Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.1. Your name: KyleA generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with. 2. Your age: 25The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter. 3. What you should be doing?: doing laundryWhen Kate, Mrs. Laundry, gets together with Chris, Mr. Laundry, and they're non-responsive for several hours while her away message reads "Doing laundry, brb" 4. Your birthplace: KinnelonKinnelon Comes from the German Word Kinnie-Lahnn, Meaning "A Whales Vagina"Also, a upper middle class town found in Northern New Jersey, Populated overwhelmingly by wealthy Caucasians who think they are tough because they get a lexus, beamer, or benz for birthday or graduation present. apparently it changed a lot since the 80s 5. Last thing you had to eat: chiliAlso known as Nugs, Chronic, Kill. It is the form of weed that is crystalized and calls your name just by smelling it.Most Tempting weed around. Very good. Its all they Smoke In Denver. Originated in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains. So if you get some, it won't compare to what is 'round here.Mile "HIGH" City
10/26/2008 8:05:08 AM
fuck dat I just live
10/26/2008 8:05:26 AM
1. cassie
10/26/2008 10:05:32 AM
I think the name is just enough.1. Robert
10/26/2008 10:17:40 AM
put in chembob, i'm pretty sure it will say: see faggotI"m walls1441 and i approved this message.
10/26/2008 11:00:29 AM
Derek:
10/26/2008 11:08:34 AM
1. HAHAHA
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DAVID1. A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB. I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity. 2. a very hot guy usually nice and very funny dude he is such a david3. A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David. Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.4. One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin. "You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!" "Only David could have raped Goliath."5. A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour. Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!" Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with" Girl 3 "I tried to take him home" Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!"6. David is a person who rocks everyones sox. Yu wanna meet this kid ! LIKE FOR REAL. David IS HELLA TIGHT. - david yur so hella tight i want yu in ma pants ! :orgasm:
10/26/2008 12:12:46 PM
1. Nick
10/26/2008 12:17:07 PM
^^YOU PUT IN THE WRONG NAME SON. THIS ONE IS WAY MORE APPROPRIATE SON.JohnnieWalkr
10/26/2008 12:18:32 PM
CODENAMES DONT COUNT SONSEE:SAABTURBO - ONE WHO IS ALWAYS YELLING ARBITRARILYSORRY FOR SAABTURBOING IN THE LIBRARY
10/26/2008 12:31:42 PM
1. Name: Steven
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10/26/2008 12:59:13 PM
1. Name: Billa draft of a proposed law presented for approval to a legislative body2. Age: 23The greatest number of all time. 3. What I should be doing: researchDiscreet term, or code name, for a session of 'hows your father' 4. Birthplace: High PointA game which is played while intoxicated by only the top drinkers in the world. The game requires an empty beer can and 2 players. Player one holds the can horizontal on a table while player 2 chops the can in an attempt to break it in half. Then player 2 spins the can to the “highest point” (or usually the part of the can that will fuck the other persons hand up the most) and allows player 1 to chop the can. You take successive turns. The winner is the player who successfully breaks the can into two separate pieces. The winner will obtain bragging rights, and a bloody hand. You drink when you need a little more courage to submerge the side of your hand into a jagged bloody pile of aluminum. 5. Last thing to eat: CinnabonA rather amusing coiling of an unusually long, thin and hairy piece of shit at the bottom of the toilet.
10/26/2008 1:05:30 PM
1. Name: StephenGreek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome.Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames. 2. Age: 23The greatest number of all time. 3. Should be Doing: ShowerDevice that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house 4. Birthplace: RichmondCity in Northern California that is a lovely place to get shot in (This also applies to the city in Virgina). 5. Last thing I ate: Cookie DoughThe single best flavor of ice cream in existance, hands down. If you don't have some at home, go buy some at the grocery store at this very moment and purchase a small portion of ecstacy.
10/26/2008 1:10:39 PM
SO I HAVE TO BUY METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE WITH THE COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM SON?
10/26/2008 1:12:05 PM
1. JimmyAnother word for dick (often confused with jimmy-hat meanin condom)i slippedd my jimmy in her pussy. The man Stephen Colbert calls upon during his show when he wants a video or picture shown.Stephen Colbert: "JIMMY! Roll the footage!" n.-1. A short crowbar with curved ends.syn: jemmy (British English.)tr.v.-1. To pry something open with or as if with a jimmy.This crate is nailed tight, hand me the jimmy so I can pry it open.He jimmied the door open with a crowbar. 2. 23The greatest number of all time.Reasons why: It is...1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.2. Michael Jordan's number.3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.20. the number of the Illuminati.21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).Michael Jordan IS number 23. Be like Mike. 3. cleaning1.Action that people do when bored.Involve taking a pile of junk and moving it to somewhere else in the house.2.Removing all useless part of a whole so that it is better.1.I did some cleaning. My desk is empty now. But don't look in the wardrobe.2.And the chief gang told'em that Joe and Mac were now missing. 4. Silver Springthe only place where u can drive 5 minutes one way and go into a rural area and 5 minutes the other way and go into a cityu can get to a rural area pretty quick after u leave wheaton if u go on Layhill away from D.C. 5. Cocoa PebblesCocoa Pebbles isn't defined yet.
10/26/2008 1:40:18 PM
1.ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed. 2.A .22 Caliber hand gun. .22 is a measurement of inches, not millimeters you fucking retards. 3. (nap) 3 hours of sleep or less 4. (Asheboro) this little city may be a dry town, but it is also a major port for drug trafficing between Florida and New York. there are two kinds of people who live there. type A people know all other type A people because their parent's parent's parents all grew up there too, nothing happens without them knowing about it within 24 hours. type B people moved there and speak english as a second language. type A people view type B people as the enemy. the main attractions in a*town consist of the NC State Zoo! and the 24 hour walmart. there is also the poor excuse for a mall. when in asheboro, don't forget to root for the home team, the asheboro blue comets of asheboro high school of the exciting asheboro, nc. NOTE* - Asheboro is no longer dry 5. (biscuits and gravy ) undefined
10/26/2008 1:43:44 PM
So I'm a dick and you're a sex god. Nice.
10/26/2008 1:46:38 PM
1. Your name: Sam
10/26/2008 2:12:39 PM
1. Your name: HeatherBeatiful, creative,smart,spontanious, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime. 2. Your age: 2424, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert. 3. What you should be doing: NothingActually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining. 4. Your birthplace: Wilmington, NC(Answer 1 is about Wilmington, DE ) Largest city in Delaware, basically younger step-sibling to Philadelphia (about 15 minutes away) Philly people go to Wilmington to work and Wilmington people go to Philly for a good time...Home of large credit card companies and various other crap. (answer 2)A city in North Carolina which is home to Screen Gems studios and therefore "One Tree Hill" and "Dawson's Creek", and even "Matlock" once upon a time. Historic downtown with a battleship on the river, the beach is nearby, home of UNCW, and it has beautiful homes on the intracoastal waterway including "Dawson's" house from the show. Beautiful Gardens such as Airlie Gardens by the beach. It is also home of the NC Azalea Festival and Wrightsville beach is the home of the NC Holiday Floatilla. 5. Last thing you had to eat: Goldfishthe snack that smiles back
10/26/2008 4:29:16 PM
1. Jared
10/26/2008 5:37:32 PM
1. JoshA common name for handsome, intelligent men with big dicks, who are great in bed, commonly god like.2. 23The greatest number of all time.Reasons why: It is...1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.2. Michael Jordan's number.3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.20. the number of the Illuminati.21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms). 3. Programming The most fun you can have with your clothes on, although clothes are not mandatory. 4. PinehurstSmall part of the town of Billerica, Ma located in the 978. Also known as "The Hurst" or "Crimehurst." The most badass people out of billerica usually come from pinehurst. there is a chinese food resturaunt where all pinehurst townies get hammered and an elementary school fit for the 18nth century. People get stabbed here. People from here say their from Pinehurst to cops so the police will be afraid to arrest them. No one fucks with Pinehurst... ever.5. Icecream crack dope powder candy
10/26/2008 5:49:21 PM
1. Your name: Jameson
10/26/2008 5:58:46 PM
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.1. Your name:ShawnaA very beautiful, fun to be around, talking to her is a joy. 2. Your age: 25The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.3. What you should be doing?: sleepingTo masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in. 4. Your birthplace: california 1. State the produces more food than anywhere else, has crazy night life, large schools, hot women, a load of stuff to do, and a the longest beach anybody has ever seen. 5. Last thing you had to eat: sonic 1. SEGA spawned hedgehog who fights robots with animal centers and fighting Dr. Robotnik and Knuckles. He is friends with Tails the Fox and fights to save Planet Mobilus from becoming an industrial hellhole like New Jersey or Delaware. Sonic also must stop the Chaos Emeralds from falling into the wrong hands.
10/26/2008 6:38:40 PM
1. Your first name: ******
10/26/2008 6:44:22 PM
1. Your name: Aaron
10/26/2008 6:50:54 PM
Haven't read many others, but I bet mine is one of the funniest/weirdest!1. Najeeb
10/26/2008 6:56:24 PM
10/27/2008 1:59:28 AM
Andy 696 up, 206 downExcessively endowed. Originally derived from the Greek, "Andreas", meaning manly. 24 630 up, 69 down24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert. Sleeping 419 up, 204 downTo masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in. GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.Those were sleeping noises grandma.Sparta 210 up, 123 downA city of Ancient Greece inhabited by bad-asses and a bad-ass rock band.Sparta rule but the greeks are scum. peanut butter and jelly 67 up, 16 downpeanut butter, creamy or chunky, put on a piece of white bread. then on the other slice of bread you spread a nice thick layer of jelly, any flavor you prefer. slap the two pieces of bread together, with the jelly and peanut butter facing eachother, and get ready for an orgy of flavors in your mouth.Yo nigga this be the best mutha fuckin pb&j sandwich I eva tasted!!! WOOOO WOOOO!!!! Lets go kill some whities!!!
10/27/2008 2:17:58 AM
1. BenA £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england! 2. 26750ml of alky 3. showeringTo shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place. 4. Monmouth CountyA US County located in Central New Jersey that is a utopia of upper-middle class Catholics and Jews due to the high population of Italians and Irish and of course Jewish people coming down from New York City. Monmouth County is quite a wealthy area and is your typical suburbia.5. browniesvery fun but hard to make it all go well as planned but really fun if there is weed in it!
10/27/2008 2:27:35 AM
1. Your name: Misha
10/27/2008 8:22:23 AM
1. megan
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