rode the elevator together and got breakfast




IT

IS

ON

10/7/2008 8:10:26 AM

your first one evar?

you must not be as attractive as you let on...

10/7/2008 8:11:36 AM

ooooooo sick burn

i got one sniffing around me.... but she's hawt too...

10/7/2008 8:24:11 AM

first one here. which isn't surprising seeing how I work around a bunch of old crotchety men


believe me, blah.... I'm hot as fuck

10/7/2008 8:28:36 AM

Yes, it is on

10/7/2008 8:31:30 AM

God damn cougar in the elevator

10/7/2008 8:31:33 AM

YEAH, MY BALLS ARE WRINKLY. BUT THAT'S CAUSE IT'S COLD...NOT CAUSE I'M OLD

I STILL GOT THAT YOUNG DICK FOR YOU MA!

10/7/2008 8:35:47 AM

i believe you, EMCE

10/7/2008 8:37:03 AM

10/7/2008 8:37:35 AM

i got two stalkin me right now

one is real damn hot and the other is decent but no where near the level of the first one

it shall be good times all around!

10/7/2008 8:39:13 AM

is there a club for us yet?
if not, should we start one?

10/7/2008 8:59:31 AM

what ages you workin with EMCE?

the two im workin on, one is 40, the other is 43 (i thinks)

[Edited on October 7, 2008 at 9:32 AM. Reason : just checked the age ]

10/7/2008 9:28:09 AM

I'm thinking 38-40

10/7/2008 9:33:56 AM

WELCOME TO THE CLUB MY MAN


GO ON AND DO THAT!

10/7/2008 9:36:06 AM

is there any way to do this without getting caught?

my girlfriend sniffs my dick when I get home everyday to make sure I haven't been fucking anyone

10/7/2008 9:40:41 AM

Some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk.

10/7/2008 10:14:30 AM

yea, set that shit up through a new gmail account

tell the coug(ar) that you prefer email, that you're not big into the cell phone thing

as for the dick sniffin gf, keep some baby wipes and some of that smell good stuff in the car

10/7/2008 10:28:49 AM

i want a cougar so bad




i'm gonna catch hell for this post, lurker gf ftl

10/7/2008 10:35:51 AM

^ hahaha, your only choice is to do what I do. Say so much unbelievable and outlandish shit on here that it's impossible to hold you accountable for you posts...



her- you said you were cheating on me on TWW

me- I also said that I live on the moon. do you believe everything you read?

10/7/2008 12:16:23 PM

you, sir, are a genius

10/7/2008 6:44:03 PM

had a cougar give me a back massage in the middle of a club friday night in raleigh, twas amazing

10/7/2008 6:44:43 PM

i retired from the cougar game before i actually ever got into it

10/7/2008 6:46:22 PM

hey LivinProof78, I think that you should put it on me
you know...warm me up for the COUGARS

j/k, you're not that old

10/7/2008 6:46:33 PM

if i was like 5 years younger livin proof would be a cougar to me.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

[Edited on October 7, 2008 at 6:48 PM. Reason : and that would be OKAY with me]

10/7/2008 6:47:16 PM

i think i once (or may 4 times) made out with 18 year olds.....like a year or so ago

[Edited on October 7, 2008 at 6:50 PM. Reason : i was in a solid 20-23 range for a LONG time]

10/7/2008 6:50:23 PM

I'm sorta dating a 34 y/o and that's getting nowhere fast

10/7/2008 6:51:20 PM

wanna try the 14 range?

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

[Edited on October 7, 2008 at 6:52 PM. Reason : its kinda like getting cookies fresh out the oven.]

10/7/2008 6:52:04 PM

i still like them youngER


but i have to be realistic...


nobody else that can't rent a car

10/7/2008 6:52:23 PM

yup. i knew you'd be a cougar

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/7/2008 6:53:15 PM

Well, let's just do the damn thing. I turn 26 in a couple of weeks, so we can kill two birds with 1 stone

10/7/2008 6:53:18 PM

10/7/2008 6:53:27 PM

OH WORD!!!

10/7/2008 6:54:02 PM

10/7/2008 6:54:31 PM

outstanding

10/7/2008 6:54:40 PM

10/7/2008 6:54:46 PM

can i has a cougar?

10/7/2008 7:00:48 PM

rawr

[Edited on October 7, 2008 at 7:17 PM. Reason : i'm more of a bobcat ]

10/7/2008 7:17:00 PM

what, like a puma?

10/7/2008 7:29:03 PM

10/7/2008 7:29:09 PM

that's pretty

10/7/2008 7:39:09 PM

Jaguar is where it's at.

10/7/2008 8:39:06 PM

My stepmother recently hired some young guy to work at her credit union


and used the term "Cougar-Meat" . . .

10/7/2008 8:40:25 PM

Quote :

"my girlfriend sniffs my dick when I get home everyday to make sure I haven't been fucking anyone"

don't you people wash your dicks after sex and before putting clothes back on?

10/7/2008 8:44:26 PM

The Graduate is on TCM right now....

10/7/2008 8:44:29 PM

^^ get a sense of humor, fagbox

10/7/2008 8:57:20 PM

well i know you were kidding, but i know some people who are filthy like that.

in fact, one movie i saw had that exact scene: bf comes home, his gf is suspicious, so she starts screaming and accusing him. she says she is going to smell his dick. right there in the house entrance, while still standing, she pulls his pants and underwear down and smells it. she doesn't smell anything, so she says "you probably washed it after foolin around, huh?"

anyway, i am a fagbox, so what would i know?

btw, that just happened to be a black movie (all-black cast). it was pretty funny. actually, i love all-black, or majority-black movies. black people are funny.

10/7/2008 9:02:56 PM

Quote :

"don't you people wash your dicks after sex and before putting clothes back on? "

not always

10/7/2008 9:08:08 PM

It depends I guess. Maybe it's because I'm #000000.
But there have been a few nights where I do the deed, and then go to sleep without washing up. I guess I'll usually make a trip to the bathroom and at least rinse off though

10/7/2008 9:08:20 PM