but is it so fun that you have to do it at 3:30 in the fucking morning? on a squeaky bed? banging the headboard into the wall? for half a fucking hour?

i hate apartments.

10/17/2008 4:21:52 PM

yes

10/17/2008 4:22:14 PM

YES

10/17/2008 4:22:36 PM

you are boy with stick


use it

10/17/2008 4:22:42 PM

ARE YOUR METRO NEIGHBORS GOING AT IT AGAIN?

10/17/2008 4:23:00 PM

tell them they have two choices
they can either let you join in or be more respectful

10/17/2008 4:27:59 PM

3:00am is sexy time. amirite, qntmken?

10/17/2008 4:28:35 PM

Uh dude...

I'm not implying anything here


But that seriously sounds like something a virgin would say.

10/17/2008 4:28:51 PM

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"tell them they have two choices they can either let you join in or be more respectful"

LOL

10/17/2008 4:30:04 PM

More liek 2 min sexin, 28 min extreme cuddlin

10/17/2008 4:30:30 PM

yes, it is most certainly something you have to do at 3:30am...a squeaky bed and headboard wall-banging are optional, but very much encouraged

10/17/2008 4:30:51 PM

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"for half a fucking hour?"

That's weak

10/17/2008 4:31:17 PM

^

10/17/2008 4:31:35 PM

You're just lucky I'm not your neighbor

10/17/2008 4:33:50 PM

headboard wall-banging for 30 minutes does not indicate weak...if either can't get off in 30 minutes, they should see a doctor

FOREPLAY, DO YOU HAS IT?

10/17/2008 4:35:04 PM

It's not like he's listening to music, the fun to noise ratio here is way higher. I wouldn't turn down sex because it was 3:30 am if i was up for it otherwise, but then i might do something to keep the headboard from banging.

10/17/2008 4:36:23 PM

it's not a matter of being able to get off in 30 minutes, it's a matter of wanting to.

10/17/2008 4:36:52 PM

^^^maybe they both got off at seperate times, more than once

10/17/2008 4:37:33 PM

Yeah, I never really understood the bragging about being able to go for ever and ever. I think most of us actually can if we wanted to (especially if drinking before) but much past :30 of actual hitting it just starts to make one or both parties sore...

10/17/2008 4:37:41 PM

I'm gonna go with yes

10/17/2008 4:37:55 PM

^^ get with an older chick, and you'll understand. Longevity is VERY important to them.

10/17/2008 4:39:39 PM

Cougar Huntin'

10/17/2008 4:40:21 PM

^^ YES WE ALL KNOW YOU LIKE ELDERLY WOMEN.


NO NEED TO KEEP TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT IT SON.

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 4:40 PM. Reason : ]

10/17/2008 4:40:41 PM

I WOULDNT CALL YOUR MOM ELDERLY SON

10/17/2008 4:41:11 PM

I too have had sex

10/17/2008 4:43:13 PM

I WOULD CONSIDER HER TO BE SON.

BUT WE KNOW YOU HAVE NO SHAME WHEN IT COMES TO FUCKING ELDERLY WOMEN SON.

10/17/2008 4:44:02 PM

Granny needs lovin' too

10/17/2008 4:44:37 PM

Quote :

"YES"

10/17/2008 4:48:07 PM

Yes

10/17/2008 4:50:49 PM

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10/17/2008 4:55:19 PM

I hear this all the time. I want a house...

10/17/2008 4:55:25 PM

in the process of searching for that bambam pic, i came across this one, which more accurately describes my situation

10/17/2008 5:04:58 PM

once you're married, you will realize you will take it when you can get it

3 am or 3 pm

10/17/2008 5:06:32 PM

i'm not married, and i'll take it when i can get it

granted, after the first year of dating or so, you don't do it as often, but i certainly never said "no"

like...ever

10/17/2008 5:09:01 PM