apply below, and I will begin the screening process

10/17/2008 5:11:12 PM

oh, i'll volunteer for anything, no matter what it is!

10/17/2008 5:12:04 PM

alright then. question 1:

are you male or female?

10/17/2008 5:12:28 PM

me! me!

10/17/2008 5:13:10 PM

http://www.trianglehelpwanted.com

10/17/2008 5:13:41 PM

i will volunteer

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 5:16 PM. Reason : i'm poopin]

10/17/2008 5:13:55 PM

alright, quagmire appears to be taking too long

TofE, are you male or female?

10/17/2008 5:14:06 PM

I WILL VOLUNTEER

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 5:16 PM. Reason : I'M POOPIN!]

10/17/2008 5:15:54 PM

TofE appears to be taking too long to respond

Evan, are you male or female?

10/17/2008 5:16:33 PM

i am male.

10/17/2008 5:16:59 PM

question 2, what is your approximate age (in years)?

10/17/2008 5:17:32 PM

what's the job?

10/17/2008 5:18:26 PM

twenty.

10/17/2008 5:18:50 PM

question 3, on a scale of (low)1 to 10(high), how would you rate yourself on sexual experience?

10/17/2008 5:20:02 PM

about a 9

10/17/2008 5:21:18 PM

with men: 7.5 - 8

with women: 4

10/17/2008 5:21:41 PM

-2

10/17/2008 5:22:02 PM

question 4, what is your sexual orientation?

10/17/2008 5:22:16 PM

evan appears to be taking too long to respond

twoozles, are you male or female?

10/17/2008 5:25:31 PM

i'm 80% homo

10/17/2008 5:25:49 PM

twoozles appears to be taking too long to respond

GREEN JAY, are you male or female?

10/17/2008 5:27:43 PM

im sorry i dont understand the question

10/17/2008 5:29:14 PM

EMCE appears to be taking too long to respond

GREEN JAY, are you norwegian or swedish?

10/17/2008 5:29:37 PM

GREEN JAY appears to be taking too long to respond

I need a new volunteer. apply below, and I will begin the screening process

10/17/2008 5:30:11 PM

I WILL VOLUNTEER

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 5:16 PM. Reason : I'M POOPIN!]

10/17/2008 5:30:47 PM

oh dag i'll do it

10/17/2008 5:31:27 PM

you had your chance evan, but I will give you another one since I'm a nice person...

are you currently at work?

10/17/2008 5:32:38 PM

volunteer y0

10/17/2008 5:32:52 PM

no, i left about an hour ago

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 5:33 PM. Reason : .]

10/17/2008 5:33:01 PM

I'm sorry evan, but your answer to question 4 has disqualified you from this activity. thank you for your attempt to participate

bitchplease, are you male or female?

10/17/2008 5:34:02 PM

yes

10/17/2008 5:34:03 PM

female

10/17/2008 5:34:45 PM

bitchplease, question 2,
what is your approximate age (in years)?

10/17/2008 5:35:43 PM

22

10/17/2008 5:36:41 PM

bitchplease, question 3, on a scale of (low)1 to 10(high), how would you rate yourself on sexual experience?

10/17/2008 5:37:05 PM

hmm. 8.

10/17/2008 5:38:20 PM

bitchplease, question 4, what is your sexual orientation?

10/17/2008 5:38:40 PM

1 million

10/17/2008 5:38:44 PM

SLUT

10/17/2008 5:38:48 PM

bisexual

^NOT GOING TO DISAGREE WITH YOU THERE

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 5:39 PM. Reason : .]

10/17/2008 5:39:29 PM

bitchplease, question 5, are you currently at work?

10/17/2008 5:39:55 PM

oh, i'll volunteer for anything, no matter what it is!

10/17/2008 5:40:01 PM

^^^LOL

10/17/2008 5:40:25 PM

no

10/17/2008 5:40:29 PM

for what ?

10/17/2008 5:40:50 PM

I'm sorry bitchplease, but your answers to questions 1 and 4 hav disqualified you from this activity. thank you for your attempt to participate

H8R
are you male or female?

10/17/2008 5:41:35 PM

male

10/17/2008 5:41:56 PM

H8R, question 2, what is your approximate age (in years)?

10/17/2008 5:42:24 PM

OH SHIT H8R IS FINALLY GOING TO ADMIT HOW OLD HE IS

10/17/2008 5:42:26 PM

10/17/2008 5:42:45 PM