WILL THE WEB BOT BE CORRECT? WILL A MAJOR EVENT, COMPARABLE TO 9/11 IN TERMS OF EMOTIONAL IMPACT, OCCUR SOMETIME TOMORROW (OR AT LEAST WHILE IT'S STILL OCTOBER 7TH ON SOME PART OF THE EARTH)?

IF SO, WHAT WILL OCCUR?


TERRORIST ATTACK?

LIMITED NUCLEAR WAR?

TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE?


WHAT DO YOU THINK SON?

10/6/2008 2:14:02 PM

shut up faggot

10/6/2008 2:14:44 PM

I will have completed my 29th year on Earth.

10/6/2008 2:14:44 PM

WILL THE COMPLETION OF YOUR 29TH YEAR BE YOUR LAST?

^^ THAT ISN'T A PREDICTION METRO.

[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 2:15 PM. Reason : ]

10/6/2008 2:15:28 PM

shut up faggot

10/6/2008 2:16:01 PM

^ THAT ISN'T A PREDICTION METRO.

10/6/2008 2:16:29 PM

shut up faggot

10/6/2008 2:16:42 PM

Quote :

"^ THAT ISN'T A PREDICTION METRO."

10/6/2008 2:34:18 PM

A giant fusion explosion much larger than earth will come into view and stay in view at any given point on earth for around 12 hours. nearly 153,781 people will die due to various causes over the course of the day. The stock market will drop on average a little bit, the price of gas will go up on average a little bit. About 356,201 people will be born. The sea will rise and fall, being its highest on the NC coast around 2:59 am and 3:26 pm. It will be slightly overcast with a high of 72 degrees. Politicians will bicker pointlessly, tww will bicker even more pointlessly. Lumberjacks will cut down trees. a shark will eat some fish. Some Muslims will get angry. Some college students will get drunk. all the while several civic projects will creep towards completion! as it is written, so it shall come to pass.

10/6/2008 2:46:35 PM

same shit, different day

10/6/2008 2:47:49 PM

TWW CONVERTS TO ALL CAPS

10/6/2008 3:03:00 PM

10/6/2008 3:14:59 PM

BTTT SON

Quote :

"A giant fusion explosion much larger than earth will come into view and stay in view at any given point on earth for around 12 hours. nearly 153,781 people will die due to various causes over the course of the day. The stock market will drop on average a little bit, the price of gas will go up on average a little bit. About 356,201 people will be born. The sea will rise and fall, being its highest on the NC coast around 2:59 am and 3:26 pm. It will be slightly overcast with a high of 72 degrees. Politicians will bicker pointlessly, tww will bicker even more pointlessly. Lumberjacks will cut down trees. a shark will eat some fish. Some Muslims will get angry. Some college students will get drunk. all the while several civic projects will creep towards completion! as it is written, so it shall come to pass."

YOU'RE GOING WITH THE FUSION EXPLOSION METHOD, EH? THE WEB BOT CREATORS HAVE LISTED THIS AS A POSSIBILITY SON.

[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 8:16 PM. Reason : ]

10/6/2008 8:11:35 PM

SO I'VE GOT MY SUPPLIES SET UP FOR TOMORROW SON.

I HAVE THE FOLLOWING ITEMS READY TO GO SON:

-MY NOT SO TRUST WORTHY S&W MODEL 642 AND ABOUT 50 ROUNDS OF AMMO
-MY EXTREMELY TRUST WORTHY GLOCK 17 WITH LOTS OF AMMO
-MY EXTREMELY TRUST WORTHY GLOCK 26 WITH LOTS OF AMMO
-MY EXTREMELY TRUST WORTHY MOSSBERG 590 COMBAT SHOTGUN WITH LOTS OF AMMO
-SUPPLIES TO CLEAN AND PERFORM BASIC FIREARM MAINTENANCE
-TWO KA-BAR KNIVES WITH A KNIFE SHARPENER AND ONE ANKLE SHEATH FOR THE KA-BAR TDI
-ONE CANISTER OF PEPPER SPRAY

-CLOTHES FOR APPROXIMATELY 2 WEEKS
-BASIC SANITATION PRODUCTS (TOOTHBRUSH, LOTS OF FLOSS, DEODORANT)
-FOOD FOR ONE PERSON FOR APPROXIMATELY 1 WEEK
-MEEMAW FEED FOR APPROXIMATELY 1 WEEK
-ELECTRICAL TAPE AND STANDARD TAPE
-FIRST AID SUPPLIES (BURN GEL, SUNSCREEN, ALCOHOL, BANDAGES AND BANDAGE TAPE, ALOE GEL, VINYL GLOVES)
-ONE CAR WITH A TANK FULL OF GAS
-ONE CAT CARRIER

10/6/2008 10:18:48 PM

What is the deal with oct 7th?

10/6/2008 10:22:12 PM

^it's the end of the world as we know it

10/6/2008 10:26:10 PM

my balls will probably itch and some point
ill probably scratch them.

10/6/2008 10:27:29 PM

Quote :

"WILL A MAJOR EVENT, COMPARABLE TO 9/11 IN TERMS OF EMOTIONAL IMPACT, OCCUR SOMETIME TOMORROW (OR AT LEAST WHILE IT'S STILL OCTOBER 7TH ON SOME PART OF THE EARTH)?"

It says the same emotional impact, but that could mean a good emotional impact, like everyone gets their weight in ice cream or something. I'm going with that.

10/6/2008 10:29:38 PM

^ THAT'S ONE THING I CONSIDERED. WHAT IF SOMETHING SO DAMN GOOD HAPPENS THAT IT'S EQUIVALENT TO 9/11 AND THE GOOD FEELING LASTS FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS?

WHAT IF WE ALL WAKE UP WITH 500LBS OF CRACK COCAINE NEXT TO OUR HEADS?

10/6/2008 10:32:17 PM

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!

10/6/2008 10:32:57 PM

There will be a breaking story that Obama long lost brother is Osama.

10/6/2008 10:34:08 PM

^^ IF THAT HAPPENS CAN I HAVE YOUR 500LB CRACK SLAB?

10/6/2008 10:37:13 PM

holy crap. haha.

10/6/2008 11:00:35 PM

^^ YOU MAY!

10/6/2008 11:02:44 PM

John McCain will have a stroke tomorrow and die the day after, I saw it in my cornflakes.

10/6/2008 11:04:33 PM

along with the pope?

10/6/2008 11:14:11 PM

ANYBODY WHO DOES NOT WANT THEIR 500LB CRACK SLAB MAY DELIVER IT TO ME TOMORROW EVENING. I WILL BE ACCEPTING THEM FROM 6:00PM to 9:00PM.

10/6/2008 11:15:07 PM

IT'S OCTOBER 7TH SON. IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF HOURS NOW.

10/7/2008 4:59:23 AM

It's already happened!

10/7/2008 5:06:01 AM

OH SNAP SON.

10/7/2008 5:13:50 AM

oh noes here it is




tractor trailer tilts on the beltline

10/7/2008 12:49:17 PM

SO WHAT WILL HAPPEN ON OCTOBER 7TH? SaabTurbo 30 514 12:49 PM by IRSeriousCat
MY BOYFRIEND WON'T STOP SNORING wolfpackgrrr 32 323 12:49 PM by Vix


We have our answer.

10/7/2008 3:46:39 PM

SO WHAT HAPPENED SON?


I WAS GONE ALL DAY.

10/8/2008 3:54:08 AM

IT LOOKS LIKE THE WEB BOT IS EXTREMELY ACCURATE SON.

THANK YOU METRO WEB BOT.

10/10/2008 1:26:31 PM