My new Indian roommate needs a 2 by 2 hand job for her international student employee initiation. She also doesn't drive and has asked me to take her to cvs in the morning to get a hand job because she needs it by tomorrow. Do they even do this at cvs? I would just give the hand job myself but i'm out of lotion/lube.

Better yet, is there a place on campus she can get a hand job? I'd rather not wake up before my 1:30 class.

-ok she's going to kinkos. apparently they do hand jobs there. i don't have to wake up at 11!

10/22/2008 12:51:07 PM

is it still called a hand job if the woman is receiving? i don't think so

10/22/2008 12:51:47 PM

fail

10/22/2008 12:52:25 PM

BOOM! Handjob!

10/22/2008 12:54:13 PM

http://www.ehow.com/how_2123810_give-hand-job-woman.html

tep1
Start with the breasts. Women enjoy sexual foreplay and do not experience it in the same way as men do. Take time to play with the nipples and other erogenous zones.
Step2
Lightly rub abound the pubic area and listen for cues from the woman when you touch a place that is too sensitive. You are looking for a place that you can stimulate without actually touching the place that is engorged.
Step3
Feel for a hard nub just above the ****oris. This will get larger as the woman becomes aroused.
Step4
Start slowly rubbing this node in a circular motion, gradually increasing speed. Change the action to back and forth and establish a rhythm. Move one or two fingers back and forth rapidly and evenly. You will feel the woman begin to tense up. She may straighten her legs at this point.
Step5
Listen for a loud moan or a scream, at which point you can safely assume that she has reached orgasm. Stop rubbing when she stops moaning. She will most likely collapse or go limp at this point, very similar to a man's behavior after orgasm.

10/22/2008 12:54:48 PM

well, there you go, then!

10/22/2008 12:55:28 PM

10/22/2008 1:01:04 PM

For a girl, fingering is the correct term but hand jobs for girl or guy are terrible...just suck it or fuck imo

10/22/2008 1:09:09 PM

seriously

10/22/2008 1:11:17 PM

yeah, i gotta go with crackmonkey on this one

10/22/2008 1:13:08 PM

neverminddddddd

[Edited on October 22, 2008 at 1:19 PM. Reason : ]

10/22/2008 1:18:17 PM

I too have given myself a handjob, too man times in fact

10/22/2008 2:37:39 PM

guess i cant post NSFW pics in here either or Omar will get me huh Gunzz?

10/22/2008 2:38:58 PM

ima give myself a hand job right the fuck now

10/22/2008 2:39:11 PM

^fire crotch

10/22/2008 2:40:16 PM

you can post anything you want in chit chat.

10/22/2008 2:41:05 PM

no you cant smath, my shit got deleted yesterday

10/23/2008 7:52:28 AM

Quote :

"For a girl, fingering is the correct term but hand jobs for girl or guy are terrible...just suck it or fuck imo"

Obviously never dated a woman who has intense g-spot orgasms. I think fingering can be much better for some women than handjobs can be for pretty much any guys. Plus, you can combine oral and fingering on women. Just make sure you shave AND check those cuticles- nothing like distracting prickly pain inside and out to ruin the mood for her.

10/23/2008 8:49:07 AM

This kind of hand job?

10/23/2008 8:49:10 AM

Ah yeah, it sucks when you're about to get one and then you just get "broken link symbol" instead. That's like someone saying they're going to give you a blow job and then they just um... blow like they're blowing out candles.

10/23/2008 8:55:35 AM

IS SHE HOT SON?

10/23/2008 8:59:00 AM

^

Quote :

"My new Indian roommate "

[NO]

10/23/2008 9:01:33 AM

YOU DO REALIZE THAT PEOPLE FROM THERE CAN BE HOT AS FUCK RIGHT SON?

10/23/2008 9:02:31 AM

yeah, ive dated some smoking hot indian women

10/23/2008 9:18:18 AM

I think one used to post pretty regularly on here too.

10/23/2008 9:27:24 AM

it was a joke

10/23/2008 9:47:11 AM

metroturbo is kinda easy to prod you see

10/23/2008 10:23:44 AM