MY FRIEND CAME OVER AND THEIR CAR GOT TOWED WITHIN A FEW MINUTES OF ARRIVAL SON. I DIDN'T HAVE THEM HANG THE SHIT OFF THEIR REAR VIEW MIRROR SON.

THE TOW TRUCK DRIVER SAID THAT IF YOU GET A BURN YOU SHOULD "PUT A MATCH OUT ON THE BURN" AND THAT "THE HEAT FROM THE MATCH WILL PULL OUT THE HEAT FROM YOUR BURN." HE SAID THAT "HEAT ATTRACTS HEAT." THEN HE SAID THAT'S WHERE THE PHRASE "FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE" COMES FROM. WHEN I HEARD THAT I TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED AT HIM AND HE SNAPPED HIS HEAD UP TOWARDS ME NERVOUSLY, AS IF HE WERE LOOKING AT ME FOR ASSURANCE SO I NODDED "YES".

10/23/2008 6:41:07 PM

TOO MANY WORDS, SON.

10/23/2008 6:42:09 PM

um

what

10/23/2008 6:42:27 PM

shit man, I'd play that as "it got towed before he could come upstairs to get the pass" and bitch management out

10/23/2008 6:42:49 PM

YEAH SON. PART TWO OF THE STORY, THE FIRE THING, HAPPENED AT THE SHACK THE TOW TRUCK OPERATOR HAD OUT AT HIS HOLDING LOT SON.

10/23/2008 6:44:53 PM

MORE TOO MANY WORDS, SON.

10/23/2008 6:45:45 PM

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER

[Edited on October 23, 2008 at 6:46 PM. Reason : 100th post hooray]

10/23/2008 6:46:01 PM

DO YOU SPEAK IT, SON?

[Edited on October 23, 2008 at 6:46 PM. Reason : ^gg - 900 to go]

10/23/2008 6:46:25 PM

IF YOU CAN'T READ THAT THEN YOU AREN'T CAPABLE OF READING ENGLISH (WHICH I FIND HARD TO BELIEVE).

10/23/2008 6:47:20 PM

IF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE TO HANG SOMETHING FROM THEIR REAR VIEW TO PARK AT YOUR PLACE THEN YOU ARE METRO SON

10/23/2008 6:47:33 PM

^WHAT HE SAID SON

10/23/2008 6:48:03 PM

YOU SHOULD HAVE PULLED YOUR GLOCK OUT ON THAT FOOL, SON

10/23/2008 6:48:18 PM

HELL YEA SON, GAT THAT MOFO SON.

10/23/2008 6:48:54 PM

^^AND ^ NO COMMAS SON

STEP OUT THE BAR SON

[Edited on October 23, 2008 at 6:49 PM. Reason : a]

10/23/2008 6:49:03 PM

OH NAW SON, THE TOW HAPPENED WITHOUT BEING SEEN SON. SHE PARKED OUT BACK SON.

THE TALKING HAPPENED IN THE SHACK AT HIS HOLDING LOT AS I ALREADY SAID.

10/23/2008 6:49:25 PM

WE NEED TO GET QNTMFRED TO DO A SEARCH ON HOW MANY TIMES SAABTURBO HAS POSTED THE WORD SON SON

10/23/2008 6:51:11 PM

SO ANYWAY I PAID FOR THEIR TOWING FEE SON.

SIMPLY BECAUSE IT WAS MY FAULT FOR NOT HAVING THEM HANG THAT SCROTUM OFF THEIR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

10/23/2008 6:53:50 PM

BURN THE SHACK DOWN

10/23/2008 6:56:33 PM

I CAN'T DO THAT SON, EVEN THOUGH THE SHACK IS HIGHLY FLAMMABLE AND EASILY ACCESSED.

10/24/2008 10:10:46 AM

lol scrotum

10/24/2008 10:12:44 AM

WELL THAT'S WHAT IT IS SON. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO SAY SON?

10/24/2008 10:20:02 AM

dangly bits would have been fine

10/24/2008 10:23:56 AM

DANGLY BITS WOULD BE TESTICLES SON, NOT THE SCROTUM (THERE'S ONLY ONE SACK, TWO BALLS SON).

THIS IS A SCROTUM THAT YOU HANG FROM YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR SO THAT THE TOW TRUCK DRIVER DOESN'T TOW YOU SON.

10/24/2008 10:28:22 AM

SAABTURBO/METRO FOR PRESIDENT 2008 SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/24/2008 10:46:45 AM

SOMEONE BUY SAABTURBO PREMIE SO HE CAN CHANGE HIS STATUS TO MIND EXPLODER

10/24/2008 10:51:06 AM

I live in the same building....they towed my shit once

10/24/2008 10:53:39 AM

I sure do have a lot of fathers in this thread.

10/24/2008 10:57:58 AM

Quote :

"IF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE TO HANG SOMETHING FROM THEIR REAR VIEW TO PARK AT YOUR PLACE THEN YOU ARE METRO SON"

10/24/2008 11:37:29 AM

Predatory towing, ftl.

When Lucky1 got towed, the tow truck beat us back to where he was towed from. They were sitting in a far, dark corner with their lights off, just waiting for someone to eff up. Then, we parked way out in a visitor spot, and before we could walk to the entrance of the apartment with our friend, they beat us to the front of the building and was towing someone else.

If I had a tow truck, I'd tow a tow truck. They're ALWAYS parked in spots they would tow someone from.

[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 12:04 PM. Reason : ]

10/24/2008 12:03:32 PM

I love how they just park and block cars in while they're going around looking for parking passes!

10/24/2008 12:11:16 PM

Quote :

"REAR VIEW MIRROR SCROTUM"

10/24/2008 12:33:45 PM

^^ I ACTUALLY SAW THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT THERE WITH A FLASHLIGHT RECENTLY GOING FROM CAR TO CAR LOOKING IN THE WINDSHIELDS. THAT SHIT PISSED ME OFF BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING INVASIVE.

IT WAS DURING A GAME THOUGH, SO I CAN KIND OF UNDERSTAND THAT. IF THEY DIDN'T ENFORCE THAT SHIT HEAVILY DURING GAMES THEN PEOPLE WOULD USE THIS SHIT AS A FREE GAME DAY PARKING LOT. BUT TO BE TOWING SOMEBODY WHEN THE PARKING LOT IS COMPLETELY EMPTY AT 3PM IS RIDICULOUS.

OH AND DivaBaby19 CAN SURELY ATTEST TO THE FACT THAT THERE IS NEVER, FUCKING EVER A FULL PARKING LOT OR ANYWHERE EVEN CLOSE TO THAT IN THIS COMPLEX. THERE NEVER HAS BEEN, EVEN BEFORE THEY STARTED THE PREDATORY TOWING. THE TOW COMPANY'S HOLDING LOT IS ABOUT HALF A FUCKING MILE DOWN THE ROAD, SO THEY CAN JUST TOW A CAR AND THEN DRIVE RIGHT BACK UP HERE AND SNAG ANOTHER. FUEL COSTS ARE INCREDIBLY LOW DUE TO THE CLOSE PROXIMITY. PURE PROFITS TOWING CARS FROM THIS BITCH.

BTW, HOW IN THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOURSELF TOWED DivaBaby19?! FUCK THAT SHIT SON.

[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 1:17 PM. Reason : ]

10/24/2008 1:14:35 PM