...do you pull the part of the toilet paper that is exposed off and throw it away? I always pull at leat 3ft off the roll. i don't want any public bathroom funk on my butt.

10/16/2008 1:08:02 AM

lol you cant be serious dog

10/16/2008 1:08:38 AM

hey man, you gotta do what ya gotta do

10/16/2008 1:09:32 AM

10/16/2008 1:11:14 AM

I don't accept your premise.

10/16/2008 1:11:59 AM

I hover over toilets and use do get rid of the exposed paper. Ewww, public restrooms.

10/16/2008 1:12:08 AM

this guy is like the biggest pussy in the world

10/16/2008 1:13:39 AM

glad someone agrees. i used to hover, now i put some tp down on the seat, unless i know the bathroom.

which brings up another point: is it acceptable to used the exposed part of the tp to make the ass gasket? trying to be more green, ya know.

10/16/2008 1:13:43 AM

i hated public restrooms with a passion


then i experienced public restrooms in asia.


i feel pretty happy to live in the us.

10/16/2008 1:14:18 AM

hahaha

you people

10/16/2008 1:15:10 AM

hey pilgrimshoes are you in asia? lolololol

10/16/2008 1:15:20 AM

if there are no drops of piss, shit streaks, vomit or errant pubes on the seat it is okay to sit on

god damn it

10/16/2008 1:15:42 AM

I goatse my asshole apart and dip my butt in the water just to get my immune system up...

10/16/2008 1:16:16 AM

^^

10/16/2008 1:16:59 AM

hahahahah

10/16/2008 1:17:42 AM

Quote :

"I goatse my asshole apart and dip my butt in the water just to get my immune system up..."

loooooool

10/16/2008 1:17:44 AM

i try to avoid splash if at all possible. it doesn't really bother me until a drop kamikazes directly for the opening. then i get concerned.

10/16/2008 1:18:31 AM

seriously

why are you such a little bitch about taking a dump?

do you really think that the TOILET SEAT is the most unsanitary part of the process?

I mean there is actual SHIT coming out of you

10/16/2008 1:20:24 AM

yeah but that's my shit and i know where it came from

10/16/2008 1:21:02 AM

i think your taking this thread a little too seriously.

10/16/2008 1:21:42 AM

I think you don't know how to take a proper dump and go about it like a 12 year old rich girl

do you get pee-shy too?

10/16/2008 1:22:50 AM

^

take a shit like a man

10/16/2008 1:23:16 AM

I always stick my feet under the wall and tap to see if I can get some play.

10/16/2008 1:23:17 AM

Quote :

"do you really think that the TOILET SEAT is the most unsanitary part of the process? I mean there is actual SHIT coming out of you"

haha

10/16/2008 1:23:25 AM

one time i ran out of tp and used crumpled up pages from a magazine...not the best feeling

10/16/2008 1:24:08 AM

i used kleenex once. you would think it would be softer than tp. not so.

10/16/2008 1:25:36 AM

better than paper towels though

tp>kleenex>paper towel>crumpled up magazine pages

10/16/2008 1:26:25 AM

I only use sandpaper.

[Edited on October 16, 2008 at 1:27 AM. Reason : One time I had to use a pineapple though.]

10/16/2008 1:27:03 AM

i mean, i'll definitely wipe the seat off if there's stuff on it

but god damn

I carry sticks pinecones and scrape my ass off.


[Edited on October 16, 2008 at 1:28 AM. Reason : I save the pine cones for future visits.]

10/16/2008 1:27:12 AM

10/16/2008 1:28:14 AM

I carry receipts in my wallet not because I keep tax records or a balanced check book

nope, they are just in case there is no asspaper

10/16/2008 1:29:02 AM

burlap ftw

10/16/2008 1:29:18 AM

I use cash for that. Cause I'm baller as fuck, yo.

10/16/2008 1:29:32 AM

haha at snewf

[Edited on October 16, 2008 at 1:31 AM. Reason : ^light my blunts with 100 dolla bills yo]

10/16/2008 1:31:41 AM

the worst is a public toilet with a light timer that's too short

there's an illogical panic that sets over you at first

then you reliaze that you're alone anyways so just swing the door back and forth

but this realization comes after at least 5 futile attempts at trippin the sensor with balls of tp you're slingin over the walls

10/16/2008 1:35:19 AM

lol. that's a funny mental image to visualize a dude taking shit in the dark throwing toilet paper balls at the door

10/16/2008 1:36:39 AM

yeah that shit's hilarious.

10/16/2008 1:36:59 AM

i never understood why people take such long dumps/read in the bathroom/etc


it never takes me more than like 3 minutes to shit/wipe/flush....ya sit down, it comes out, you wipe, and flush...

10/16/2008 1:38:07 AM

i know people who have to get naked to take shits.

10/16/2008 1:40:30 AM

^Why?

10/16/2008 1:40:55 AM

Mr. Joshua takes his shirt off

i have no idea why i just remembered him posting that once

10/16/2008 1:41:29 AM

shit sometimes i get naked too...that only adds like 20 seconds...almost always take off my lower half of clothes

10/16/2008 1:41:47 AM

I guess he shits out of his chest.

10/16/2008 1:41:56 AM

i guess it's a comfort factor or maybe they wear long shirts and are afraid of getting the shirt tail dirty?

10/16/2008 1:45:34 AM

hmmmm...maybe thats why my dookies are faster...i can stretch my legs out more cause my pants/boxers are not around my ankles restricting movement

10/16/2008 1:46:49 AM

^

10/16/2008 1:54:39 AM

its a long careful process

1.make sure toilet seat is dry and shit free, if not find another
2.pull off first foot of toilet paper and flush it down the toilet
3.mummify the seat with 2 layers of toilet paper to form a U (wethebest)


ready to go

10/16/2008 2:05:37 AM

Quote :

"By Elizabeth Landau CNN ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- Most of us have them -- the personal ritual to deal with the "ick" of a public bathroom: wiping the seat with toilet paper, using a paper seat cover or even rolling up several pieces of toilet paper to create a thicker barrier between the skin and ... the unknown. Public bathrooms may be teeming with bacteria, but the toilet seat is probably safe for sitting. But the toilet seat is actually the cleanest part of the bathroom, one expert says. Charles Gerba, a microbiologist at the University of Arizona who has studied restrooms and other germ-infested environments for more than 20 years, says that because of the care people take when they're about to sit, other parts of the bathroom are much more prone to delivering bacterial infections. "One of the cleanest things in the bathrooms we find are the toilet seats," Gerba said. "I'd put my fanny on it any time -- unless it's wet; then you'd want to wipe it first." -skips part of story- But there is hope. Here are hygiene helpers: Wash your hands Yes, it's basic. But, in general, washing your hands is the most effective action you can take to prevent bacterial infections from a public bathroom, experts say. "You can remove all gastrointestinal and respiratory infection bacteria by washing hands," said Judy Daly, clinical microbiologist at the University of Utah and spokesperson for the Clean Hands Campaign. "Seventeen seconds of a little bit of friction, water and soap will really mediate bacteria." The American Society for Microbiology, which sponsors the Clean Hands Campaign, found in a study last year that about 77 percent of men and women washed their hands in public restrooms, down 6 percent from 2005. The observational study also found that women washed their hands more than men. "It's such an easy intervention," Daly said. "If you get it to be a habit for a 30-day period, it's something you do automatically." Use automatic devices Recent bathroom additions like automatic hands-free faucets and paper towel dispensers diminish contact between your hands and bathroom items that may bear bacteria, Bernstein said. Don't let your belongings touch the floor Gerba's research found that the highest concentration of germs in a public bathroom are on the floor, the outside of the sanitary napkin disposal and the sink and water taps. When Gerba looked at women's purses, he found that one-third of them had fecal bacteria on the bottom. Make sure you hang your shoulder bag on a hook. If none is available, some people swear by hanging the strap around their necks. Use the first stall The middle stall of a public restroom usually has the most bacteria because people use it the most. "I guess people like company," Gerba said. The first stall will probably be cleaner. Recognize the best and the worst As a rule, the cleanest toilets are usually in hospitals, because they use disinfectants heavily, but the worst are in airports and airplanes, Gerba said. The small size of airplane bathrooms, including the sinks themselves, make it hard for people to wash their hands -- in fact, Gerba's study found a thin layer of E. coli in an airplane bathroom. As for the airports themselves, "In the men's room at Chicago O'Hare, I don't think the toilet seat ever gets cold," Gerba said. Don't hold back It's fine for a woman to hover over the toilet seat if she doesn't want to sit down, but if she doesn't empty her bladder completely, she's at risk for a urinary infection, Bernstein said. "You may be doing yourself more harm than good," she said. Along the same lines, you can develop urinary infections from "holding it in" too long just because you don't want to use a particular facility. Better in a public stall than not at all. Put it in perspective Although the bathroom seems like a nasty place, the possible infections from the dreaded stall are no different from the ones you can get anywhere else in public. "They're the same bugs we transmit shaking hands," Bernstein said. "People are more freaked out about restrooms, but the same thing applies anywhere in public." After all that research -- he's had the cops called on him while prowling around bathroom floors -- Gerba has no problem with sitting down on public toilets. But Bernstein still uses one or two seat covers, "because of what my mother taught me," she said. "

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/10/03/bathroom.hygiene/

10/16/2008 8:07:45 AM

I onced dropped a load in a "mens establishment" in selma that had no stalls at all. NO STALLS. Just a few pissers and a shitter. turns out they didn't have any TP either. I got some fucked up looks when people walked in and i'm sitting on the toilet while they were pissing. oh well. I just manned the fuck up and did it because I had to shit.

[Edited on October 16, 2008 at 8:12 AM. Reason : ]

10/16/2008 8:10:17 AM

here is the deal people ... the more you baby yourself (and your children) the weaker your immune system will be.... i

*make sure the seat is dry
* put down a landing pad so i don't splash toilet water on my ass

other then that i'm good.

10/16/2008 8:13:22 AM