where the Nazis tell the Jew girl they're going to kill her child if she doesn't suck homeslices cockhe whips it out, and she's like well OKand then it's like HAHAHAHAHA, really, jew mouth on my dick?and they smack that ho if I do recallI just "Googled" to locate the excerpt and I couldn't find it.and I just want to sayYOU HAVE FUCKING FAILED ME GOOGLE[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 6:15 AM. Reason : flesh-colored christs that glow in the dark!]
10/12/2008 6:11:08 AM
You know, if people had told me anecdotes about this book such as that I might have had the motivation to read the giant tome.
10/12/2008 6:14:13 AM
it has its moments
10/12/2008 6:16:34 AM
SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS SON. IS THIS SHINDLER'S LIST WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SON? OR ARE WE TALKING ABOUT WAR AND PEACE SON?
10/12/2008 6:31:51 AM
Nazis in War and Peace? wat?
10/12/2008 6:34:10 AM
^SON
10/12/2008 6:37:57 AM
I am pretty fucking sure this happened, though Google can't confirm it, the skepticism I'm encountering makes me question my recollectionit was one of those crusty old tomes fuckin' A, searching for "jew cock suck" on the internet is worthless, though you guys are definitely right, the timeframe is completely wrong[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 6:46 AM. Reason : help me out here, I want to see this excerpt again :-(]
10/12/2008 6:43:27 AM
ok, it's definitely not War and Peace, but what the fuck is it?jewsnaziscocksuckingI know you guys had to giggle about this in middle school too! it was worth a lot of points on the accelerated reader shit, had jew girls sucking cocks, and... that's all I recall, I'm sorry. throw me a bone here.
10/12/2008 6:52:14 AM
10/12/2008 6:56:17 AM
I am pretty sure it's not Schindler's List, I very distinctly recall reading this in middle school on the AR list and being like and the "Go Ask Alice" diary that was more like... "Dude, go trip acid, really, it's fun!" I can't believe they had shit like that in our library
10/12/2008 7:01:00 AM
^ Must have been a novelization of Schindler's List.
10/12/2008 7:06:25 AM
I have seen fucking Schindler's List and I really, seriously don't recall this occuring anywhere in it. I distinctly recall reading this on page 800-something of some otherwise monumentally lame book, bookmarking it, and being like DUDE, YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SHIT.I don't think I would have such vivid memories about reading A MOVIE and the next person to suggest it was Schindler's List is getting cockwhipped.[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 7:28 AM. Reason : *]
10/12/2008 7:09:51 AM
10/12/2008 7:14:26 AM
screw you guys, I'm going home
10/12/2008 7:18:45 AM
YOU ARE HOME SON. YOU LIVE HERE, REMEMBER?!
10/12/2008 7:22:44 AM
touche
10/12/2008 7:25:19 AM
Here we go:
10/12/2008 7:32:49 AM
well that's an entertaining excerptbut I don't think it's the one I'm looking for
10/12/2008 7:35:08 AM
AS I SAID BEFORE SON:
10/12/2008 7:35:47 AM
^^It's just the soliloquy that Amon Goeth gives while pacing back and forth around the servant girl just before he beats the snot out of her.
10/12/2008 7:36:59 AM
as I said beforeIT IS NOT SCHINDLER'S LISTOr a novelization of it.I can practically remember the cover of the book, it was a brown hardback, like 800 pages, this was fairly near to the end... if my parents hadn't tossed out my Great Big Bin of Books, I could just reach in and answer this! What in the fucking world would ever possess someone to throw out that many books?but seriously, I can't emphasize this enough, THIS WAS NOT FUCKING SCHINDLER'S LIST[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 7:41 AM. Reason : !?!?!?!]
10/12/2008 7:39:22 AM
I CAN USE CRAZY TAGS AND IT IS TOO FROM SCHINDLER'S LIST, FRIEND.Only he doesn't want her to gobble his cock, he just wants to fuck her.]
10/12/2008 7:41:51 AM
So, in other words, it's not what I'm fucking talking about. This was a gang of Nazi soldiers that approached a Jew girl in an ally practically and threatened to kill her child if she didn't suck the commandants junk, and then he was like LOL J FUCKING K. That's not Schindler's List. In fact, it not being Schindler's list doesn't even scrape the surface of the reality that I DISTINCTLY FUCKING RECALL READING AND BOOKMARKING THIS SHIT FOR MY FRIENDS. The title I got wrong, the fact that I read it rather than WATCHED IT AS A MOVIE I did not get wrong. Fucking lay off.[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 7:54 AM. Reason : .]
10/12/2008 7:45:34 AM
This thread is funny.
10/14/2008 6:29:34 AM
I haven't laughed
10/14/2008 6:30:48 AM
I think this guy read it in a book.
10/14/2008 6:37:47 AM
take a lookit's in a book
10/14/2008 6:40:42 AM
So did you figure out the book?
10/22/2008 9:52:11 AM
war and peace is about the Napoleonic wars in Russia numb nuts..........Hitler wasnt even born yet[Edited on October 22, 2008 at 10:18 AM. Reason : .]
10/22/2008 10:17:28 AM
Maybe he means Whore and [a] Piece?[Edited on October 22, 2008 at 10:30 AM. Reason : -]
10/22/2008 10:30:15 AM
Okay, I think you are probably thinking of "War and Remembrance"Though not like the OP will read this again. Didn't realize it was so old. [Edited on October 22, 2008 at 10:33 AM. Reason : .]
10/22/2008 10:32:10 AM
THIS THREAD WAS LSD INDUCED.
10/22/2008 10:33:13 AM
fail
10/22/2008 11:03:18 AM
in retrospect I recalled the book was "war and rememberance"[Edited on October 22, 2008 at 11:30 AM. Reason : hey someone else noticed that too, LOL]
10/22/2008 11:30:22 AM