so i'm by no means an expert on these things, but ive used my fair share with my lady friends, never the solo type, and they definitely don't make them all equal

so i went to priscilla's a while ago and i just thought id surprise her with a vibrating cock sleeve. we've just the vibrating cock ring but that didnt last more than an hour and thought if it died quick it would at least still be something new and exciting since the whole thing is studded. well i bought two different types and got home and we tried them on.

NEITHER fits. now this would be shocking if i was like 12 inches like EMCE but i'm just an average-to-little guy. nothing remarkable going on down there. and these things were at the point of ripping, meanwhile i'm literally trying to stuff it in there like a thanksgiving turkey and i'm not exaggerating when i say nothing is more unsexy than having two unpatient horny people try to make this work.

/my little story

10/15/2008 5:45:27 PM

Paging Metricula...

10/15/2008 5:46:05 PM

can't wait to see my name show up in this thread

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/15/2008 5:47:44 PM

isn't the point of a cock ring to make your cock engorged with blood? So it is going to be really tight? I don't have first hand experience, but this is what I have gathered from the internetz.

10/15/2008 5:50:36 PM

SURPRISE! Sexual stimulation stuff made for the "little guy"!

10/15/2008 5:51:44 PM

so you were actually trying to share a cockbag with another dude?

10/15/2008 5:52:25 PM

^ lol, wut? where did another dude come from?

^^yeah but its made for like the littlest of little guys, i didnt see an asian or anything on there to let me know the average male couldnt try it

[Edited on October 15, 2008 at 5:53 PM. Reason : df]

10/15/2008 5:52:49 PM

Yeah, I've been talking for months about getting a new vibrator. The one I have is a little too big and rigid for me.

10/15/2008 5:55:26 PM

Quote :

"nothing is more unsexy than having two unpatient horny people try to make this work"

10/15/2008 5:57:12 PM

Quote :

"thought id surprise her with a vibrating cock sleeve"

10/15/2008 5:58:15 PM

has anyone on here tried that trojan condom vibrating thingy?

10/15/2008 5:58:19 PM

I got one of these nearly 29 years ago and I'll rate it a 9/10

10/15/2008 5:58:58 PM

it sucks, lasts two minutes

then again so do i

10/15/2008 5:59:14 PM

i need a new vibrator too. mine is just too loud. i don't want my neighbors to know my masturbatory habits and when i use it with my partner the deafening sound kinda kills the mood.

10/15/2008 6:00:01 PM

^^isn't it for chicks?

^^^my hands aren't big enough and my fingers aren't long enough to do an effective job

[Edited on October 15, 2008 at 6:00 PM. Reason : ]

10/15/2008 6:00:03 PM

when i say ive tried things, i mean ive tried them with me and a female

its in the OP

10/15/2008 6:01:51 PM

sounds like you should find someone to do it for you.

10/15/2008 6:02:04 PM

Elements of a successful sex toy review:

- material
- dimensions
- proper names and/or link
- brief, non-explicit description of how it was used
- strengths and failures (you've got this one covered)

Material is very important, as not only will it clue the reader into the quality of the toy, but also as well whether or not they should continue reading. A good many people can only use glass, silicone, or metal.
Dimensions matters more often with some toys than others. 0.25" matters much less with a toy like you've mentioned than with, say, a buttplug.
Proper names, so that you're reader can google the product about which you're talking
Description of activities is also a case-by-case. This is where you add in the pros and cons. Like, say, if a handle is hard to grip, or toy pops out too easily, or if you find the tool is a swiss army knife for the bedroom

Also, I'm guessing that these were probably jelly toys. Stay the hell away from those.

Quote :

"isn't the point of a cock ring to make your cock engorged with blood? So it is going to be really tight? "

He's not talking about a cock ring.
He's talking about something more like this

I think I <3 thegoodlock, because it dawned on me last night that I probably should made a perpetual sex toy thread.

m2c and tutularoo, what vibes do you all use? I can happily recommend some good ones for you

[Edited on October 15, 2008 at 6:07 PM. Reason : lkdj]

10/15/2008 6:06:58 PM

Quote :

"has anyone on here tried that trojan condom vibrating thingy?"

They work just like they say. Only 1 use, maybe 2 if you cum early.

10/15/2008 6:07:54 PM

Oh yeah

As for that ...get it once, just to go ahead and get the curiosity out of your system.

10/15/2008 6:08:51 PM

i will post according to ambrosia's criteria in a few days when i get back home

meanwhile id like to know if there are some really good toys to recommend for couples, and on the cheap?

10/15/2008 6:10:19 PM

'toys for couples' is a REALLY broad category

10/15/2008 6:12:03 PM

Quote :

"yeah but its made for like the littlest of little guys, i didnt see an asian or anything on there to let me know the average male couldnt try it."

You misunderstood me, I think.

10/15/2008 6:12:36 PM

i just thought of another

its called Clone-A-Dick, i thought it would be nice to give her a vibrator in the shape of me

well i can only give a short review saying its hard, excuse the pun, as shit to make because you literally have a window of like 30 seconds to get the mold on or you just wasted your money and so my first try was unsuccesful. id be willing to try again but buy two just in case.

10/15/2008 6:15:14 PM

you can be broad in your suggestions, i'm willing to try almost anything once

just dont butthurt me

i think i like bondage

[Edited on October 15, 2008 at 6:18 PM. Reason : f]

10/15/2008 6:16:45 PM

ambrosia...I have the rabbit...Most of the time I am too concerned about the potential pain to enjoy it. It's very rigid so it really only goes in one way and I usually am bracing myself for any pain that may come because of this and because it's too big. At the end there are times when I don't want to take it out if it's in there deep because there's one spot (I assume where the head joins the rest) that is even wider, and goes through a spot that is most certainly tighter than the rest.

Recommendations?

10/15/2008 6:17:18 PM

^^^^^^



I think this thing was like $20 or so.


[Edited on October 15, 2008 at 6:18 PM. Reason : ^ You make me want to make the sex with you.]

[Edited on October 15, 2008 at 6:19 PM. Reason : whoops! one ^ too many!]

10/15/2008 6:17:29 PM

Quote :

"Most of the time I am too concerned about the potential pain to enjoy it. It's very rigid so it really only goes in one way and I usually am bracing myself for any pain that may come because of this and because it's too big. At the end there are times when I don't want to take it out if it's in there deep because there's one spot (I assume where the head joins the rest) that is even wider, and goes through a spot that is most certainly tighter than the rest. Recommendations? "

Yes. Either the hitachi magic wand or the accuvibe (the accuvibe's high speed is roughly equivalent to the HMW's low speed, FYI), and a good dildo. I'd recommend glass or steel.

njoy toys are excellently done. (as are many others, but I'm linking them here because you'd probably like the perfect eleven, or the pure wand.

10/15/2008 6:21:12 PM

^^

^isn't glass or steel going to be more rigid?

10/15/2008 6:23:01 PM

Yes

10/15/2008 6:25:13 PM

The Fukuoku Finger Tip Massager ranks pretty high in my book. For solo or partner use.

http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=1-2-AJ-BE02&ref=gla356&src=gv&mref=toy-4497284

10/15/2008 6:27:58 PM

but that means that I could only be really slow and careful with it else I'm gonna jab it into something in there... no?

10/15/2008 6:28:50 PM

ahahahahaha.

ok, sorry.

no, you are not going to "jam it into something"

10/15/2008 6:32:59 PM

don't listen to her, you're gonna break a gear or something in there!

forget children!

10/15/2008 6:34:30 PM

Quote :

"but that means that I could only be really slow and careful with it else I'm gonna jab it into something in there... no?"

No...?

I think you would benefit from some masturbatory re-education, and a new approach to getting off.

Yes, it's hard. So is a penis.
You're not going to accidentally force a toy through your cervix or into your urethra, so I'm not really understanding what your concern is.

10/15/2008 6:35:04 PM

this isnt meant as an insult but i imagine ambrosia spent a good amount freshman year making sure all the other girls in the dorm were "educated" about their orgasms

i actually dated that girl my freshman year which meant everyone in the dorm knew my dirty laundry

10/15/2008 6:37:16 PM

If you're unable to get your finger into your cervix, I doubt that you're going to get a dildo or vibrator in there.

And you shouldn't be able to get a finger into your cervix unless you have practiced or you're in labor.

10/15/2008 6:37:18 PM

ambrosia- HALP!

the vibrator i am currently using is a left over from a clone a dick project gone wrong. because it's meant to be inside a cloned dick it only vibrates at a pleasurable rate when the batteries start to die.

before that i had my favorite egg vibrator. that thing worked like a charm except my hands cramped up after extended sessions. also it was hard to grip when used during sex. it died from over use a couple of months ago, and i've been using the aforementioned piece ever since.

my ex bought me a rabbit vibrator, and i found the rotating head unnatural and the shaft was just too big.

the first vibrator i bought was meant to be a g spot stimulator but really did nothing for me. i've never had a g spot orgasm, and if a man doesn't have the patience/skill, then i have no problem having my first from something battery operated.

so help me find a vibrator that isn't too loud or only pleasurable when the batteries are starting to die, doesn't give me hand cramps or slip out of my fingers during doggy style, isn't too big or have too many "bells and whistles", and maybe makes me have a g spot orgasm???

10/15/2008 6:37:24 PM

lol set em up

10/15/2008 6:38:40 PM

how many people out of five actually have sex toys

10/15/2008 6:38:46 PM

i've bought one and used it (on a female partner, not myself), though i am not currently in possession of it.

10/15/2008 6:41:15 PM

cone

10/15/2008 6:41:59 PM

TuTuLaRoo needs the Swiss Army Knife of vibrators.

10/15/2008 6:43:56 PM

my vagina is very particular *shrugs*

10/15/2008 6:46:39 PM

yes a dick is 'hard' but it has some give...steel would eliminate that give and let's say for instance I'm sitting on a guy's dick...it's going to fit into whatever space is available...but with steel, if it doesn't fit, it's gonna hurt. Plus...I like the feeling of a real dick over glass or steel. So what do you recommend in that category. I too don't want bells and whistles and I don't know if one kind is better for another, but I find that most of the time I have to do it lying on my back and while this is the only real way I've ever climaxed with a real dick (it involves my legs being straight up or bent back towards my head with my ass up a bit in the air....) it doesn't work the same when I'm by myself.

10/15/2008 6:48:50 PM

Quote :

"this isnt meant as an insult but i imagine ambrosia spent a good amount freshman year making sure all the other girls in the dorm were "educated" about their orgasms"

<3

I didn't even live in a dorm freshman year. And I didn't become outwardly perverted til I started dating zorthage. Everyone thought I was a prude

Tutularoo...I'm gonna go ahead and say this up front: I dislike insertable vibrators. A good one is hard to find, and not only is it easier to create the perfect vibrating insertable with an external vibe, then you have two solid sex toys in your repertoire.
My other disclaimer is that most of my recommendations will probably be shockingly pricey to most of you: I have expensive taste to start with, and have had TERRIBLE experiences with phtlalates, which means I strongly prefer silicone, glass, or metal. Acrylic is another option, with just about ALL the positive traits of glass, but without the fragility. These aren't cheap materials.
My other disclaimer is that I never use a vibe for anything other than external stimulation. There are simply other cups of tea which I prefer far more. So, I'm not the best person to ask about, when it comes to vibrating dildos. Especially ones meant to get you off via vibration, instead of in-and-out.


So, like for m2c, my recommendation is a good dildo*, and a vibe. But...you have asked for a quiet one, so I suggest the accuvibe. A HMW is loud, and gets louder with age. How quiet are you wanting? Use-it-in-the-same-room-as-someone-sleeping-quiet, or just not having a jet engine twist your legs?
When you want internal vibrations, then you can simply hold said vibe against dildo, and be happy.

As far as a Gspot...how much reading have you done on giving yourself one? Once I knew what I was doing (pre-sex toy), it became so much easier to create one with toys.
One vibrating internal toy I've been lusting after is http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/fun-factory-dinky-digger-vibrator--yellowthe little digger
I've actually read many, many, many good things about Fun Factory toys, and their toys have a prominent spot on my sex wish list. So...I guess that's a recommendation? (You too, m2c)

Quote :

"yes a dick is 'hard' but it has some give...steel would eliminate that give and let's say for instance I'm sitting on a guy's dick...it's going to fit into whatever space is available...but with steel, if it doesn't fit, it's gonna hurt."

Penises are not silly putty, and they don't mold to every crevice they find. They. Are. Hard. (Thank god).

Are you talking girth or depth problems? Because some toys (especially the njoy toys like I linked about, and say, a glass dildo) are not meant to be inserted completely into you - some of that length is meant as a handle. I mean, there's enough there to take it deep with some enthusiastic thrusting if you want, but there's no reason you should be inserting anything more than is comfortable.

We are talking about vaginas, right? And not anuses?

(PS: firefox things vaginas is a misspelling.
If it's a girth problem...these are not monster toys. Do you use lube?

*my criteria for what makes a good dildo: versatile (i.e., can be used for a pleasurable, slow orgasm, or a hard, fast one, or a gspot)
easy to clean
girthy, but not overly so
easy to hold on to even when wet
a slight bulge, if there's not a head present
if it's textured, it's useful texture
long-lasting and quality

[Edited on October 15, 2008 at 7:03 PM. Reason : lkj]

[Edited on October 15, 2008 at 7:04 PM. Reason : words]

10/15/2008 7:01:29 PM

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/02/how-to-green-your-sex-life.php

10/16/2008 1:00:08 PM

SOOOOOO

someone recommend me a cockring/sleeve/equivalent

I'm making a trip to Priscilla's this Saturday evening with the gf

10/16/2008 1:03:36 PM

a few years back a girl and i tried a vibrating cock ring. it was the one where we both controlled a separate vibrator, she controlled the one on top to stimulate her clit and i controlled the one on the bottom at my nuts.

about 2 minutes in i cranked it all the way up and she screamed and flew across the room. it was pretty awesome.

later she left me for her highschool crush and was knocked up 2 weeks later. not my bastard. true story.

10/16/2008 1:03:44 PM

Ok Mr. Joshua....that almost made me pee my pants!!!! hahahahaha

10/16/2008 1:21:24 PM