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'Heavy' Inmate Hid Pot In Fat Folds Of Stomach, Police Say

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Police have filed additional charges against an inmate who they say tried to hide illegal drugs inside a Northside prison in the folds of his stomach.

Officers said Cedric Webb, 25, was at the Montgomery Correctional Center on the Northside when officers searching for contraband told him to lift his shirt.

According to the police report, when Webb raised his shirt, the officer saw two bags of marijuana and tobacco tucked into his stomach fat.

nvestigators said the drugs then fell to the ground, WJXT reported.

The report said Webb would not explain how he got the banned substances into the facility.

The arrest report describes Webb as 6 feet 2 inches tall and 290 pounds and his build as "heavy."

Webb, who had been in jail since May on charges of possession of cocaine and forgery, is now charged with introduction of contraband into a detention facility and possession of marijuana.

10/24/2008 3:35:37 PM

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10/24/2008 3:35:57 PM

ibtambrosia

she'll be mad that you didn't put this in her (ironic) fat people story thread

10/24/2008 3:36:38 PM

thats awesome

reminds me of the keenan ivory wayays show skit where fat people kept thier money under their titties instead of carrying a wallet

10/24/2008 3:39:26 PM

THE WAYANS BROTHERS ARE FUCKING DUMB FUCK METROS.


OH AND

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"keenan ivory wayays"

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10/24/2008 3:41:04 PM

290 at 6' 2" isn't all that fat

good idea though

10/24/2008 3:41:28 PM

6 FEET AND 300 FUCKING POUNDS ISN'T FAT?

10/24/2008 3:41:53 PM

he looks like he probably was hiding more earlier until he smoked it

10/24/2008 3:42:04 PM

happiest mugshot ever

10/24/2008 3:47:23 PM

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"290 at 6' 2" isn't all that fat"

Yeah. That is heavy, but not HEAVY.
Josh is 6'5" and 300 pounds. And while he is a beast of a man, he's does not sport teh fat rolls and lard ass.

10/24/2008 3:47:30 PM

UM, YEAH HE DOES SON.

10/24/2008 3:50:59 PM

oh yea, that's a great hiding place! you'd be surprised what i've found in my fat rolls. it's almost like christmas sometimes!

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10/24/2008 3:53:38 PM

That is a 6'5" man at 300 pounds.



300 pounds is not always as fat as some may think.

10/24/2008 3:54:14 PM

UM, YEAH IT IS.

10/24/2008 3:56:22 PM

the mention of a happy mugshot just caused me to spend approximately 45 minutes reading about the gambino family on wikipedia.

10/24/2008 4:47:26 PM

10/24/2008 4:51:25 PM

WHY IS NERDCHICK IN A MUGSHOT SON?

10/24/2008 4:52:16 PM

haha...i like his mug shot..man was just tryin to blaze and what have you...that shit is pretty funny

10/24/2008 4:55:20 PM

im 6'4 and at abotu 250 right now, and i might as well be a butterball turkey. 50 more pounds is definite fat town

10/24/2008 4:56:09 PM