I was waiting to turn left, squirrel darted under the car, bamSQUISH.

The thing started twitching, and then spazzing out and whirling around like one of those weasel balls.

He even rolled into the ditch and hit reverse with a quickness, going back into the lane where he was hit.

So I ran him over one more time for good measure (well, not quite. More to kill him ASAP)

I <3 squirrels. They're so cute and lively

10/9/2008 11:31:58 AM

Poor skwerl.

10/9/2008 11:33:20 AM

thatll teach em to ask to see our receipts

10/9/2008 11:33:54 AM

I love squirrels too!

One time I hit one because I swerved to miss him and he swerved too. I cried and had to pull over.

10/9/2008 11:34:04 AM

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"thatll teach em to ask to see our receipts "

INORITE

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"One time I hit one because I swerved to miss him and he swerved too. I cried and had to pull over. "

They do it so often that I quit trying to avoid them. It's much easier for them to avoid you if you hold your course.

My neighborhood is FULL of squirrels.

10/9/2008 11:35:24 AM

I <3 squirrels. They're so cute and lively and tasty

10/9/2008 11:36:01 AM

Hijack: Who cleans up big dead things? There's a dead deer on the side of the road on my way to work that's been there for a few days ...

10/9/2008 11:36:53 AM

buzzards

10/9/2008 11:37:11 AM

WE HAD A DEAL

10/9/2008 11:37:17 AM

One of my mom's aunts love squirrel brains.

So everyone saves the brains for her when they hunt. Mom used to hunt squirrels, too :-\

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"Hijack: Who cleans up big dead things? There's a dead deer on the side of the road on my way to work that's been there for a few days ..."

Just call the DOT or animal control. I'd guess they'll route the job to the appropriate agency. Or, you can just ask them

Last summer, this possum laid in Hammond Rd, by the SECU, for over a week. Obviously, it got worse and worse off as time passed, but it wasn't until it rained that he finally began to go away

[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 11:38 AM. Reason : lkj]

10/9/2008 11:37:37 AM

call 911, they should be able to tell you who comes to clean up big dead things

just don't be specific or they'll get pissed

10/9/2008 11:37:48 AM

i saw one that was still alive driving home one night and wanted to run over it again to put an end to its misery. My friends freaked out and it wasnt my car i was driving so I didn't. Next day i was talkin to vinylbandit and he said he has seen it 2 HOURS earlier. I still feel bad, no telling how long he was lived like that

10/9/2008 12:01:47 PM

I SAW A SQUIRREL GET HIT WHILE I WAS RIDING A MOTORCYCLE A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I THOUGHT "THAT SUCKS, I WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GET HIT BY A CAR."

THEN 5 MINUTES LATER I GOT HIT HEAD ON BY A FUCKING TRUCK.


AS FAR AS

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"twitching, and then spazzing out and whirling around like one of those weasel balls. He even rolled into the ditch and hit reverse with a quickness, going back into the lane where he was hit."

GOES, I SAW A RACCOON START DOING THAT SHIT. I ALSO SAW A GOOSE DO IT ON THE GLENWOOD AVE RAMP THAT GOES TO OUTER 440. I ALSO SAW A RACCOON DOING A LEG TWITCH, IT SEEMED TO BE DEAD AND JUST RHYTHMICALLY PUMPING ONE LEG.

[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 12:06 PM. Reason : ]

10/9/2008 12:06:36 PM

one gone, several million more to go. Good job.

10/9/2008 12:41:43 PM

that is so sad

i love squirrels!!

10/9/2008 12:46:58 PM

kill them all!

10/9/2008 12:48:25 PM

me and ambrosia saw an albino squirrel!

I wish her camera didn't take 10 minutes to put together so she could've gotten a pic

10/9/2008 12:49:36 PM

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"The thing started twitching, and then spazzing out and whirling around"

I saw this the other day, only it was a cat.

10/9/2008 1:10:20 PM

A BABY MEEMAW?!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

10/9/2008 1:12:17 PM

They're still plotting to take over campus.

10/9/2008 1:14:28 PM

I've been a long time advocate that the E101 course project should be to 'creatively catch a squirrel'.

10/9/2008 1:20:23 PM

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"MIRANDA: What pigeon? You drove right onto that squirrel. GEORGE: Squirrel? Well, we have no deal with THEM!"

we have no deal with the squirrels, it was entirely his fault

10/9/2008 1:29:16 PM