used to crush on me really hard. she was pretty upset that I didn't take her to prom, tells me that she used to write about me in her diary, got a job where I worked, called me all the time, waited by my locker, blah blah blah

years later, it's the same girl wanting me to come up and visit her. the same girl that told me " you don't know how much I liked you. I wanted you to take my virginity...you wouldn't have even had to try..."


this girl.....

















welp, she's preggo now.

DODGED THAT MOTHA FUCKIN' BULLET!

10/8/2008 1:54:51 PM

well played, sir

10/8/2008 1:55:22 PM

I don't have enough details here to say whether you were right or wrong.

First off, was she hot? Is so, then you may have made a mistake.

Chances are, if you were safe, you could have done her without knocking her up... so basically you screwed yourself out of taking a hot chicks V.

Of course, if she is just so-so or worse, then you did alright...

[Edited on October 8, 2008 at 1:58 PM. Reason : x]

10/8/2008 1:57:56 PM

good job

no pussy is worth a kid

10/8/2008 1:58:25 PM

I mean, she was hot enough I guess. But she was and still is my friend.

I don't fuck my friends. Never have and never will.

I don't see why guys are so hung up on takijg a girl's v card anyway....honestly, I think virgin sex kind of sucked...

10/8/2008 2:00:59 PM

It's more of a status thing.

What if the girl every got famous? You could always pull the "well I took ........ V card" at any bar until the time you die...

[Edited on October 8, 2008 at 2:02 PM. Reason : ^ you didn't say that you were friends with her originally... and I agree]

10/8/2008 2:02:03 PM

^^ ding ding ding...

there is always an issue with pain and fitment etc...

no sir.. its not for me

10/8/2008 2:03:20 PM

aha, I guess so....

I think that if anyone tried to gloat about taking so ans so's virginity....they should be punched in the stomach

[Edited on October 8, 2008 at 2:05 PM. Reason : yep, friend o mine]

10/8/2008 2:03:56 PM

depends is so and so hot??

[Edited on October 8, 2008 at 2:05 PM. Reason : i never met her...]

10/8/2008 2:05:25 PM

doesn't matter

10/8/2008 2:07:13 PM

i was kidding b... women aren't trophies

<3 teh ladies


no really... i do..






seriously

10/8/2008 2:10:53 PM

whatever dude. I've been in your house. I've seen the severed nipples that you nail to your bedframe as trophies

10/8/2008 2:12:34 PM

some friggin friend you are...

10/8/2008 2:13:39 PM

dude, I really liked Crystal

10/8/2008 2:16:13 PM

but those things looked like


the prosthetic is much nicer.

10/8/2008 2:17:15 PM

oh shit I took his V-card!

10/8/2008 2:19:21 PM

*shivers*

10/8/2008 2:19:39 PM

Quote :

"there is always an issue with pain and fitment etc... "

Not necessarily. I was really great friends with this girl in college and we became friends with benefits and I slept with her a few times. Then when we both graduated and moved away, we were just friends again. We still are really good friends, and it's all good.

[Edited on October 8, 2008 at 2:20 PM. Reason : I too, have had sex]

10/8/2008 2:20:25 PM

did i take the joke too far

^ i meant physical.

[Edited on October 8, 2008 at 2:21 PM. Reason : .]

10/8/2008 2:20:29 PM

if you take a V-card- you win. They can't forget about you EVAH

10/8/2008 2:20:51 PM

^ yeah... i remember her name but if i saw her i wouldn't recognize her i bet..

10/8/2008 2:23:22 PM

win what?

win some girl thinking about you all the time?

whoopty fucking doo

10/8/2008 2:23:53 PM

her breath smelled like the inside of a fake leg

10/8/2008 2:27:10 PM

maybe it's cooler if you are taking a guys v-card. lets ask evan.

10/8/2008 2:27:20 PM

how about you shut your fuckin' mouth instead, G.O.D?

10/8/2008 2:29:38 PM

huh?

10/8/2008 2:30:27 PM

hmmm?

10/8/2008 2:32:14 PM

Is virgin sex all that it's cracked up to be?

10/8/2008 2:33:40 PM

oh shit, EMCE is pissed



[Edited on October 8, 2008 at 2:37 PM. Reason : ]

10/8/2008 2:34:06 PM

pizzed

10/8/2008 2:35:10 PM

u mad?

10/8/2008 2:36:01 PM

I give you kissey -make it all better?

10/8/2008 2:38:07 PM

Popcorn popping

10/8/2008 2:39:19 PM

hahahahahah

EMCE WINS!!!!!


to all who played... (G.O.D.)

[Edited on October 8, 2008 at 2:44 PM. Reason : RAMBLE DAMNIT! WE GOTTA CATCH THE LADIES!!! ]

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