IF I HEAR ANY MORE PALIN ON TV

RUFFLE FEATHERS

MAVERICK

HIRED BY THE PEOPLE

:head explodes:

10/21/2008 4:02:52 PM

Hi stud! I advise you to surrender imediately or I'll have to use a pick up line. My mother read your page and is interested in dating you. Sorry, she's not into booty calls.She's sick of the bar scene and would like to meet someone down-to-earth, not a player. She also wants to meet someone in order to share new adventures. She'd try anything once! I think you'll like her a lot. She's open-minded and good-looking. Don't believe me though, ask her for a picture.I hope you'll write back!

10/21/2008 4:04:16 PM

MY HEARS

10/21/2008 4:06:35 PM

10/21/2008 4:06:58 PM

MY HEARS

I CANT FEEL MY HEARS

10/21/2008 4:07:27 PM

MY HEARS

10/21/2008 5:15:43 PM

what?

10/21/2008 8:23:20 PM

COULD YOU TYPE LOUDER, i CAN'T HEARS YOU!!!!

10/21/2008 8:32:09 PM

do what now?

10/21/2008 8:38:12 PM

I CANT'T HEARS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/21/2008 8:38:48 PM

i think something's wrong with my hears.

10/21/2008 8:39:34 PM

HOLY CRAP MY HEARS ARE GONNA BLEED

10/21/2008 8:57:42 PM

:barfs:

10/22/2008 10:53:15 PM

:HEARS:

10/22/2008 11:08:04 PM