you PEOPLE don't understand WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON in this country. There is a man running for president WHO IS OLDER THAN METHUSELA. LIBERALS are preaching in CHURCHES for pete's sake. APPLES are now worth more than PENNIES. One of MY TOENAILS is INGROWN and it's QUITE IRRITATING. Clearly OUR DEMOCRACY is in a STATE OF DISREPAIR or at least a MILD FUNK. I have detailed proof that one of the senators from the REPUBLIC OF PENNSYLVANIA is in fact A ROBOT of TAIWANESE MANUFACTURE. All of the letters of THE ALPAHBET were used in the creation of THIS SENTENCE save for "R". The exact weight of OUR MOTHER EARTH is in fact equal to the amount of feces the entire human race has excreted AT THIS VERY MOMENT. I just applied for a job as A WAITER at HERCULE POIROT'S MOONBASE. Is it painted a pleasing shade of BEIGE? BEIGE!!!!!

10/28/2008 12:25:41 AM

[Edited on October 28, 2008 at 12:29 AM. Reason : less]

10/28/2008 12:27:10 AM

methuselah was 969 years old...

10/28/2008 12:27:55 AM

another one of these caps lock idiots? Do the mods sit around jerkin each other off while this is going on?

10/28/2008 12:33:40 AM

idiot

10/28/2008 12:35:54 AM

^they jerk themselves off to reactions like yours, actually.

10/28/2008 12:35:59 AM

pad

10/28/2008 12:38:10 AM

^^can i grab your balls?

10/28/2008 12:40:10 AM

Gotta take a d00k...

10/28/2008 12:42:21 AM

OH NO ITS CAPS LOCK, SORRY FOR YELLING, MODS SHOULD DEFINITELY SUSPEND ANYONE USING CAPS LOCK

10/28/2008 12:42:30 AM