My friend's favorite actor did a mobster bit
a lot way back in the day
He even won an Oscar with that Foster chick
But man, I've gotta say

Deniro made a bad choice when he played that Mitch
In Showtime with Eddie Murph-ay
He's really kind of funny but I hate that schtick
In the worst kind of way

A Bronx Tale
and Casino
Taxi Driver was ace!
and man I really liked Wag the Dog
Righteous Kill
Al Pacino
in Heat you were great!
Bobby, boy you done a good job


I guess all his money
Well it wasn't enough
To keep the lame producers at bay
I guess all their money
Well it wasn't enough
Cause Shark Tale was a fucking waste


in Brazil, We're No Angels
I give you an A
and man I really liked Wag the Dog


He sharpened his craft
He worked his hands to the bone
Acting alongside Kathy Bates
I'm sorry De Niro but you're all alone
No one saw Bridge of San Luis Rey

A Bronx Tale
and Casino
Taxi Driver was ace!
and man I really liked Wag the Dog
Righteous Kill
Al Pacino
in Heat you were great!
Bobby, boy you done a good job

10/9/2008 6:53:28 PM

[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 6:54 PM. Reason : lkjfdsa]

10/9/2008 6:54:21 PM

come on you really gotta appreciate my internal rhyme in the 3rd line of the first stanza

10/9/2008 6:57:37 PM

Quote :

"LOOKS LIKE SNEWF IS THIS METRO'S BEST FRIEND SON. DO YOU NEED PREMIUM FOR YOUR ECO FRIENDLY CAR SNEWF? DOES YOUR METRO FRIEND TELL YOU TO DRIFT YOUR METRO CAR SNEWF?"

10/9/2008 6:58:04 PM

I don't have a car

I... uh... ride the metro

10/9/2008 6:59:43 PM

SO YOU LITERALLY DRIFT METRO CARS?!

10/9/2008 7:00:17 PM

I only Tokyo drift them

which means they slide sideways - not up and down

10/9/2008 7:01:38 PM

10/9/2008 7:05:57 PM

okay that's funny

10/9/2008 7:11:52 PM