas gift from a close friend or family member, but I know I can't/won't use it/don't like it, I keep it anyway and feel guilty about it for a long time, no matter how much it cost."

10/8/2008 12:55:14 PM

^hey you misspelled "musician"

10/8/2008 12:56:09 PM

^ clearly

10/8/2008 1:31:08 PM