Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
Just kicked ass in a meeting with a client to present our final report for a billion dollar project... got our company another project because of our performance on this one...
time to get drunk 10/24/2008 4:40:03 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
IT AMAZES ME THAT ANYONE COULD ACTUALLY ENJOY THE EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL. I GUESS YOU MIGHT IF YOU DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER. 10/24/2008 4:40:55 PM |
SexyJesus Suspended 1338 Posts user info edit post |
personally I drink alcohol in the spirit of self-loathing
I have been drinking a lot recently 10/24/2008 4:42:53 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
if I didnt drink I would actually have talk to my friends... fuck that, drink up pussy 10/24/2008 4:44:12 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
jaybee starts the meeting off like "now listen here you goddamn stupid motherfucker" 10/24/2008 4:48:50 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I closed a big deal yesterday as well. I am celebrating with liquor and coworker sex tonight. 10/24/2008 4:50:29 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
You get any commission off of the $1,000,000,000? 10/24/2008 4:51:08 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
Congrats Shannon 10/24/2008 4:53:01 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^ that was the previous meeting
^^ haha, no, that would be fucking sweet, but no.
^ thanks
[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 4:54 PM. Reason : d] 10/24/2008 4:53:03 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I wish I had more big deals
Most of mine are in the 10-20 thou range
Hard to really get amped over those 10/24/2008 4:55:00 PM |
TaterSalad All American 6256 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, have gotten drunk 10/24/2008 4:55:47 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
^^ it was to redesign a portion of I-285 around Atlanta, I only did the planning/design stage, that billion also includes construcition, ROW, etc. 10/24/2008 4:57:09 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I, too, have gotten drunk" |
You, too, have never been shannon
sit the fuck down ya prick10/24/2008 5:00:26 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "fuck that, drink up pussy" |
MY POINT EXACTLY, YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER. 10/24/2008 5:01:14 PM |
slackerb All American 5093 Posts user info edit post |
I too, have worked on a small part of a project related to a giant project worth a billion dollars overall. 10/24/2008 5:02:11 PM |
cynosural All American 9870 Posts user info edit post |
t, time to get drunk! 10/24/2008 5:02:56 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I managed the entire project, planning/design... but no, I wont be out digging ditches or paving roads, surveying etc.
[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 5:03 PM. Reason : d] 10/24/2008 5:03:11 PM |
slackerb All American 5093 Posts user info edit post |
You managed the entire planning/design of the I-285 project around Atlanta?
I call bull-fucking-shit. 10/24/2008 5:04:49 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "redesign a portion of I-285 around Atlanta" |
call bullshit all you want10/24/2008 5:06:13 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
HE'S DRINKING THOUGH SON, SO HE'S COOL SON.
ALCOHOL IS THE SHITTIEST DRUG KNOWN TO FUCKING MAN YOU DUMB ASS METRO. 10/24/2008 5:06:17 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Don't forget Jaybee is older than most people here
He's like 38 I think 10/24/2008 5:06:28 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I thought Metro's hated alcohol
^ he never lies
[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 5:07 PM. Reason : d] 10/24/2008 5:07:27 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You managed the entire planning/design of the I-285 project around Atlanta?
I call bull-fucking-shit.
" |
You obviously don't have a clue who the fuck you're talking to but here's a hint: he's a member of the set of people better than you
I know this doesn't narrow it down much, but it's a starter hint10/24/2008 5:07:31 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
^ hhaha
man, my dream job is to be the host of this Cities of the Underworld show... fucking love watching this shit 10/24/2008 5:09:07 PM |
skankinande All American 28213 Posts user info edit post |
10/24/2008 5:09:56 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
I need to grow the hair back out 10/24/2008 5:10:48 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
ARE YOU THE METRO THAT KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN I'D MENTION OLD SCHOOL DEFTONES SONGS?
THE DEFT ONES SON? 10/24/2008 5:12:07 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Was it the most objective meeting ever? 10/24/2008 5:12:20 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
^^ no
I dont listen to them, just house music
fuck, I am metro
^ hahaha, somewhat
[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 5:13 PM. Reason : d] 10/24/2008 5:12:51 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
^^ lol.
the most objective person in traffic design. 10/24/2008 5:13:15 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
I wore my Tulsa shirt under my dress shirt for good luck 10/24/2008 5:15:12 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I wore my Tulsa shirt under my dress" |
10/24/2008 5:15:43 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
CONGRATS SON
I TOO MADE SOME DEALS THIS WEEK
ALTHOUGH NONE OF THEM OVER $100k 10/24/2008 5:16:13 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
I covered the -23.5 10/24/2008 5:16:17 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
But srsly.
We've bitched on the internet before, but congrats.
I had my performance review today, kicked ass, and am lookin for a fat promotion.
So I left at 3.
Got a text from my office neighbor that my manager came down to talk to me no more than 2 minutes after I left.
No take backs! 10/24/2008 5:23:16 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
hahah, hate it when that happens.
I give most credit to those that worked on it with me 10/24/2008 5:25:14 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
this is now the success thread 10/24/2008 5:57:05 PM |
cynosural All American 9870 Posts user info edit post |
i, too, have done well 10/24/2008 5:58:39 PM |
Malagoat All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
what part of 285? 10/24/2008 6:02:03 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
Paces Ferry to Spaghetti Junction 10/24/2008 6:19:04 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
I bet this presentation was objective as fuck 10/24/2008 6:58:51 PM |
gk2004 All American 6237 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "fuck that, drink up pussy " |
Cheers bitches10/24/2008 8:49:14 PM |
BadPokerPlyr All American 2081 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "for a billion dollar project... " |
i would have thought turning around tennessee's football program would take more than that10/24/2008 9:09:07 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
oh giggity thats a good one 10/24/2008 10:18:36 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
TENNESSEE 10/24/2008 10:35:03 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL" |
most times, this means you are gettin trim10/24/2008 10:36:25 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89769 Posts user info edit post |
congrats man 10/24/2008 10:37:06 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
tanks 10/24/2008 10:47:10 PM |